Blade vs Hit Girl

Started by Robtard13 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Read the OP, "Everything she had." When she was prepping for the final battle, she is shown loading up with stun and smoke grenades, and loading an MP-5.

Coupla grenades weigh shit, MP-5 weighs 5 pounds. She'll be fine.

So, as I said......Stun Grenade, 2 to the head.

Blade's bullets > a flash-bang. Also, Blade would have access to those UV grenades; while they won't kill her, they'll blind the shit out of her just the same.

So what you said is another fail.

Originally posted by Robtard
Blade's bullets > a flash-bang. Also, Blade would have access to those UV grenades; while they won't kill her, they'll blind the shit out of her just the same.

So what you said is another fail.

haermm So the UV flash grenades would have no affect on Blades eyes? Cuz you do know that his eyes are far more sensitive to shit like that than HG's.

Blades sunglasses do not offer 100% protection, dude. The flash from the UV/stun grenades will reach his eyes and **** him up.

So, what we now have is Blade being even more highly stunned than a human by a stun grenade.

Your turn.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm So the UV flash grenades would have no affect on Blades eyes? Cuz you do know that his eyes are far more sensitive to shit like that than HG's.

Blades sunglasses do not offer 100% protection, dude. The flash from the UV/stun grenades will reach his eyes and **** him up.

So, what we now have is Blade being even more highly stunned than a human by a stun grenade.

Your turn.

Did they in the film?

Just a matter of timing/closing your eyes, looking away for a second or taking cover. How do you think Hit-Girl is going to use her flash-bangs on Blade, or do you think she's immune to them? You probably do. Fail, dude.

Because the massive UV bomb that covered a huge area of a sewer "highly stunned" Blade. Fail, dude, ultra-fail.

I'd say your turn, but after that massive double-fail you just sharted out, I'm afraid to.

Edit:Told you dude, when you post that trolling mocking smilie followed by nonsense, it looks bad for you. Save it for when you can make a valid point.

Originally posted by Robtard
Did they in the film?

Just a matter of timing/closing your eyes, looking away for a second or taking cover. How do you think Hit-Girl is going to use her flash-bangs on Blade, or do you think she's immune to them? You probably do. Fail, dude.

Because the massive UV bomb that covered a huge area of a sewer "highly stunned" Blade. Fail, dude, ultra-fail.

I'd say your turn, but after that massive double-fail you just sharted out, I'm afraid to.

Ah, but there it is, Blade KNEW when the UV bombs would go off, IF he closed his eyes at just the right time, he knew EXACTLY when to. HA. And if he DIDN'T close his eyes, that means one thing. He doesn't have NV.

If and when HG uses a stun grenade, he won't know when to close his eyes.

Oh MAN that's good shit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ah, but there it is, Blade KNEW when the UV bombs would go off, IF he closed his eyes at just the right time, he knew EXACTLY when to. HA. And if he DIDN'T close his eyes, that means one thing. He doesn't have NV.

If and when HG uses a stun grenade, he won't know when to close his eyes.

Oh MAN that's good shit.

WTF? That didn't make any sense. Anyhow, he obviosuly does have night-vision, it's a vampire power. Or do you think a person without it can walk around in the dark with sunglasses on and see just fine. Whistler's comment and use of NV-Goggles made that obvious.

If and when Blade uses his UV grenades, she won't know when to close her eyes. So what's your point?

Again, you have to be able to make a valid point before you can get uppity.

Originally posted by Robtard
WTF? That didn't make any sense. Anyhow, he obviosuly does have night-vision, it's a vampire power. Or do you think a person without it can walk around in the dark with sunglasses on and see just fine. Whistler's comment and use of NV-Goggles made that obvious.

If and when Blade uses his UV grenades, she won't know when to close her eyes. So what's your point?

Again, you have to be able to make a valid point before you can get uppity.

If Blade uses his UV's, her vision will be affected for a moment, as his will be with the stun grenade. BUT, her hearing will be intact. Blade? For a few seconds, he'll be Helen Keller. UV grenades weren't made to stun like stun grenades, they had one purpose only, producing a blast of UV light. Stun grenades>>>>UV grenades.

You have any idea how a stun grenade works? Here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M84_stun_grenade

It messes with your senses. Vision and hearing. Vampires have heightened senses, more sensitive, so when a stun grenade is used, they'll be that much more affected by them. So, what we NOW have is HG being temporarily blinded by a UV grenade, and Blade blinded for a lot longer due to the stun grenade.

This shit is soooooooooooo easy.

Yeah, I know, as I called them "flash-bangs".

More pulling of the shit out of your the ass, "Blade will be more stunned."

As I said several post ago when you started this BS angle, have Hit-Girl toss a flash-bang, Blade responds with bullets. Bullets > Flash-bang

No, dude. Listen:

Vampires have heightened senses. This means their eyes are more sensitive to light. Their ears are more sensitive to sound.

Now, if they are hit with a stun grenade, they'll be much more disoriented than a human. If a human is disoriented for say 5 seconds, the vampire is probably disoriented for at least twice that long.

Again, the link on stun grenades:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M84_stun_grenade

Upon detonation, it emits an intensely loud "bang" and blinding flash of more than one million candela and 170–180 dB within five feet of initiation, sufficient to cause immediate (but temporary) flash blindness, deafness, tinnitus, and inner ear disturbance.[1] Exposed personnel experience disorientation, confusion and loss of coordination and balance.

See? Blade will be blind, deaf, uncoordinated, and his sense of balance will be thrown off for at least a few seconds. How's he gonna return fire when he's like that? He can't. He won't. He'll fumble about like a deaf mute.

Hit Girl calmly walks over and unloads in his head.

I don't know why you are even attempting to argue this. There is no arguing this, it's fact.

No, dude. Listen.

Hit-Girl (stupidly) goes for flash-bang, Blade goes for gun, outcome: Hit-Girl dies from lead poisoning.

Bullets > flash-bang. This is fact. Being killed is worse than being stunned.

Mhm, cuz HG is just gonna stand there and beg to be shot!!!....Wait, that's Prestons opponents, not Blades.

Here's a more realistic view: Blade opens fire. HG dodges the bullet (cuz she dodges bullets and shit), HG chucks a stun grenade, it goes off, Blade's senses are fried. HG walks over and shoots him in the head.

You make it sound like Blade can draw, aim, and head shot her in an eyeblink. He aint no crack shot, homey, in fact, his aim is quite questionable.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, cuz HG is just gonna stand there and beg to be shot!!!....Wait, that's Prestons opponents, not Blades.

Here's a more realistic view: Blade opens fire. HG dodges the bullet (cuz she dodges bullets and shit), HG chucks a stun grenade, it goes off, Blade's senses are fried. HG walks over and shoots him in the head.

You make it sound like Blade can draw, aim, and head shot her in an eyeblink. He aint no crack shot, homey, in fact, his aim is quite questionable.

Because Blade's just gonna stand there while she tosses a flash-bang and take it. See, it works both ways, something you usually fail to factor in. BTW, the Preston butt-hurt is lolz.

She's not dodging twin machine-guns spraying her area while simultaneous grabbing, priming and tossing a flash-bang. That's just more Hit-Girl masturbation.

No, but he can spray an area and **** her shit up. She was knocked down when her daddy shot her, she's a light-weight. He is extremely accurate with this thrown bladed weapon though. Not that it's needed here.

Originally posted by Robtard
Because Blade's just gonna stand there while she tosses a flash-bang and take it. See, it works both ways, something you usually fail to factor in. BTW, the Preston butt-hurt is lolz.

She's not dodging twin machine-guns spraying her area while simultaneous grabbing, priming and tossing a flash-bang. That's just more Hit-Girl masturbation.

No, but he can spray an area and **** her shit up. She was knocked down when her daddy shot her, she's a light-weight. He is extremely accurate with this thrown bladed weapon though. Not that it's needed here.

I seriously doubt either of them just "stand there", especially if they have basic knowledge of each other. You really think they are gonna duel at ten paces?

I don't recall Blade wielding twin machine guns, which movie, which scene?

Let's boil it down here:

Blade is a faster draw, no argument there. BUT his aim is shit, AND his MAC-10 makes his shit aim even more shit.

Hit Girl is a better shot by far, again no argument there.

Better aim>>>Faster draw, just ask Dirty Harry.

Hit Girl's stun grenades will render Blade senseless for 5-10 seconds.

Hit Girl dodges bulets, Blade does not.

In a fight with full gear, HG>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Blade.

Originally posted by Robtard
Did they in the film?

Just a matter of timing/closing your eyes, looking away for a second or taking cover. How do you think Hit-Girl is going to use her flash-bangs on Blade, or do you think she's immune to them? You probably do. Fail, dude.

Because the massive UV bomb that covered a huge area of a sewer "highly stunned" Blade. Fail, dude, ultra-fail.

I'd say your turn, but after that massive double-fail you just sharted out, I'm afraid to.

Edit:Told you dude, when you post that trolling mocking smilie followed by nonsense, it looks bad for you. Save it for when you can make a valid point.

They did not. I posted what time they were used, and how Blade reacted to them as well in my feats post.

LMAO RJ always has to water down his choice winners opponent
he loves downplaying their aim,common sense,

if HG throw a Stun.g he would take cover regardless because in real life shrapnel is what does most of the killing with normal grenades so when he see she prepares to throw something with common sense he would move

and why are you talking about strobe lights is it a hypnotizing light?
because otherwise he wouldnt stand there staring directly into it
but with RJ killing machines such as blade lack common sense,aim,weapon are never good enough,agility, strength, speed
if RJ's pulling for them they might aswell be fighting a cardboard box

Originally posted by Kaibs
They did not. I posted what time they were used, and how Blade reacted to them as well in my feats post.

Bullshit, you can't see his eyes. Stop making shit up.

Stun grenade ****s Blade up, end of story.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
LMAO RJ always has to water down his choice winners opponent
he loves downplaying their aim,common sense,

if HG throw a Stun.g he would take cover regardless because in real life shrapnel is what does most of the killing with normal grenades so when he see she prepares to throw something with common sense he would move

and why are you talking about strobe lights is it a hypnotizing light?
because otherwise he wouldnt stand there staring directly into it
but with RJ killing machines such as blade lack common sense,aim,weapon are never good enough,agility, strength, speed
if RJ's pulling for them they might aswell be fighting a cardboard box

Water down? When did Blade ever show excellent marksmanship? Enlighten me.

The stun grenade would do what is designed to do, it would stun Blade. He would be stunned even moreso than a human because of his heightened senses. If Blade has heightened senses, they will be affected. You can't say "Blade has heightened senses, but a stun grenade won't do shit to him." You can't have it both ways.

For the record, UV and Stun grenades are different. UV grenades have one purpose and one purpose only, killing Reapers. Stun grenades are designed to, well, stun people. The only thing they have in common is that they make light.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bullshit, you can't see his eyes. Stop making shit up.

Stun grenade ****s Blade up, end of story.

Water down? When did Blade ever show excellent marksmanship? Enlighten me.

The stun grenade would do what is designed to do, it would stun Blade. He would be stunned even moreso than a human because of his heightened senses. If Blade has heightened senses, they will be affected. You can't say "Blade has heightened senses, but a stun grenade won't do shit to him." You can't have it both ways.

For the record, UV and Stun grenades are different. UV grenades have one purpose and one purpose only, killing Reapers. Stun grenades are designed to, well, stun people. The only thing they have in common is that they make light.

LMAO did you even read post

The marksmanship ill have to rewatch the blade trilogy.

i didnt say the stun nade wouldnt work WTF im saying with common sense he would take cover because most people wouldnt stand in front of a drenade of any type...I said nothing about UV bombs but anyway a bright flash is a bright flash so difference really doesnt matter if he move away from the nade he's good

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seems like a good shot to me...and without any unecessary wall flips like HG would have done

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
LMAO did you even read post

The marksmanship ill have to rewatch the blade trilogy.

i didnt say the stun nade wouldnt work WTF im saying with common sense he would take cover because most people wouldnt stand in front of a drenade of any type...I said nothing about UV bombs but anyway a bright flash is a bright flash so difference really doesnt matter if he move away from the nade he's good

Well, it depends on what the time delay on the fuse is. If it's one or two seconds, then Blade won't be able to evade. If it's 4 or 5 seconds, yeah, he can evade easily.

But even if it is 4 or 5 seconds, all HG has to do is pull the pin, count to 3, then throw it.

FYI: The link I posted earlier says that model of stun grenade has a time-delay fuse 1.0 to 2.3 seconds.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
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seems like a good shot to me...and without any unecessary wall flips like HG would have done

Not as good a shot as HG is. Nothing really special in that vid, Blade killing a buncha shitty low level vampires.

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start at 5:10 lol hes not a marksman