Buy Your Own Fertility Idol

Superb...

The creator of those vids deserves mainstream TV time without doubt.

Oh yes.

The movie industry would fear them.

Then respect them...

Then revere them.

Then probably eventually buy them.

Then they would ruin them.
😖hifty:

And then Bay steps in to save them.

And all will vomit.

Yup... reality bites.

Bites, sucks, blows....rarely does it ever just nibble.

Nasty old thing.

Yep. I hope somebody stabs it in the eye.

Where's the eye?

Just above-and-to-the-side of its nose.

Where's the nose?

At the opposite end from its arse.

Where's his arse?

Its up on the farting podium.

Where's the podium?

Under it's elbows.

Where are the elbows?

Its starting to look like a picasso painting.