Kain v.s. The Iron Boots

Kain the vampire has a problem. It appears some ******* has magicly affixed extremely heavy boots to his feet, which he cannot get off, or destroy. They are preventing him from turning into mist, or teleporting, as well, so his only method of transportation, since no horse, and no character in LoK can carry him, is to heeltoe it. That's right, Kain has to walk in the iron boots. His final destination is inside Death Mountain in the LoZ verse, which, thankfully for Kain, is magicly only 400 meters away.

That's right, all Kain has to do, is walk to Death mountain, and the Gorons will remove them.

The boots get all feats of heaviness from everygame they appear in, while Kain has every feat of leg strength he ever demonstrates. The walk is in four one-hundred meter stages.

1. Kain must walk a relatively smooth and even road, easy going.
2. Kain must occasionally hop across 3 foot deep, 3 foot wide, puddles, of water!
3.Kain must walk across one hundred meters of the magnetic floor in the Goron mines.
4. Kain must climb a cliff face while wearing the boots. At the top is Darbus, who will remove the boots.

How far can Kain walk in the boots?

Kain runs the gauntlet.

Originally posted by Burning thought
Kain [b]runs the gauntlet. [/B]

will be a simple strength v.s. weight argument.

Innitially he'll have to just prove he can lift his feet, then he has to have enough leg strength to hop a bit more than three feet, many times, then he needs to be able to lift his feet under atleast double the stress, because the magnets are so strong they can lift the boots to the ceiling, they add more than the boot's own weight to the challenge, but we'll call it doubling to be nice to Kain. Then he has to legitimately climb a cliff face.

Lol, Kain stays in one spot for 40 days and 40 nights.

Not sure he even needs feats, I would like to think even I could walk with some discomfort a short distance in boots like that. Not sure how I would deal with being put upside down on magnets and such, but Kain being far stronger, e.g. actually in the "tonnes" range he should be able to run and jump with them on as if they were not even there.

Kindly prove Kain can lift a foot with a minimum of 35 tons attatched? 🙂

35 tons? lol, keep your fanon out of here please. That much iron would weigh what? 50-60 pound per foot? as I said I could just about struggle to walk with them on my feet, Kain could sprint it.

The boots are heavier than Dangoro, who, mathed with a density of 100 lbs/cubic foot, comes out around 70 tons. Impossibly light, and ignoring his thick armour.

Each boot weighs a minimum of 35 tons, and I'm getting feats from other games, too.

Then you have mathed Dangoro wrong boyo, because the boots are simply made of Iron which are based on actual fact of how much iron weighs in such quantity would only come to a combined weight of about 200 pounds at most.

Argue with this, mah boi.

Link outbalances Dangoro on the edge of the platform, while barely on the other side of the center. haermm Yeeaaah. The boots are heavy enough to GREATLY effect the balance of the massive platform, AND outweigh Dangoro. Minimum 70 tons.

Now, you'd do well to go get soem strength feats for Kain, rather than simply try to downplay the boots. 🙂

Theres no "heavy" at all and Link walks all around that platform during the gameplay, which your image represents. I suggest you stop trying to overhype the boots in a desperate attempt to consolidate yourself on the failure of your fanon.

And weve gone through Kains strength feats, hes got enough strength in his arms to overpower Raziels 100 ton strength, his legs having enough muslce would easily sprint, run, jump and do cartwheels with those little 200 pounds beauties on.

I see no evidence for either of your arguments. Kindly prove either of them.

Link walks around, and without the boots, in no way effects the balance of the platform. The boots, which would weigh less than his body under your failure of logic, shift the mass of the entire platform, and outweigh Dangoro all at once. Dangoro shifts the balance, too.

What arguments? the ones involving Kains strength that have been shown so many times, or those involving that factual nature behind the boots simply being iron?

These have been proven before, this silly thread is just an effort from you to try and combat the fact that the Iron boots are, by the factual nature of the game canon and they undermine your daft little fanon and calculations. Not that bouncing Gorons dont undermine it as toonforce anyway ofc.

The only conclusion is that the platform is unsteady in that case.

I accept your concession.

You've declined to make any sort of logical argument, provide evidence, or actually attempt to prove anything. Kain cannot lift his feet, case closed.

BT, it's simple. Dangoro cannot weigh less than the boots. It is absolutely impossible based on math, the game, and logic.

Hey, you lack all three of those things. 😮

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
BT, it's simple. Dangoro cannot weigh less than the boots. It is absolutely impossible based on math, the game, and logic.

Hey, you lack all three of those things. 😮

No, theres no impossiblities in the things you have mentioned. The only impossibility is that iron in that quantity weigh 70 tonnes.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I accept your concession.

You've declined to make any sort of logical argument, provide evidence, or actually attempt to prove anything. Kain cannot lift his feet, case closed.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I don't have the patience to execute a WoT against posters like BT and Quan who'll just pretend to win anyway.

Hypocrite haermm

Look above, I posted evidence, made my arguments, you just claimed to win. You, sir, have an incurable case of dumb.

Precisely, that's why the boots are heavier than Iron. You're basically clinging to a title. Meanwhile, logic, math, and the game itself support the boots being heavier than Iron.

Dangoro's weight easily breaks the thick chains that were holding up the platform when he jumped on it, causing it to fall into the lava.

That platform alone would weigh what, 10,000 tons or so? And the chains were holding it up with no problem prior to the force dangoro applied from his jump.

BT is just being obtuse. Dangoro is heavy as hell.

what I really lol at is that the game tells you flat out "so heavy even a Goron can't move you", which is clearly > iron, as gorons have blatant super strength, and he clings to "NO, they're made of IRON!"

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Dangoro's weight easily breaks the thick chains that were holding up the platform when he jumped on it, causing it to fall into the lava.

That platform alone would weigh what, 10,000 tons or so? And the chains were holding it up with no problem prior to the force dangoro applied from his jump.

BT is just being obtuse. Dangoro is heavy as hell.