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It is indeed.

Which confirms an earlier statement: it bites. 😉

😛

Sex Robot!!

Where?!

*Checks all windows*

*checks all the cabinets*

*Checks the inside of a cigarette packet*

Nope. None there.

Oh well.
*Lights smoke*

*opens beer*

*Fires up the jukebox*

*Orders hookers, drugs and a Whopper with extra fries*

*falls asleep*

Parrrrrtyyy!

*Shaves off both of Queeq's eyebrows and paints words on his forehead that he wont see until the next day in work*

*goes to work, sees face in toilet mirror, orders hitman*

*Hitman waits til Queeq is asleep, and puts a Bra on him, a big 80s style girly wig, and take photos and shows all the pics to Queeq's mates*

😛

*Fires rocket off*

*sees in mirror, decides to go out and score weird chicks*

😂

Hey, if it works...

Well the hookers with the drugs I initially called can probably do weird for you, if you asked them nicely (and paid them).... but you fell asleep when they called, hence your eyebrows being gone, and your face drawn on in permanent ink.