Robocop v. Wolverine

Started by dadudemon25 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
You did not.

I posted a clip from Robocop, timer is 2-3 seconds from the time his leg opens and the gun is in his hand pointed forward. It's there for all to see, page 12.

Considering the above, I'd say the "my favorite HAS to win" syndrome is on you.

Oh, okay. In that case, Wolverine doesn't get knocked out by bullet.

Boy, glad that's out of the way.

Also, Robocop was never seen shooting someone in the eye, on screen. Doesn't do it in the versus, either.

Boy, glad that's out of the way.

Result? Robocop is made into tiny tiny pieces by Wolverine, no matter the starting distance, no matter the arena.

Boy, glad that's out of they way.

K, now is the thread done?

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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Originally posted by dadudemon
Oh, okay. In that case, Wolverine doesn't get knocked out by bullet.

Boy, glad that's out of the way.

Also, Robocop was never seen shooting someone in the eye, on screen. Doesn't do it in the versus, either.

Boy, glad that's out of the way.

Result? Robocop is made into tiny tiny pieces by Wolverine, no matter the starting distance, no matter the arena.

Boy, glad that's out of they way.

K, now is the thread done?

Wolverine has been knocked out by a single bullet and by other blows. Stands to reason it can happen here.

LoL, poor form, dude, poor form. "Wolverine was never seen cutting a Cyborg, so he can't"; but we both know that is stupid too. Robocop is seen having dead-on aim, due to his computer targeting.

Not really, this thread specified the winner can win via "KO"; Robocop would have a chance, considering this silly catered scenario.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK,I'll give you your three seconds. Wolvie can cover at least 60 to 70 feet in three seconds.

Your turn.

I might have missed it, when was it said they start 60-70 feet apart?

I'd gather Robocop could unload into his face/head by the time Wolverine got within 10 feet.

Originally posted by Robtard
I might have missed it, when was it said they start 60-70 feet apart?

I'd gather Robocop could unload into his face/head by the time Wolverine got within 10 feet.

Rob, my point is that unless Wolvie is at least that far from Robo, he closes the gap and decaps Robo before Robo can draw and aim.

Count in another 5ish seconds for Robo to pull the "Detroit Police, freeze, ID yourself." Wolvie would have to be 150 to 200 feet way for Robo to even get a shot off.

One more thing: Robo always aims center mass, he rarely takes head shots. BRAP BRAP BRAP three shots bounce off Wolvie. Robo needs another second or so to adjust his aim for a head shot.

See?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Rob, my point is that unless Wolvie is at least that far from Robo, he closes the gap and decaps Robo before Robo can draw and aim.

Count in another 5ish seconds for Robo to pull the "Detroit Police, freeze, ID yourself." Wolvie would have to be 150 to 200 feet way for Robo to even get a shot off.

One more thing: Robo always aims center mass, he rarely takes head shots. BRAP BRAP BRAP three shots bounce off Wolvie. Robo needs another second or so to adjust his aim for a head shot.

See?

You should get into writing scripts for Michael Bay movies.

Originally posted by Blinky
You should get into writing scripts for Michael Bay movies.
Because I am sticking with what was seen onscreen in both movies? K.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Rob, my point is that unless Wolvie is at least that far from Robo, he closes the gap and decaps Robo before Robo can draw and aim.

Count in another 5ish seconds for Robo to pull the "Detroit Police, freeze, ID yourself." Wolvie would have to be 150 to 200 feet way for Robo to even get a shot off.

One more thing: Robo always aims center mass, he rarely takes head shots. BRAP BRAP BRAP three shots bounce off Wolvie. Robo needs another second or so to adjust his aim for a head shot.

See?

Why do you throw in morals only when it suits your argument?

If we're going to demand Robocop use his morals and demand to see Wolverine's ID and ignore that a man with six metals claws is charging him, then at least be fair about it. Wolverine is a hero; he wouldn't kill a cop, even one that shot him in the head, as seen in X2.

So considering that, Robocop would definitely win here, likely by arrest.

Originally posted by Robtard
Why do you throw in morals only when it suits your argument?

If we're going to demand Robocop use his morals and demand to see Wolverine's ID and ignore that a man with six metals claws is charging him, then at least be fair about it. Wolverine is a hero; he wouldn't kill a cop, even one that shot him in the head, as seen in X2.

So considering that, Robocop would definitely win here, likely by arrest.

OK then. back tot this:

OK,I'll give you your three seconds. Wolvie can cover at least 60 to 70 feet in three seconds.

And

One more thing: Robo always aims center mass, he rarely takes head shots. BRAP BRAP BRAP three shots bounce off Wolvie. Robo needs another second or so to adjust his aim for a head shot.

BTW: When the ninja was swinging his sword at Robo, Robo did the "ID yourself, Detroit PD" line. Why would he be different here? The ninja had just sliced his hand off, dude.

Back to you, babe.

Originally posted by Robtard
Wolverine has been knocked out by a single bullet and by other blows. Stands to reason it can happen here.

That is not what is being argued, though. That is NOT being contradicted here.

Here's the reasoning behind where I was going with this:

If you are going to use a "high-end" feat for Robocop pulling out his gun (which can make this versus completely change directions, in your opinion), then we only go with high-end feats from Wolverine, as well. Meaning, Wolvie does not get knocked out by a bullet to the head, we use his other showings which were better.

If you want to use Robo's low end feat of 6 seconds to draw and be ready to fire, then we go with the low-end version of Wolvie that got knocked out by a bullet. However, neither "version" changes the outcome for this vs. Not even a little.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, poor form, dude, poor form. "Wolverine was never seen cutting a Cyborg, so he can't"; but we both know that is stupid too. Robocop is seen having dead-on aim, due to his computer targeting.

I'm glad you brought this up because it will illustrate a point.

What you just tried to do, above, is a perfect example of a non sequitor argument. What is the Cyborg comprised of? (Specifically, his armor.) Titanium. Is titanium resistant to adamantium? No. The only thing that can pwn adamantium is adamantium, stated by Striker. Striker proved it on-screen.

On top of that, we have Wolverine cutting through a vault door that was about a foot thick, most likely made of high quality steel. He made it seem like butter. Mind you, Titanium is around the hardness of high quality steel. What does this mean? Robocop would get diced, like a butter.

Originally posted by Robtard
Not really, this thread specified the winner can win via "KO"; Robocop would have a chance, considering this silly catered scenario.

You're right. But, as I explained above, Wolverine doesn't get KO'd, regardless if we use low or high end feats from either character.

Of course they are gonna use Robo fastest draw of 3 seconds compared to his slowest draw of 6 seconds.

Of course they are gonna ignore that Robo will say "Identify yourself" and "Freeze, Detroit PD", and 'You are under arrest", all before shooting Wolvie in the torso, which will have no effect on Wolvie. By the time Robo telle Wolvie to freeze, draws, aims, fires into Wolvie's chest, realizes he needs a head shot and adjusts aim, well.....That's at LEAST fifteen seconds.

Wolvie will get to Robo and have him in pieces before a head shot can be taken.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Of course they are gonna use Robo fastest draw of 3 seconds compared to his slowest draw of 6 seconds.

We always go by greatest feats; you know this. Why do you do this when it only suits you?

Originally posted by dadudemon
You're right. But, as I explained above, Wolverine doesn't get KO'd, regardless if we use low or high end feats from either character.

Wolverine contradicted the character (healing adamantium?) already established in X1-3, might as well not be the same guy. In X1, he was KO'd two times. Once in X2.

Here's what I see happening:

Robocop knocks out Wolverine with a bullet to the head. He gets knocked out, then wakes after a few mins, only to get knocked out again, and will wake up a few minutes later only to get knocked out again. So.... how is Robocop going to kill Wolverine? He has to run out of bullets some day, till then, he'll keep getting knocked out...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Of course they are gonna use Robo fastest draw of 3 seconds compared to his slowest draw of 6 seconds.

Of course they are gonna ignore that Robo will say "Identify yourself" and "Freeze, Detroit PD", and 'You are under arrest", all before shooting Wolvie in the torso, which will have no effect on Wolvie. By the time Robo telle Wolvie to freeze, draws, aims, fires into Wolvie's chest, realizes he needs a head shot and adjusts aim, well.....That's at LEAST fifteen seconds.

Wolvie will get to Robo and have him in pieces before a head shot can be taken.


This is pretty much what happens with CIS active.

Originally posted by Scythe
He has to run out of bullets some day, till then, he'll keep getting knocked out...

Has he even run out of bullets with that gun?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Of course they are gonna use Robo fastest draw of 3 seconds compared to his slowest draw of 6 seconds.

Of course they are gonna ignore that Robo will say "Identify yourself" and "Freeze, Detroit PD", and 'You are under arrest", all before shooting Wolvie in the torso, which will have no effect on Wolvie. By the time Robo telle Wolvie to freeze, draws, aims, fires into Wolvie's chest, realizes he needs a head shot and adjusts aim, well.....That's at LEAST fifteen seconds.

Wolvie will get to Robo and have him in pieces before a head shot can be taken.

I could have sworn that RoboCop was a head shotter? He shoots the chest and head, in almost perfection, am I right? I remember his target coming back after he was first comissioned and it had straight head and heart shots, right? (Tight pattern, etc.)

In that warehouse when he went to town on everyone (first film), wasn't he taking all head shots?

Originally posted by Robtard
Wolverine contradicted the character (healing adamantium?) already established in X1-3, might as well not be the same guy. In X1, he was KO'd two times. Once in X2.

Well, Wolverine's adamantium skeleton is an osseus- adamantium "amalgam". At no point in X1-3 does wolverine get his adamantium destroyed or a hole punched through it. However, in the comics, his skeleton is not just first tier adamantium: it's bonded with his bone tissue. It's a "special" form of adamantium. It's hard to explain, really. In fact, I think that was the reason James' skeleton works so well for him: the special bonding.

So, yeah, the first film was slightly closer to accurate in that regard, but I don't recall his 'adamantium" healing at all, in the comics.

Placidity, did James' adamantium skeleton ever get damanged and then heal, in the comics? What about Ultimate? (I am almost positive it didn't, in the Ulltimate series.)

Originally posted by Robtard
We always go by greatest feats; you know this. Why do you do this when it only suits you?
Really now? OK. Then, on the same note, we always use high end feats over low end feats, yes?

Wolvie was unaffected by Zero's headshot.

Wolvie was KO'd by the cop's headshot.

High end feat= Wolvie was unaffected by Zero's headshot. High end feat= Greatest feat.

Conclusion? Wolvie can not be knocked out by a bullet. Oh my did you see that?

And as for your three seconds: Wolvie can close the gap between them and decap Robo before Robo gets a shot off. Unless the gap is like 100 feet.

Your turn.