Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Things is, is the wizards were all crushed and blasted to death.🙂
Nah. Cause the Force uspurps HP magic, silly.
I get it, man. You WANT the Jedi to win. I get it.
I love how I post epic ways, numerous ways that the wizards rape here, and all you have is "Nuh uh."
No, HP magic >>>>>>>>>The force:
1. The Wizards have instant regen. How, you ask? Phoenix tears. Fawkes the Phoenix. With a half hour prep, the wizards have more than enough time to harvest enough of Fawkes' tears and each have a vial on them. Fawkes produces tears at will. When Harry was bitten by the Basilisk, Fawkes instantly shedded tears on the wound. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
2. Hocruxes: With a half hour prep, Voldemort can employ his seven Hocruxes. He can even ensure that the other Wizards do the same. 20 Wizards, 7 Hocruxes each. That makes 84 Wizards. And yes, I can use this here. In the OP, "morals are off." Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
3. Vanishing spells: The Wizards can vanish things. One second it's there, the next, gone. Name a Force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
4. Transfiguration: The wizards can change the Jedi into cockroaches in the blink of an eye. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
5. Apparition: The Wizards can teleport anywhere they want, anytime they want, instantly. They can even fly. Name a force power that does this. On yeah, there isn't one.
6. Confundus: The wizards can be thousands of feet away, wandless, not even having eye contact with the Jedi, and whisper this word. The Jedi will turn into a buncha babbling babboons. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
7. Immobulus: The wizards can freeze all 20 Jedi at once. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
8. Arresto Momentum: Same as above, except this only slows the Jedi way down, almost to a standstill. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
9. Time turner: Wizards can time travel. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
10. Boggarts: Boggarts will, at the very least provide a split second distraction that will leave the Jedi wide open for attack. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
11. Hall of Prophecies: Yeah, this trumps Jedi foresight in every possible way.
12. Legilimency: See, Legilimens does not rely on the victim being weak minded. It works every time, unless the victim knows Occlumency. Legilimency>>>>>>Jedi mind trick.
13. Crucio: Does basically the same thing as force lightning.
14. Expelliarmus: Besides disarming the victim, it does he same thing as force push.
15. Summoning spells: Does the same as force pull.
16. Imperio: "Causes the victim of the curse to obey the spoken/unspoken commands of the caster." Pretty simple, this makes the Jedi puppets, and the wizards the puppet masters. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
17. Anapneo: Counters force choke. "Clears the target's airway, if blocked." If a wizard is being force choked, another simply casts Anapneo. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
18. Protego: Shields wizards against physical attacks. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
19. Sectumsempra: Violently wounds the target; described as being as though the subject had been "slashed by a sword". The wizards can cast this from hundreds of feet away. Sectumsepra>>>>>>>>>>Lightsaber.
20. Avada Kedavra: One hit kill, can be cast from hundreds of feet away. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
21. Fiendfyre: Yeah, pretty simple. Big ass wall of fire that the Jedi cannot control nor extinuguish. It will seek them out and roast them. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
22. Impedimenta: Description: This powerful spell is capable of tripping, freezing, binding, knocking back and generally impeding the target's progress towards the caster.
23. Incarcerous: Binds the victim in rope. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
24. Levicorpus: The victim is dangled upside-down by one of his/her ankles.
25. Oppugno: Causes conjured objects to attack. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
26. Petrificus Totalus: Full body bind curse.
27. Reducto: Enables the caster to explode solid objects. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
28. Stupefy: Puts the victim in an unconscious state.
29. Wingardium Leviosa: Levitates objects.
30. Hocruxes: Already explained this.
Lemmee guess......."Nuh uh!!!!!"
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nuh uh.You want the wizards to win DESPERATELY against all evidence, logic, reason and fact. And their deaths upset you so bad you have to keep posting in an embarrassing display of lack of fact acceptance..
Teehee!!!! The logic, evidence, reasons and facts are listed in my post. THIRTY of them. All THIRTY you cannot counter, so it's more "Nuh uh."
I would LOVE for the Jedi to win. See, unlike yourself, I can argue against my favorite if they are truly outclassed.
Jedi= Outclassed here.
I can:
1) They dont work agonst the Force, cause the Force pretty much determines what goes on in the universe.
2) The wizards all were killed brutalz style.
LOLZ Youre now sounding a dumb hypocrite dude. You accuse me of your crimes the whole time.
And its completely retarded, cause anyone reading this thread will have been convinced of the logic, reason and evidence for the numerous agreed parties that all stipulate that the wizards are inferior, and dead.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth"Nuh uh!!!!!" crylaugh
I can:1) They dont work agonst the Force, cause the Force pretty much determines what goes on in the universe.
2) The wizards all were killed brutalz style.By OTHER WIZARDS.
LOLZ Youre now sounding a dumb hypocrite dude. You accuse me of your crimes the whole time.Aw, can't take it? I suggest a good proctologist. That, or better lube for your hole.
And its completely retarded, cause anyone reading this thread will have been convinced of the logic, reason and evidence for the numerous agreed parties that all stipulate that the wizards are inferior, and dead.
This is your defense now that I've publically raped you: "Nuh uh!!! You know shit about SW!!!! Hypocrite!!! Waaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!"
Change your diaper, you washed up baby. You're DONE here. You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me? Not this one.
LOL Beat you lol
Very revealing terminology.
This is why you fail: You see it as "You Vs Me" where as I debate to establish likely outcomes of clashes between characters based on logic, feats and facts etc.
But since you wanna look at it that way, I've beaten you after I stomped on your argument's flailing limbs, smashing them beyond repair and pissed on its face (whilst its mouth was open, and everything) and hair, before flamethrowing it, roasting it and feeding it to a pack of staved wild boar, then waiting til they shit it out, before hammering the faeces with a piledriver for a week.
Oh and I'm "wanting"? lolz
Well it beats wanting Cumbledore down my gullet 24/7, like you do, evidently. 🙂
Harry and friends rot in hell, sent there by SW.
Its fact: Learn to accept and love it, then your butthurt and tears will subside.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL Beat you lolVery revealing terminology.
This is why you fail: You see it as "You Vs Me" where as I debate to establish likely outcomes of clashes between characters based on logic, feats and facts etc.
But since you wanna look at it that way, I've beaten you after I stomped on your argument's flailing limbs, smashing them beyond repair and pissed on it, before flamethrowing it, roasting it and feeding it to a pack of staved wild boar, then waiting til they shit it out, before hammering the faeces with a piledriver for a week.Oh and I'm "wanting"? lolz
Well it beats wanting Cumbledore down my gullet 24/7, like you do, evidently. 🙂Harry and friends rot in hell, sent there by SW.
Its fact: Learn to accept and love it, then your butthurt and tears will subside.
Really now? So the Jedi have regen? The Jedi can make themselves immortal? The Jedi can time travel? Until you counter each one of the powers listed below, you haven't beat shit:
1. The Wizards have instant regen. How, you ask? Phoenix tears. Fawkes the Phoenix. With a half hour prep, the wizards have more than enough time to harvest enough of Fawkes' tears and each have a vial on them. Fawkes produces tears at will. When Harry was bitten by the Basilisk, Fawkes instantly shedded tears on the wound. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
2. Hocruxes: With a half hour prep, Voldemort can employ his seven Hocruxes. He can even ensure that the other Wizards do the same. 20 Wizards, 7 Hocruxes each. That makes 84 Wizards. And yes, I can use this here. In the OP, "morals are off." Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
3. Vanishing spells: The Wizards can vanish things. One second it's there, the next, gone. Name a Force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
4. Transfiguration: The wizards can change the Jedi into cockroaches in the blink of an eye. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
5. Apparition: The Wizards can teleport anywhere they want, anytime they want, instantly. They can even fly. Name a force power that does this. On yeah, there isn't one.
6. Confundus: The wizards can be thousands of feet away, wandless, not even having eye contact with the Jedi, and whisper this word. The Jedi will turn into a buncha babbling babboons. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
7. Immobulus: The wizards can freeze all 20 Jedi at once. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
8. Arresto Momentum: Same as above, except this only slows the Jedi way down, almost to a standstill. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
9. Time turner: Wizards can time travel. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
10. Boggarts: Boggarts will, at the very least provide a split second distraction that will leave the Jedi wide open for attack. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
11. Hall of Prophecies: Yeah, this trumps Jedi foresight in every possible way.
12. Legilimency: See, Legilimens does not rely on the victim being weak minded. It works every time, unless the victim knows Occlumency. Legilimency>>>>>>Jedi mind trick.
13. Crucio: Does basically the same thing as force lightning.
14. Expelliarmus: Besides disarming the victim, it does he same thing as force push.
15. Summoning spells: Does the same as force pull.
16. Imperio: "Causes the victim of the curse to obey the spoken/unspoken commands of the caster." Pretty simple, this makes the Jedi puppets, and the wizards the puppet masters. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
17. Anapneo: Counters force choke. "Clears the target's airway, if blocked." If a wizard is being force choked, another simply casts Anapneo. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
18. Protego: Shields wizards against physical attacks. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
19. Sectumsempra: Violently wounds the target; described as being as though the subject had been "slashed by a sword". The wizards can cast this from hundreds of feet away. Sectumsepra>>>>>>>>>>Lightsaber.
20. Avada Kedavra: One hit kill, can be cast from hundreds of feet away. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
21. Fiendfyre: Yeah, pretty simple. Big ass wall of fire that the Jedi cannot control nor extinuguish. It will seek them out and roast them. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
22. Impedimenta: Description: This powerful spell is capable of tripping, freezing, binding, knocking back and generally impeding the target's progress towards the caster.
23. Incarcerous: Binds the victim in rope. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
24. Levicorpus: The victim is dangled upside-down by one of his/her ankles.
25. Oppugno: Causes conjured objects to attack. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
26. Petrificus Totalus: Full body bind curse.
27. Reducto: Enables the caster to explode solid objects. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
28. Stupefy: Puts the victim in an unconscious state.
29. Wingardium Leviosa: Levitates objects.
30. Hocruxes: Already explained this.
Nut up or shut up, babe 😉
Predicted response: "Nuh uh!!!!!" crylaugh
Force healing is an onscreen feat. Kenobi and Palps used it.
Precog is as effective as time travel. Besides as all the wizards're dead, all you could do realistically is send their corpses through time.
Yes the Jedi could indeed make themselves immortal, once they shed their crude matter "bodies" and join with the force.
And all your little spells wouldn't work unless the living force says so.
That you could even question these, shows what an absolute raving stark raving mad loony HPhag you are and how little knowledge/respect you have of SW. Its truly the stuff of wonders.
Originally posted by Sadako of GirthYou talking about when Luke was attacked by the Tuskens? Dude, shut up. Fawkes tears instantly healing an open basilisk bite AND neutralizing the venom is a hundred times more impressive.
Force healing is an onscreen feat. Kenobi and Palps used it.
Precog is as effective as time travel. Besides as all the wizards're dead, all you could do realistically is send their corpses through time.No, it's not. Besides, Wizards have divination and the hall of prophesies, both of which trump precog.
Yes the Jedi could indeed make themselves immortal, once they shed their crude matter "bodies" and join with the force.And become force ghosts, intangible forms, unable to fight on this plane of existence. Besides, I have already proven that HP ghosts>>>>>Force ghosts. It's not even close.
That you could even question these, shows what an absolute raving stark raving mad loony HP queen you are and how little knowledge/respect you have of SW. Its truly the stuff of wonders.Sure it is!!!! 😱
What else ya got? Hmm? Hmmmmm? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Here ya go, Champ!!! FF to 2:49
Not only did Snape heal Draco's wounds instantly, he literally drew the drained blood BACK into Draco's body!!!!! Weeeheeheeehee!!!!
So, as I said, Wizard regen>>>>>>Force heal.
Im afraid you are mistaken...about a great many things.
Saving Anakin after he was defeated in lightsabre combat and made quadraplegic, roasted by magma and shit was impressive. Stop crying your tears of pure wizard spunk.
Nah Your inaccurate, misinterpretable HP prophecies will be seen coming...as will any other timetravel attempts, cause Force precog wins. 🙂
You're very silly, ignoring their ability to partake in the destruction of Death Stars, their ability to train Jedi, to have them wage war on the adversaries that you used to have in your life, the influencing/providing intell etc
You really should watch SW saga one day....they're really good, I promise you'll enjoy them.... 🙂
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Im afraid you are mistaken...about a great many things.
Saving Anakin after he was defeated in lightsabre combat and made quadraplegic, roasted by magma and shit was impressive. Stop crying your tears of pure wizard spunk.Nah Your inaccurate, misinterpretable HP prophecies will be seen coming...as will any other timetravel attempts, cause Force precog wins. 🙂
You're very silly, ignoring their ability to partake in the destruction of Death Stars, their ability to train Jedi, to have them wage war on the adversaries that you used to have in your life, the influencing/providing intell etc
haermmWheeeee!!!!! The sweet smell of ignorance!!!
Precog's out, dude. Too many things going on at once. It was your boy Robtard that said Jedi precog can be overwhelmed at times.
So......With fiendfyre surrounding them, with apparating wizards casting death spells at them, with wizards vanishing and conjuring shit, with Hermione soloing with "confundus", the precog is gonna fail.
You really should watch SW saga one day....they're really good, I promise you'll enjoy them.... 🙂You should get your head outta your ass, it's a beautiful world!!!
See:
[i]You keep going on about force choke, force lightning and precog:
Force choke: Countered by Anapneo. Also, the Jedi can only choke one person at a time, and it takes a bit of time. The wizard can either cast a nonverbal spell, or simply apparate away.
Force lightning: The Jedi can use force lightning one wizard at a time, and it takes a bit of time. If they are force choking a wizard, another wizard simply death spells their ass.
Precog: So the Jedi will know, via foresight, of the upcoming battle. So? The wizards, via the Hall of prophesies, of the battle years before. Now, Battle precog. So the Jedi will know about an attack/s moment before it happens, and? They are gonna have Fiendfyre surrounding them, death spells coming at them from all angles, not to mention being Confundused.
Force push/pull: Apparition.
It's all covered. Wizards win.
Wait, lemmee guess...."Nuh uh, I don't WANT the wizards to win!!!!!"
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
[B]haermmWheeeee!!!!! The sweet smell of ignorance!!!Precog's out, dude. Too many things going on at once. It was your boy Robtard that said Jedi precog can be overwhelmed at times.
So......With fiendfyre surrounding them, with apparating wizards casting death spells at them, with wizards vanishing and conjuring shit, with Hermione soloing with "confundus", the precog is gonna fail.
You should get your head outta your ass, it's a beautiful world!!!
See:
[i]You keep going on about force choke, force lightning and precog:Force choke: Countered by Anapneo. Also, the Jedi can only choke one person at a time, and it takes a bit of time. The wizard can either cast a nonverbal spell, or simply apparate away.
Force lightning: The Jedi can use force lightning one wizard at a time, and it takes a bit of time. If they are force choking a wizard, another wizard simply death spells their ass.
Precog: So the Jedi will know, via foresight, of the upcoming battle. So? The wizards, via the Hall of prophesies, of the battle years before. Now, Battle precog. So the Jedi will know about an attack/s moment before it happens, and? They are gonna have Fiendfyre surrounding them, death spells coming at them from all angles, not to mention being Confundused.
Force push/pull: Apparition.
It's all covered. Wizards win.
"Nuh uh, I don't WANT the wizards to win!!!!!"
No...you're right...the wizards DO win......in the "whos 1st to get savagely killed" competition.
Hogwarts was destroyed ages ago, prompting all these pages of your unworkable attempted denial, crying, insults, unfollowed-up-on threats of argument destruction, brags and illogical claims of unsubstantiated victory.
That 'sweet smell of ignorance' is because your nose is too close to your own ass.
Your force precog gimpage attempt is made of the purest fail.
If we disallowed everything that your fellow HP fans including DDM disagreed with you over, you'd have been done on like the first 6 pages....and you were.
Show Robtard's quote where he disavows the force.
'Cause I can show you lots of instances where lots is going on and the Force works fine. (The end of SW, blowing up the death star for example) Precog isn't some lame kiddy HP magic, you know...
And none of that HP shit will work as the force is the universe and the you ain't telling it what to do. 🙂 A Sith or Jedi might though. 🙂
You're wrong AGAIN about the force choke. Dooku is seen doing grab- throw and choke simultaneously in ROTS. Shows what happens when you plagiarise some one's argument without actually understanding it yourself, I guess....better luck next time.
When was it that you acquired the copyright on wrongness...?
You seem to be monopolising it and are becoming synonymous with the word.
Precog informed single Death Star laserblast FTultimateW.
(You will of course grizzle and accuse the SWers of not being able to beat them other wise, but this is as imbecilic as asserting that the US lost their WW2 fight against the Japanese when they used nukes.)
Now continue crying me a river of your salty wizard tears.
😮💨
Originally posted by Sadako of GirthRead the powers I listed. More powerful beats Less powerful, every time, all day, every day. The wizards are more powerful.
"Nuh uh, I don't WANT the wizards to win!!!!!"
No...you're right...the wizards DO win......in the "whos 1st to get savagely killed" competition.
Hogwarts was destroyed ages ago, prompting all these pages of your unworkable attempted denial, crying, insults, unfollowed-up-on threats of argument destruction, brags and illogical claims of unsubstantiated victory.
How the hell do you fight a person who can teleport at will? Who can kill you from a thousand yards away? Who can turn you into a popsicle? Who can freeze you in an eyeblink? Who can fry your brain with but a whisper? Who can time travel?
There's a reason you won't counter the powers I listed. Because you can't.
That 'sweet smell of ignorance' is because your nose is too close to your own ass.Preparation H is on aisle 7, next to the tampons.
Your force precog gimpage attempt is made of the purest fail.Nah, he's one of the few here that can actually think outside the box. He's a smart one, he is.
If we disallowed everything that your fellow HP fans including DDM disagreed with you over, you'd have been done on like the first 6 pages....and you were.
Show Robtard's quote where he disavows the force.Sure, I'll search every thread right now!!!
'Cause I can show you lots of instances where lots is going on and the Force works fine. (The end of SW, blowing up the death star for example) Precog isn't some lame kiddy HP magic, you know...
Precog is at best flimsy, dude. Id it worked as good as you WANT it to, no force user would ever get killed.
And none of that HP shit will work as the force is the universe and the you ain't telling it what to do. 🙂 A Sith or Jedi might though. 🙂Sure!!!
1. The Wizards have instant regen. How, you ask? Phoenix tears. Fawkes the Phoenix. With a half hour prep, the wizards have more than enough time to harvest enough of Fawkes' tears and each have a vial on them. Fawkes produces tears at will. When Harry was bitten by the Basilisk, Fawkes instantly shedded tears on the wound. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
2. Hocruxes: With a half hour prep, Voldemort can employ his seven Hocruxes. He can even ensure that the other Wizards do the same. 20 Wizards, 7 Hocruxes each. That makes 84 Wizards. And yes, I can use this here. In the OP, "morals are off." Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
3. Vanishing spells: The Wizards can vanish things. One second it's there, the next, gone. Name a Force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
4. Transfiguration: The wizards can change the Jedi into cockroaches in the blink of an eye. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
5. Apparition: The Wizards can teleport anywhere they want, anytime they want, instantly. They can even fly. Name a force power that does this. On yeah, there isn't one.
6. Confundus: The wizards can be thousands of feet away, wandless, not even having eye contact with the Jedi, and whisper this word. The Jedi will turn into a buncha babbling babboons. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
7. Immobulus: The wizards can freeze all 20 Jedi at once. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
8. Arresto Momentum: Same as above, except this only slows the Jedi way down, almost to a standstill. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
9. Time turner: Wizards can time travel. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
10. Boggarts: Boggarts will, at the very least provide a split second distraction that will leave the Jedi wide open for attack. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
11. Hall of Prophecies: Yeah, this trumps Jedi foresight in every possible way.
12. Legilimency: See, Legilimens does not rely on the victim being weak minded. It works every time, unless the victim knows Occlumency. Legilimency>>>>>>Jedi mind trick.
13. Crucio: Does basically the same thing as force lightning.
14. Expelliarmus: Besides disarming the victim, it does he same thing as force push.
15. Summoning spells: Does the same as force pull.
16. Imperio: "Causes the victim of the curse to obey the spoken/unspoken commands of the caster." Pretty simple, this makes the Jedi puppets, and the wizards the puppet masters. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
17. Anapneo: Counters force choke. "Clears the target's airway, if blocked." If a wizard is being force choked, another simply casts Anapneo. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
18. Protego: Shields wizards against physical attacks. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
19. Sectumsempra: Violently wounds the target; described as being as though the subject had been "slashed by a sword". The wizards can cast this from hundreds of feet away. Sectumsepra>>>>>>>>>>Lightsaber.
20. Avada Kedavra: One hit kill, can be cast from hundreds of feet away. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
21. Fiendfyre: Yeah, pretty simple. Big ass wall of fire that the Jedi cannot control nor extinuguish. It will seek them out and roast them. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
22. Impedimenta: Description: This powerful spell is capable of tripping, freezing, binding, knocking back and generally impeding the target's progress towards the caster.
23. Incarcerous: Binds the victim in rope. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
24. Levicorpus: The victim is dangled upside-down by one of his/her ankles.
25. Oppugno: Causes conjured objects to attack. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
26. Petrificus Totalus: Full body bind curse.
27. Reducto: Enables the caster to explode solid objects. Name a force power that does this. Oh yeah, there isn't one.
28. Stupefy: Puts the victim in an unconscious state.
29. Wingardium Leviosa: Levitates objects.
30. Hocruxes: Already explained this.
Two words. Ass and Rape. Lube up, baby.
You're wrong AGAIN about the force choke. Dooku is seen doing grab- throw and choke simultaneously in ROTS. Shows what happens when you plagiarise some one's argument without actually understanding it yourself, I guess....better luck next time.And? A wizard would have just apparated out of it. Or half apparated. Try catching smoke with your bare hands 😱 Weeheeheehee!!!
When was it that you acquired the copyright on wrongness...?Nah, you're just butthurt that I didn't buy you dinner before raping your argument.
You seem to be monopolising it and are becoming synonymous with the word.
Precog informed single Death Star laserblast FTultimateW.Crying? I'm laughing, you make me laugh. HA-HA......see?
(You will of course grizzle and accuse the SWers of not being able to beat them other wise, but this is as imbecilic as asserting that the US lost their WW2 fight against the Japanese when they used nukes.)
Now continue crying me a river of your salty wizard tears.
😮💨
Originally posted by BruceSkywalkerWow, you actually formed a complete sentence.
there is simply no need for this dumbarse and idiotic thread to continue so rj just pm matt or a global and have this crapfest closed because it was over a long time ago for the wizards
Here's a little sumthin' for ya. Voldemort solos. How?
3...2..1...GO!!! Fight starts. Voldemort apparates away instantly, before the Jedi can attack him. He reappears a thousand yards away and whispers "confundus." The Jedi forget who they are, where they are, what they are doing.
He then casts "Immobulus" on them. They become statues.
He then apparates amongst them, taps them on the head one at a time, and death spells them.
See? Voldemort solos!!!! The Jedi cannot attack him from a thousand yards away!!!! And if they do, he just.....*drum roll*.......Apparates away!!!!! Weeheeheeheehee!!!!!!! 😱
Then there is this:
Force choke: Countered by Anapneo. Also, the Jedi can only choke one person at a time, and it takes a bit of time. The wizard can either cast a nonverbal spell, or simply apparate away.
Force lightning: The Jedi can use force lightning one wizard at a time, and it takes a bit of time. If they are force choking a wizard, another wizard simply death spells their ass.
Precog: So the Jedi will know, via foresight, of the upcoming battle. So? The wizards, via the Hall of prophesies, of the battle years before. Now, Battle precog. So the Jedi will know about an attack/s moment before it happens, and? They are gonna have Fiendfyre surrounding them, death spells coming at them from all angles, not to mention being Confundused.
Force push/pull: Apparition.
NOTHING has been countered by the Jedi crowd. Just a buncha "Nuh uh's", and denying facts when they are right under their noses. Why? As I said, No one can stand seeing the wizards win. You know, the faggy little wizards running around waving their sticks in the air.
"Ass rape, Lube up baby..."?
You're not in one of your under age wizard castles NOW, RJ.
Wake up....!! youre out of bed and you're typing words on a public message board. Quit yo' dreaming/alternate bouts of crying and wanking. 😂
The wizards aren't more powerful. They're dead. End thread, 29 pages ago.
How revealing that you know so well the location of the ass cream aisle.
I bet you're on bulk order discount there aren't ya...? Yep.
Sure I'll pick order of Prep H up for you whilst Im in there picking up my beers for the thread winning celebration party where all will gather, read this thread and LOL at your sad refusal of fact.
Yes we all realise Robtard is smart.
His constant and unerring assessment of this as a massive SW stomp was the giveaway.
Anything with mass cannot resist the power of the force.
Apparating smoke gets force PWNed EVERYTIME.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wow, you actually formed a complete sentence.Here's a little sumthin' for ya. Voldemort solos. How?
3...2..1...GO!!! Fight starts. Voldemort apparates away instantly, before the Jedi can attack him. He reappears a thousand yards away and whispers "confundus." The Jedi forget who they are, where they are, what they are doing.
He then casts "Immobulus" on them. They become statues.
He then apparates amongst them, taps them on the head one at a time, and death spells them.
See? Voldemort solos!!!! The Jedi cannot attack him from a thousand yards away!!!! And if they do, he just.....*drum roll*.......Apparates away!!!!! Weeheeheeheehee!!!!!!! 😱
Then there is this:
Force choke: Countered by Anapneo. Also, the Jedi can only choke one person at a time, and it takes a bit of time. The wizard can either cast a nonverbal spell, or simply apparate away.
Force lightning: The Jedi can use force lightning one wizard at a time, and it takes a bit of time. If they are force choking a wizard, another wizard simply death spells their ass.
Precog: So the Jedi will know, via foresight, of the upcoming battle. So? The wizards, via the Hall of prophesies, of the battle years before. Now, Battle precog. So the Jedi will know about an attack/s moment before it happens, and? They are gonna have Fiendfyre surrounding them, death spells coming at them from all angles, not to mention being Confundused.
Force push/pull: Apparition.
NOTHING has been countered by the Jedi crowd. Just a buncha "Nuh uh's", and denying facts when they are right under their noses. Why? As I said, No one can stand seeing the wizards win. You know, the faggy little wizards running around waving their sticks in the air.
*CoughDeathstardodgerCough*
Yeah Bruce forms sentences, you just copy/paste them. 🙂
Ooooo time to check on them wizards....
Yup...still dead.