Harry Potter vs Darth Vader

Started by Rogue Jedi45 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
OK, Star Destroyers and Death stars are standard for Vader.

So if they go, so do wands, spellbooks and capes.

So stop crying.

Crying? Who's crying? I'm stating the truth, man.

Except you're talking bollocks. 🙂

And crying. 🙂

All right then, you wanna get into it? Let's go.

Harry knows about the fight years in advance, via the hall of prophesies. He portkeys to Tattoine, uses a time turner, then kills Shmi when she is preggers with Annie.

Next?

Yet Harry's seeing that is one possible future that he would see, Palps will have forseen that the Wizard's are expecting a certain outcome, and then varies the attack and BAM..

Sith forseeing, prophecy and battle precog FTW.

Potter prophecies are too open to misinterpretation.
Portkey attack lol
A)Palpatine sees the portkey attack coming due to precog and an orders a strike on that area. Taking Harry out. Then end.
B) Also Portkeys dont go off of earth. Harry dies, frozen in the vaccum of space.
Besides. Time turners were destroyed by book 5 anyway. And you tried to have it set prior when all the wizards died, and the time turners were destroyed, whilst trying to cry away most SW fair advantages.

The return of the gimp horse..!!!!

So I guess "Next" is the bit where, scrambling and desperate to save face you're gonna try to refute this in some desperate and baseless, logic less bid to downplay the SW again.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yet Harry's seeing that is one possible future that he would see, Palps will have forseen that the Wizard's are expecting a certain outcome, and then varies the attack and BAM..
Nah, the HP prophesies are clear as day. "The one with the power to destroy the Dark Lord approaches", as Harry neared.

Sith forseeing, prophecy and battle precog FTW.
Mhm, the same precog that was pwned by a farmboy in an X Wing. The same precog that failed Palpy as Vader killed him.

Not.

Potter prophecies are too open to misinterpretation.
No, they're not.
Portkey attack lol
A)Palpatine sees the portkey attack coming due to precog and an orders a strike on that area. Taking Harry out. Then end.

Wrong again. Harry portkeys to SWverse, uses a time turner, kills Sidious's parents before he's born.

Try again.

B) Also Portkeys dont go off of earth. Harry dies, frozen in the vaccum of space.
Point A and point B. There is no in between. Apparition and portkeys are instant. Besides, Harry could cast a bubble head charm to protect him.

Besides. Time turners were destroyed by book 5 anyway. And you tried to have it set prior when all the wizards died, and the time turners were destroyed.

Never happened in the movies.

Next?

Nah that farmboy was using the force as instructed to do so by a force ghost who wasssssss......part of the force.

The force starting to swing to the lightside a little in favour of the Jedi, was most likely why that occurred. This is corroborated by the destruction of the Death Star, and the fact that Luke was able to shoot that torpedo down there due to the force's guidance. IE It was the living force's will that the Lightsiders win that day.. 🙂

Anyone who'd seen SW would know that.
I think you must have bandwagon jumped SW only recently (Last 5 or six years) or something, from you alarming lack of knowledge..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah that farmboy was using the force as instructed to do so by a force ghost who wasssssss......part of the force.

The force starting to swing to the lightside a little in favour of the Jedi, was most likely why that occurred. This is corroborated by the destruction of the Death Star, and the fact that Luke was able to shoot that torpedo down there due to the force's guidance. IE It was the living force's will that the Lightsiders win that day.. 🙂

Anyone who'd seen SW would know that.
I think you must have bandwagon jumped SW only recently (Last 5 or six years) or something, from you alarming lack of knowledge..

And there it is. You just told revealed more about you than you could possibly know with that post haermm

"Bandwagons" haermm

Yep That Ive SEEN SW. 🙂

Nah, that's not it.

Yes it is.

Got an issue? Have a tissue. 🙂
(I know all yours will be crusted and hard as granite after your last HP viewing session.)

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
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Yes xmastime is a time of silly japes.

But that is all quite useless to Harry's corpse.

You do know how big a graveyard is, don't you?

Yeah, of course you do.

Well its really a "How long is a piece of string" question.

Lots of different graveyards. Lots of different sized graveyards.

But all of em are filled with smarter people than you, beeiotch. 🙂

A pathetic try. Youve officially lost the argument when you have to get that personal. Now get back to shitting and cumming your retard pants over your little wizards..

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
All right then, you wanna get into it? Let's go.

Harry knows about the fight years in advance, via the hall of prophesies. He portkeys to Tattoine, uses a time turner, then kills Shmi when she is preggers with Annie.

Next?

WTF? Portkeys allow a wizard to not only travel to another planet in another galaxy now no less, but also simultaneously back in in an undisclosed time-past? Film proof please, cos it seems like you're taking one power and making it exponentially more powerful.

Then of course there's the aspect of Anakin being born of a virgin birth and being "the one", so The Force (the governing body of the universe) may well just not allow Anakin to be aborted. If the Force can impregnate virgins without sperm, it seems nigh-omnipotent in the very least.

Another aspect, Harry uses the hall and sees that he dies at the hands of a very powerful Sith, so it was foretold. This is a more logical conclusion of Harry using the prophecy hall here.

Originally posted by Robtard
WTF? Portkeys allow a wizard to not only travel to another planet in another galaxy now no less, but also simultaneously back in in an undisclosed time-past? Film proof please, cos it seems like you're taking one power and making it exponentially more powerful.

Then of course there's the aspect of Anakin being born of a virgin birth and being "the one", so The Force (the governing body of the universe) may well just not allow Anakin to be aborted. If the Force can impregnate virgins without sperm, it seems nigh-omnipotent in the very least.

Another aspect, Harry uses the hall and sees that he dies at the hands of a very powerful Sith, so it was foretold. This is a more logical conclusion of Harry using the prophecy hall here.

Think about this.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well its really a "How long is a piece of string" question.

Lots of different graveyards. Lots of different sized graveyards.

But all of em are filled with smarter people than you, beeiotch. 🙂

A pathetic try. Youve officially lost the argument when you have to get that personal. Now get back to shitting and cumming your retard pants over your little wizards..

Get personal? How am I getting personal? By asking you if you know how big a graveyard is? Read the OP, they're in a graveyard.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Think about this.

I did.

-Portkeys don't travel to other planets in other galaxies and to undisclosed places in time, iirc.

-The Force is the governing body of the universe. It did create Anakin, at least in part, for a purpose. Very possible Anakin isn't being aborted.

-Foreseeing your death could be had with the Hall of Prophecies.