Van Damage Vs Hogwarts

"Eric Clapped-out" more like lol

Above the Law Seagal would pwn any Van Damme.

Not Universal soldier.

And definitely not Time Cop.

H2H, GR-44 would win. Not Timecop.

Timecop could go back to 5 years before the fight, kick Seagal in the nuts, and run away laughing.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
H2H, GR-44 would win. Not Timecop.

Dude can do the splits at any time and for any reason, plus there's the time-travel factor. Nico hasn't a chance.

😂 Poor, poor Nico.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dude can do the splits at any time and for any reason, plus there's the time-travel factor. Nico hasn't a chance.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Timecop could go back to 5 years before the fight, kick Seagal in the nuts, and run away laughing.

that or replace all his bullets with blanks 😛

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Thread.

Now you're starting to understand.

Hogwarts can't win here, since I made the thread Van Damme has probably put out 3-4 films (straight to DVD) and before the year is over, they'll likely be 1-2 more. With each month, team Van Damage gets stronger.

It's only a matter of time before Jean-Claude puts out a film where his character can cause wizards to implode just by concentrating really hard while doing the slips.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
that or replace all his bullets with blanks 😛

Indeed...!! 💃

Originally posted by Robtard
Now you're starting to understand.

Hogwarts can't win here, since I made the thread Van Damme has probably put out 3-4 films (straight to DVD) and before the year is over, they'll likely be 1-2 more. With each month, team Van Damage gets stronger.

It's only a matter of time before Jean-Claude puts out a film where his character can cause wizards to implode just by concentrating really hard while doing the slips.

It is inevitability defined. ✅

Originally posted by Robtard
Now you're starting to understand.

Hogwarts can't win here, since I made the thread Van Damme has probably put out 3-4 films (straight to DVD) and before the year is over, they'll likely be 1-2 more. With each month, team Van Damage gets stronger.

It's only a matter of time before Jean-Claude puts out a film where his character can cause wizards to implode just by concentrating really hard while doing the slips.

You said in the OP that team VD has 42 minutes to snoop around. Is Timecop snooping around for the whole 42 minutes?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Except for Seagal.

I don't know man. I think Damme vs seaguls is like Ken vs Ryu and Van Damme is Ryu. Although, if we're talking, out for justice or Marked for death, Seaguls then Damme has some trouble

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I don't know man. I think Damme vs seaguls is like Ken vs Ryu and Van Damme is Ryu.

Van Damme is Guile jk.

Sonic boooooooooom...!

Originally posted by jinXed by JaNx
I don't know man. I think Damme vs seaguls is like Ken vs Ryu and Van Damme is Ryu. Although, if we're talking, out for justice or Marked for death, Seaguls then Damme has some trouble

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Understand what? I coing.nceded noth

You said in the OP that team VD has 42 minutes to snoop around. Is Timecop snooping around for the whole 42 minutes?

As is always the case with you, one tiny step forward and six large fumbling steps back where you inevitably step in dog shit and end up tracking it all over the living room carpet. You're a ****ing travesty, RJ.

I said team Van Damage gets 42 mins prep. Which I though was fair considering their opponents, though in hindsight, it was a gimp to Hogwarts, considering Time Cop, which I didn't factor in.

Originally posted by Robtard

I said team Van Damage gets 42 mins prep. Which I though was fair considering their opponents, though in hindsight, it was a gimp to Hogwarts, considering Time Cop, which I didn't factor in.

Same question.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You said they have 42 sneaking around the outside of the castle. That aint prep, and it's too late to change now.

Same question.

This:

Originally posted by Robtard
Van Dammes get 42 minutes prep to sneak about, survey and position themselves outside of Hogwarts.

Means they have 42mins prep and they can do what they like/need to, with the exception of going into Hogwarts.

Same outcome, you're wrong. As far as "too late to change", you're the master of tweaking threads along the way to fit your needs.