Bayonetta, Kratos, and Sephiroth vs. Link and Sheik (SSBB)

Started by No End N Site44 pages

C'mon peeps, were talkin' about shit way in the past none of us had any control over cuz we we didn't exist and if you did, you need to get the phuck off this forum and get a life you ancient bastard!

None of us can judge cuz none of us were there...I think we all can agree that the USA is like the most awesome of the awesomest, that radest of the rad and the country Jesus loves the most!

Edit:

I disagree. But yeah, new topic plx.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Is this you trying to calm me down. 😛

yes actually 😛

Originally posted by No End N Site
C'mon peeps, were talkin' about shit way in the past none of us had any control over cuz we we didn't exist and if you did, you need to get the phuck off this forum and get a life you ancient bastard!

None of us can judge cuz none of us were there...I think we all can agree that the USA is like the most awesome of the awesomest, that radest of the rad and the country Jesus loves the most!

I'm with Scream on that.

thats cause you guys are gay. and i dont mean like two girls getting it on gay. i mean like, gay the way we use as an insult in california.

'mericas the hot stuff. >\

I could use Quebecois insults. Having to explain the insults would be taxing for me though.

Or I'll just call you a "hoser". 😛

Canadia's hotter stuff estahuh

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
I could use Quebecois insults. Having to explain the insults would be taxing for me though.

Or I'll just call you a "hoser". 😛

Canadia's hotter stuff estahuh


😎

Originally posted by Ms.Marvel
yes actually 😛

...>_> It werk'd.

Go to bed gais!

Oh wait, I should take my own advice.

I don't sleep much as a rule. 😛 I get to argue with users from every time zone!

😎

Neither of the nuclear bombs were necessery and they were a very poor choice of weapon. No bombs should have been used but Dumberica had to do it.

"Atomicked" should be the term for when they use an atomic bomb.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Japan killed way more people in china with the bio weapons. However you put it we are not evil. Our presidents are evil. Besides I didn
t see canadians doing much so why judge upon a war you barely took part in?

Are you implying Canadians had little participation and effect in World War 2?

Have to weigh all the good and bad that America did, though all these do add alot of points on the wrong side. Im sure they've done alot of good to get it nearly balanced.. nearly.

That clip does not put Sheik above Bay, and Seph can hold her long enough with TK to finished her off. On to the laser thingiemo. Looked more like the fictional beam speeds, they always vary. Those moves were something that Bay could of replicated and Kratos (though with difficulty) beat Hermes that was faster then that.

Originally posted by Burning thought
Neither of the nuclear bombs were necessery and they were a very poor choice of weapon. No bombs should have been used but Dumberica had to do it.

YouTube video

Everytime someone suggests that the lasers are slow, I die a little inside. There's no evidence to support that reasoning. They're visible.. So? Guess what? Jubileus' spirit flying into the sun is visible. Do we assume it is also slow? No one on team one has any feat whichwould allow them to dodge a laser, fictional or otherwise.

Also, there's no way Bayonetta could replicate Sheik's feat, or hold her own against someone who could from what I've seen of her. 😐 If you have more, I'd like to see it.

Everytime someone suggests that the lasers are slow, I die a little inside. There's no evidence to support that reasoning. They're visible.. So? Guess what? Jubileus' spirit flying into the sun is visible. Do we assume it is also slow? No one on team one has any feat which would allow them to dodge a laser, fictional or otherwise.

Also, there's no way Bayonetta could replicate Sheik's feat, or hold her own against someone who could from what I've seen of her. no expression If you have more, I'd like to see it.

We can actually see how slow they are, which is all the evidence we need. With Jubileus the camera follows her at the same speed, so even though it looks like shes motionless, shes not, its just that we're moving at the same speed. Contrast to when Link and Mario 'dodged' them and we can see that the characters aren't moving that fast at all.

That would be becuase Bayonetta can't teleport. 😐 And if she really is as fast as people say she is (IDK, I can't find anything on her except how 'sexy' she is 😬), as in bullet-timer then she'd kick Shieks ass fairly easily.

AH ****. Fergot to rhyme.
I'll do it properly next time. uhuh

Anyway, your post contains claims without evidence,
and lacks any logical precedent.
Link can dodge lasers, and you assume they are slow,
anyone else dodges bullets, and you wank how fast they go.

Lasers are faster, this is beyond argument.
Now take off your armour or logic retardent. >|

Your claims that lasers are intrinsically fast,
only serve to show me your logic's half-arsed.
Assuming this, is an argument without proof,
so please stop doing it ya big smelly goof.

Not good to compare to the flying to the sun thing. Whenever a laser is from a weapon (mostly a gun) that isnt some huge machine its never lightspeed, take for instance star wars. I know jedi's are great but blocking those shots doesnt grant them ftl reactions especially when the laser was at bullet speeds. IIRC its because of the plasma/energy/something contained that makes it slower then light. Same reason that lightning isnt at lightspeed.

I was talking about Links feat. But hey I dont see why she couldnt do both. All that took was teleporting onto the ship and punching it, do we know how strong the cockpit glass is? Team 1 already has a few things to go on: TK>teleport>slash/impale, Witch time+Bays strength and speed, Kratos eventually beating the speedy Hermes.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Not good to compare to the flying to the sun thing. Whenever a laser is from a weapon (mostly a gun) that isnt some huge machine its never lightspeed, take for instance star wars. I know jedi's are great but blocking those shots doesnt grant them ftl reactions especially when the laser was at bullet speeds. IIRC its because of the plasma/energy/something contained that makes it slower then light. Same reason that lightning isnt at lightspeed.

I was talking about Links feat. But hey I dont see why she couldnt do both. All that took was teleporting onto the ship and punching it, do we know how strong the cockpit glass is? Team 1 already has a few things to go on: TK>teleport>slash/impale, Witch time+Bays strength and speed, Kratos eventually beating the speedy Hermes.


Here we go again, I never claimed light speed.
But that's the thing, it's nothing I need.
A laser is faster than a bullet, this is true.
Makes bullet time reaction look like poo.

Hermes has no feats to put him close to as fast as that,
team one cannot catch the lad in the silly hat.