Harry Potter Magic versus the Force (Army thread).....

Originally posted by Robtard
No, nothing like that. Jedi win is more likely, for reasons stated in the 1st page.

I suspect people just aren't interested in getting into yet another debate with you where you simply refuse to accept that your beloved wizards lose, at least not so soon.

We've just had the Potter Vs Vader thread, where you did the typical 'gimp the guy you want lose while boosting the guy you want win' sing-and-dance routine; this thread is bound to turn the same way. Too soon, dude. Too soon.

The uncanny prophetic abiltahs of Robtard, page 2 of this thread, KMC 2010

Originally posted by Robtard
Exactly, you're gimping the Jedi and taking away their precog and speed, while simultaneously turning the wizards into some sort of super-tanks.

-Force-choked, they're not casting spells, they're spitting, gurgling and dieing. Some might work their way out wih a spell/attack, but not most.

-Force-pushed, their being knocked about, knocked out or possibly killed.

-Force-crush, incapacitated; likely dead.

-Force-pull, likely to be disoriented for a bit, but this one you may have a point.

-Force-lighting, wizards are fried, as they're not faster than the speed of lightning, dude.

So like I said, this is why people are avoiding this thread, typical biased tactics of gimping and boosting who you see fit.

Yet more testimony, RJ, on the character of your argument from the man whom you implied favoured a wizard win on any level.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

I would LOVE for the Jedi to win. See, unlike yourself, I can argue against my favorite if they are truly outclassed.

Then you must be chuffed/ecstatic, as they stomped in this thread as well as all the other threads in which you pitted Harry Potter versus Star Wars.

I've argued against my favorite before. Indiana Jones was denied against McClane.... Robocop was debated against in a match against Iron Man....I debated that King Kong could do damage to Optimus Prime once. So as we can see, you clearly took a battery operated wand and "conjured" that "statement" right outta your woefully weathered and wizard widened arsehole. 😛

Your threads have proven for once and for all that HP Wizards're medium tier shit at best.

Beaten by the Sith.
Beaten by the Jedi.
Beaten by Vader.
Assraped even by Jesus.
Beaten by all SW matches.

YouTube video

"Dave Eyeofnewt, The last surviving wizard's janitor is taken aboard the Death Star where he receives word of the wizard losses at Hogwarts."

Harry and his chums are all in there. /\

Here....you'll need these.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Harry and his chums are all in there. /\

Speaking of Vader, here, lookie, even Vader is enthralled by wizards:

Here....you'll need these.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"Ass rape, Lube up baby..."?
You're not in one of your under age wizard castles NOW, RJ.
Wake up....!! youre out of bed and you're typing words on a public message board. Quit yo' dreaming/alternate bouts of crying and wanking. 😂

The wizards aren't more powerful. They're dead. End thread, 29 pages ago.

How revealing that you know so well the location of the ass cream aisle.
I bet you're on bulk order discount there aren't ya...? Yep.
Sure I'll pick order of Prep H up for you whilst Im in there picking up my beers for the thread winning celebration party where all will gather, read this thread and LOL at your sad refusal of fact.

Yes we all realise Robtard is smart.
His constant and unerring assessment of this as a massive SW stomp was the giveaway.

Anything with mass cannot resist the power of the force.
Apparating smoke gets force PWNed EVERYTIME. [/B]

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
*CoughDeathstardodgerCough*

Yeah Bruce forms sentences, you just copy/paste them. 🙂

Ooooo time to check on them wizards....

Yup...still dead.

*pats your head*

It's OK, little one, not everyone can admit when they've been publically raped. One day you'll learn to cope.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The uncanny prophetic abiltahs of Robtard, page 2 of this thread, KMC 2010

Yet more testimony, RJ, on the character of your argument from the man whom you implied favoured a wizard win on any level.

haermm Robtard has an epic case of HP hate. His "testimony" is nothing more than his hate showing.

Cool guy, but he is what he is.

Strike......Shit, that's like strike gajillion for you.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Then you must be chuffed/ecstatic, as they stomped in this thread as well as all the other threads in which you pitted Harry Potter versus Star Wars.

I've argued against my favorite before. Indiana Jones was denied against McClane.... Robocop was debated against in a match against Iron Man....I debated that King Kong could do damage to Optimus Prime once. So as we can see, you clearly took a battery operated wand and "conjured" that "statement" right outta your woefully weathered and wizard widened arsehole. 😛

Your threads have proven for once and for all that HP Wizards're medium tier shit at best.

Beaten by the Sith.
Beaten by the Jedi.
Beaten by Vader.
Assraped even by Jesus.
Beaten by all SW matches.

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA This thread is mine. The 501st/Wizard thread is mine. Snape vs. Sidious is mine. Team VD? crylaugh I tore apart any and every argument thrown my way. Itso facto, Pinball.

Mad?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So still no counter for the 30 plus more powerful magical spells? K.

Nah, you've been butthurt for pages, I figured I'd be a good fellow and help you out.

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA The wizards are not smoke when they are APPARATING.

I answered so many times: THE FORCE counters them all. ✅
So that clears that one up for you at last, eh?

Ive been butthurt? lol
The only time you were near my argument's arsehole, what when it delivered 'your runny breakfast' to your plate, and all over your argument.

Never mind, they had mass and were destroyed anyways. 🙂

Youve been publically raped, in a way that involved a whole death star being showed into your posterior.
💃

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I answered so many times: THE FORCE counters them all. ✅
So that clears that one up for you at last, eh?

Ive been butthurt? lol
The only time you were near my argument's arsehole, what when it delivered 'your breakfast' to your plate, and all over your argument.

Never mind, they had mass and were destroyed anyways. 🙂

💃

Poor Vader, here he is after Voldemort uses legilimens and convinces him he's a gay streetwalker:

Ahhhhh your personal pics are coming out now, aren't they "Rogue Jedi"..?!! Looks like youve got your glasses on under it the mask...it must be pretty roomy.

Its very you.

Nah, it's Poor Vader, here he is after Voldemort uses legilimens and convinces him he's a gay streetwalker.

Doooooobie doobie doo.....

http://blog.moviefone.com/2010/11/17/harry-potter-biggest-movie-franchise/

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, it's Poor Vader, here he is after Voldemort uses legilimens and convinces him he's a gay streetwalker.

Mmmmmmm. So you say... Yet that wont work cause the force pwns silly spellbooks.

Seriously though, couldnt you find a control panel for your chest, maybe with flashing lights like the real Vader? It would have looked better.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Mmmmmmm. So you say... Yet that wont work cause the force pwns silly spellbooks.

Seriously though, couldnt you find a control panel for your chest, maybe with flashing lights like the real Vader? It would have looked better.

A wizard would have been able to heal their scarred lungs by drinking phoenix tears.

They wouldn't be able to do that, with no arms or legs. 🙂

Afraid they would.

So.....Vader was forced to wear an armored suit with a breathing apparatus because of his internal injuries. A wizard would have drunk phoenix tears and would have been fine.

And.....Luke and Anakin lost their hands in battle. They were forced to wear mechanical replacements. A wizard? Weeeeeeeeeellllllll........Voldemort gave Pettigrew a new hand with one swipe of his wand.

Two more examples of Magic>>>>>>>>>>>>The force.

Well it would have done them no good, anyway.

Nah the force can be explained.

Now explain the physical mechanics of HP magic.

Oh...you cant, not because youre thick, but cause no one can, as its silly kids magic.. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well it would have done them no good, anyway.

Nah the force can be explained.

Now explain the physical mechanics of HP magic.

Oh...you cant, not because youre thick, but cause no one can, as its silly kids magic.. 🙂

So it's settled then, magic>>>>>>.the Force.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_in_Harry_Potter

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
[B]YouTube video

Everybodys dead, Dave.

YouTube video

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So it's settled then, magic>>>>>>.the Force.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_in_Harry_Potter

Yes your notion was laughable.