Harry Potter vs Darth Vader

Started by Rogue Jedi45 pages

Originally posted by Zampanó
I was taught that using profanity shows your inability to come up with a synonym.

Vader has, above all, been shown to be an intelligent and methodical combatant. If he discovers that none of Harry's attacks can penetrate a stone barrier, he will discover a stone barrier. This will allow any number of other, more roundabout techniques. He might try "dun moch" (which is just the fanon word for mind-raping an enemy) or he might simply apply telekinesis to Harry's demise. (Force Choke is, as Lucien noted, a video game concept. Vader's TK is easily powerful enough to tear apart a human.)

Errrrrr......K. 😆

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Errrrrr......K. 😆
We accept this lazy and useless response as your concession. Thanks for playing.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
We accept this lazy and useless response as your concession. Thanks for playing.
You take laughter as a concession?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You take laughter as a concession?
I take your complete lack of rebuttal as concession. And an inability to come up with a counter to his post.

I'm busy LOLing at the thought of Vader hiding.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm busy LOLing at the thought of Vader hiding.
Did you even watch Ep. V? He was hiding for a while waiting for the opportune moment.

That wasn't hiding, dude, not the way you're implying.

So within the space of little more than an hour we have reduced RJ to a quavering blob of flesh. Excellent.

Originally posted by Zampanó
So within the space of little more than an hour we have reduced RJ to a quavering blob of flesh. Excellent.
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This is what makes the net awesome, some douchebag who doesn't even know me talking shit to me.

Awesome.

I was pretty sure that the entire reason the internet exists is so that especially nerdy douchebags who have never met can talk shit. Oh, and porn.

Arrogance aside, it is considered good form to note points that have been "lost." If you don't think a position is tenable anymore, say so and move on. An opinion is not an identity, and I know nobody will think less of you for admitting that you were wrong.

K. Bottom line? I believe Harry casts a reducto spell before he is choked. Just an opinion, that's all.

I'm glad that we can bring this back into civil territory. I'm really not that good at being a jerk.

I'll see your reducto and raise you one durasteel. The materials science in 'Wars is advanced enough that the suit is significantly stronger than steel. For example, Vader's glove deflects blaster shots that are shown to be powerful enough to punch rather large craters into brick walls without so much as a scratch.

I don't think that Reducto is significantly stronger than Han's blaster, since the crystal ball scene (by far the best showing) is more of a chain reaction, set off by Ginny. Harry's own reducto in DH isn't particularly impressive against the Horcrux, nor is the destructive power of his spells in the fight at the diner.

Originally posted by Zampanó
I'm glad that we can bring this back into civil territory. I'm really not that good at being a jerk.

I'll see your reducto and raise you one durasteel. The materials science in 'Wars is advanced enough that the suit is significantly stronger than steel. For example, Vader's glove deflects blaster shots that are shown to be powerful enough to punch rather large craters into brick walls without so much as a scratch.

I don't think that Reducto is significantly stronger than Han's blaster, since the crystal ball scene (by far the best showing) is more of a chain reaction, set off by Ginny. Harry's own reducto in DH isn't particularly impressive against the Horcrux, nor is the destructive power of his spells in the fight at the diner.

Breathing apparatus, dude.

already addressed. He lived for several minutes after getting his zapped by Sidious.

And died. Next?

...well after the time period we have already pointed out that it would take to kill potter

(Do you have a better line than "next" to indicate that you want me to debunk your argument?)

So best case scenario, Vader dies shortly after killing Potter?

Isn't that a win in the vs. forum? And its far from best case scenario. Best case scenario is Vader:

a. stands behind a crypt.
b. precogs and dodges harry's attack
c. blocks harry's attack with his glove, or his lightsaber.

in any and all cases, Harry only has his non-verbal spells, since he is getting force-choked, which renders him unable to speak.

I would call what you called "Best case scenario" The "worst case scenario" for vader, and he still wins.