Bayonetta, Kratos, and Sephiroth vs. Link and Sheik (SSBB)

Prove the bullets in Bayonetta or Final fantasy are at real life speeds? 😐 See how that works? Also, the blaster with a laser sight would be the PINNACLE of redundancy if the laser were not faster than the blaster.

Phasers? 😐 Srsly. We're not at Lasers = bullets = arrows, because stuff in fiction doesn't work how it does irl. Such deconstruction can be enacted ad nauseum. The problem originates with "prove the laser is a laser". K, prove your bullet is a bullet.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Imma calculate how fast that means he flies. The Earth has a circumference of 24,900 miles. Charizard circled it in two seconds.

40072665.6 / 2 = 20,036,332.8 meters per second.

Charizard is fast as hell, man.

Still slower than the guy in my sig 😛

.__. to go off topic when did Zard circle the Earth?

Not really sure I care. Was meant to point out the stupidity of the Bayonetta crap.

He does it multiple times. Every time he used Seismic Toss in the anime, as a matter of fact.

Charizard sucks.

He got beaten by Magmar lol

This thread is now about Fictional nihilism. Because none of it's real, none of it can be trusted.

Originally posted by Keollyn
Charizard sucks.

He got beaten by Magmar lol

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Lolwut? No, he didn't. He threw that ****er into a volcano from SPACE.

He got beaten, not lost.

Which is true. Magmar was smacking a lizard up

Originally posted by Keollyn
Still slower than the guy in my sig 😛

When did Son Goku move so fast? When he went god mode by removing the power limiter?

Lol, did we watch the same anime?

Plot powerup is the only reason Charlizzie won.

Originally posted by LLLLLink
When did Son Goku move so fast? When he went god mode by removing the power limiter?

Yes.

Thought he lost? 😆

So, yeah. Charizard can clearly fly at a speed of over 20 million meters per second.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Thought he lost? 😆

So, yeah. Charizard can clearly fly at a speed of over 20 million meters per second.

Post the vid. I like that ep.

Please no, Charlizzie is not welcome in this thread of much cooler characters.

Except for Sephiroth. Both have the same level of fail.

YouTube video 2:39

Originally posted by Keollyn
Please no, Charlizzie is not welcome in this thread of [b]much cooler characters. [/B]

Uh-oh...

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
YouTube video 2:39

NOES!!!!

You have done my eyes a disservice.

I will now redeem my eyes by posting greatness

Charlie, why u no great like he?

That's a he? Looks sorta like Zelos...