Robocop v. Wolverine

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not as good as reading, reflecting, and thinking being posting.

No you haven't.... The accummilative effect of like 100 rounds slamming into him at rapid pace should do it too. None of the previous Marksman have had Robocop's skill with a rapid fire weapon like that....How will wolverine react to 50 shots per eye..?

Irrelevant. Robo will never get a shot off cuz he is too sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. Like a slug in a jar of molasses, slooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. You know, the opposite of fast.

50 rounds, 100 rounds, won't matter, the 9mm bullets will bounce off Wolvie, pissing him off even more, further sealing Robo's fate. He'll be a pile of metal shavings. This is fact and is non debatable.

What he has Adamantium eyes now...? doh
Don't be silly... 😛

Fact in your bizarro world.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
What he has Adamantium eyes now...? doh
Don't be silly... 😛

Fact in your bizarro world.

Dude, you're beaten. Stop reaching.

You're the one claiming that Logan has invulnerable eyes....
Yet I'm reaching........?dohdoh

lolz

And you think Robo is gonna figure this out by the time Wolvie gets to him? He'll try the center mass shot, fail. The head shot, fail. Here's how it'll go down:

Robo will spot Wolvie, order him to freeze, tell him to ID himself, tell him he is under arrest. By the time he decides to shoot, he'll be in pieces. 3 seconds to draw. another 10 to talk shit to Wolvie. coupla seconds to target and shoot Wolvie in the chest. Coupla more to try the head. That's like 20 seconds, dude.

Get a grip, the eye shot will NOT KO Wolvie, Wolvie's eye will heal in seconds, he will walk over and chop Robo to pieces. Robo has nothing, NOTHING to challenge Wolvie with. He can unload in Wolvies eyes all day and all night. Wolvies eyes will heal in seconds, screen feats dictate this.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And you think Robo is gonna figure this out by the time Wolvie gets to him? He'll try the center mass shot, fail. The head shot, fail. Here's how it'll go down:

Robo will spot Wolvie, order him to freeze, tell him to ID himself, tell him he is under arrest. By the time he decides to shoot, he'll be in pieces. 3 seconds to draw. another 10 to talk shit to Wolvie. coupla seconds to target and shoot Wolvie in the chest. Coupla more to try the head. That's like 20 seconds, dude.

Get a grip, the eye shot will NOT KO Wolvie, Wolvie's eye will heal in seconds, he will walk over and chop Robo to pieces. Robo has nothing, NOTHING to challenge Wolvie with. He can unload in Wolvies eyes all day and all night. Wolvies eyes will heal in seconds, screen feats dictate this.

And you think that that'll fail in anyway, based off of what we have seen him do in the movies...?

Naturally YOU say he'd do that, Morals gimping...as usual.

But in those seconds, another 5 rounds will have hit the exact area again, all the time the momentum of the shots slowing him down..And once the shots have hit his brain, that should knock him out, as he always goes unconcious when recovering from brain shots, doesn't he....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And you think that that'll fail in anyway, based off of what we have seen him do in the movies...?

Naturally YOU say he'd do that, Morals gimping...as usual.

But in those seconds, another 5 rounds will have hit the exact area again, all the time the momentum of the shots slowing him down..And once the shots have hit his brain, that should knock him out, as he always goes unconcious when recovering from brain shots, doesn't he....

Morals gimping? How? Robo has a certain way he does things, man. He is a cop, he just doesn't go out and shoot someone he knows shit about.

The 9mm won't slow him down. The .357 Stryker used slowed him down barely. The 9mm will do nothing.

Jesus, dude. 3 seconds, Wolvie covers at least 50 feet. In the 10ish seconds it takes for Robo to try an eye shot, Wolvie will have covered another 100 feet. That's around 150 feet, dude.

Hey, I know, let's give Robo adamantium bullets, a sniper rifle, and let him attack from a mile away!!!!! That's really the only chance he'd have.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ahhhhhhhh soooooooooo..... Confucius say: "When Wolverine has 50 9mm Auto 9 shots in each eye, no Cobra will be neccessary", grasshopper..

Originally posted by dadudemon
Also, Robocop was never seen shooting someone in the eye, on screen. Doesn't do it in the versus, either.

Before the line of reasoning comes into play about absurd comparisons:

Robocop is programmed for head shots, not eye-ball shots. He's not going to try for the eyes, at least, not at first.

He was never seen shooting eyes in the movies. Why would his first reaction be to shoot Wolverine in the eyes?

He DOES, however, make head shots and chest shots like a machine.

Dooooooooooh.

heres robo all sliced up after fighting wolverine

Aaaaaaaaaahahaha!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You're completely ignoring the fact that Robocop is way too slow on the draw. That Wolvie would have to be over 100 feet away for Robo to even get a shot off. AND that Robo uses a puny little 9mm, unlikely to KO Wolvie. 9mm's have been known to bounce off windshields, man.

But it all boils down to Robo being to slow. Only way Robo wins is if Wolvie LETS him.

Forever changing the argument to fit. Nothing new. Let's see the ridiculousness this time.

-Robocop isn't too slow, you tried to slow him down; it's been shown he can draw and have his gun aimed forward in 2-3 seconds.

-You're ever increasing Wolverine's speed, though in the films, he runs no faster than Hugh Jakcman, which wasn't very fast, as seen in the forest-fight in X3.

-The cop that shot and KO'd him in X2 likely had a 9mm. But here you are arbitrarily deciding it won't work. Wolverine was KO's when he went through a windshield, course you ignore that too.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Morals gimping? How? Robo has a certain way he does things, man. He is a cop, he just doesn't go out and shoot someone he knows shit about.

One-sided, no?

Wolverine is a hero, he doesn't kill cops. As seen in X2. Doh!

Originally posted by Robtard
Forever changing the argument to fit. Nothing new. Let's see the ridiculousness this time.

-Robocop isn't too slow, you tried to slow him down; it's been shown he can draw and have his gun aimed forward in 2-3 seconds.

-You're ever increasing Wolverine's speed, though in the films, he runs no faster than Hugh Jakcman, which wasn't very fast, as seen in the forest-fight in X3.

-The cop that shot and KO'd him in X2 likely had a 9mm. But here you are arbitrarily deciding it won't work. Wolverine was KO's when he went through a windshield, course you ignore that too.

You just don't listen, man. Have at it, Rob, you've been thoroughly beaten with facts, evidence and screen feats, yet you still hold your hands over your ears and are like "NAANAAANAANAANANANANAAA I WANT ROBO TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Want in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up first.

Last time: Robo is slow. In the 3 seconds it takes to draw and fire, Wolvie will decap him unless Wolvie is 100 feet away. FACT.

9mm bullets do shit to Wolvie. FACT.

I already proved with the vid that the gun was no ****ing 9mm. FACT.

Not gonna go round and round with you anymore. Concede, man.

Wolverine fanboyism, prime example on display. BTW, that was a 9mm the cop shot and KO'd him with in X2.

You asking someone to concede? That is funny. Considering your last line of defense when proven wrong is "we'll just disagree."

Originally posted by Robtard
Wolverine fanboyism, prime example on display. BTW, that was a 9mm the cop shot and KO'd him with in X2.

You asking someone to concede? That is funny. Considering your last line of defense when proven wrong is "we'll just disagree."

It was no 9mm, Rob. Zero shot him TWICE and it merely rocked his head a bit. The cop shot him ONCE and it rocked his whole body and threw him back onto the floor. It was a larger caliber bullet. Zero's automatic was at least a 9mm, just like Robo's. Robo's gun wil have the same effect, it will only piss Wolvie off. How do we know this? Because it is in the movies, it's not an opinion.

Fanboyism? Read on:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I f**king love Robocop.

But he loses here.

Robocop's only hope for a delay to his demise is continually stunning Logan with head/eye shots forcing him to recover......then when hes out of ammo, engage that jetpack and high tail it out of there.

'Else he's f***ed.

Originally posted by Robtard
Amen.

Consider yourself served. And for the record, YOU last line of defense is to scream "fanboy" when you get your ass handed to you here, which is what happened here, yet again.

Funny how sadako changed gears when he saw me arguing for Robocop. THAT'S funny.

Know what else is funny? You constantly whine about using high end feats. Example? Robo's 3 second draw supercedes his 6 second draw. On that same note, Wolvie NOT being KO'd by Zero supercedes him being KO'd by the cop.

See what I did there? Am I getting through that thick skull of yours?

BTW, I conceded to King today in a thread here, you know full well I concede when I am proven wrong. You're the one who admitted to me that you have trouble conceding. Looks like you were telling the truth. DDM and I have beaten any and all argument for Robo a hundred times over, we have proven it wrong at every turn, yet you STILL will not admit. All because you WANT Robo to win. Aint happenin' bro, accept it.

Oh my, which movie did you watch? Cop fired what looked a lot like a 9mm beretta and it didn't "rock his body and throw him back", it merely dropped him.

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh my, which movie did you watch? Cop fired what looked a lot like a 9mm beretta and it didn't "rock his body and throw him back", it merely dropped him.

facepalm It was no Beretta, it was a Glock. And yes, watch the vid, Wolvies entire upper body is rocked by the impact, THEN he goes down.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
facepalm It was no Beretta, it was a Glock. And yes, watch the vid, Wolvies entire upper body is rocked by the impact, THEN he goes down.

Fine, a Glock it was, as I'm no gun expert. Glocks fire a variety of ammo; some comparable to 9mm; some stronger, let me guess, we're going to assume the rookie cop had himself a hand-canon? Of course we are.

Also, we're going to ignore that Robocop's gun was able to "rock guys" and sent them flying in some scenes, meaning it's far powerful than it should be. Yes, Wolverine fanboyism demands it.

Wolverine dropped, basically straight back.

So what if it was a glock....Robocops is a futuristic automatic canon. Wolveys gonna cop alot of them and get put down temporarily. In this forum that counts as a win.

I'm a Wolvey fan over Robocops anyday....but the movie version is as crap as the films themselves. Bad writers are the sole reason Wolvey loses this fight not Wolvey himself.

The two bullets in origins skimmed the side of his skull. In X2 right between the eyes. In Ultimate Xmen Logan got minced by Automatic fire and got put down long enough to be picked up and put into a cage in a truck.

X2 is closer to present canon Logan than Origins so that will have to be the bases to which we gauge Wolveys ability to take a bullet let alone Robocops heavy automatic fire. And trust me once Robo blasts Logan and sees him get back up Logan cops automatic fire in the head.