John McClane versus Rorschach...

Started by Rogue Jedi13 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane. Hes just less flash/straight a-to-b whereas Riggs screws around too much.
So what? Its a nice clip/sequence in that movie, but McClane's slaughterings put them in the shade.
You rhythmically saying his name like that...were you about to splooge..? 😛

Dont be silly. He knocked Ninja chick out, then after she took advantage of his distraction in trying to save the whole Eastern seaboard and Matthew...for which he cosily inserted an entire SUV in her formerly tight rectum. MacWin.

I think anyone who has seen Lethal Weapon 3 onwards will agree that the ring is the LAST place Riggs would wanna be with McClane.

You seen Million Dollar Baby...? Riggs'd be the Hilary Swank character and McClane'd be that brutal opponent that would put the chair up her ass.
🙂

LW3, you mean where he took on three guys in the garage and wtf pwned them all?

Last time: When has McClane ever taken on 4-5 guys and whupped their asses? C'mon, Kirk Gibson, you can do it.

Originally posted by Robtard
F-35 Lightning II, semi-truck and freeway, you raging homosexual.
Not by McClane's hand. He had no direct action in it. Try again.

Yes the same three guys who, If they'd jabbed followed by overhand right cross, Riggs be showering up early that movie.

Pity none had McClane qualities.

Kirk Gibson lolz
The lift scene in DH3 Pwns that scene directly.
Riggs'd just surrender, judging by screen feats..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes the same three guys who, If they'd jabbed followed by overhand right cross, Riggs be showering up early that movie.

Pity none had McClane qualities.

Kirk Gibson lolz
The lift scene in DH3 Pwns that scene directly.
Riggs'd just surrender, judging by screen feats..

Not an answer, try again?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
LW3, you mean where he took on three guys in the garage and wtf pwned them all?

Not by McClane's hand. He had no direct action in it. Try again.

Also That was also his future missus bailing him out/doing what Daddy Rodge wasn't there to do... HE WAS SAVED BY A GIRL...!!!!!!! 😂

The McClane Factor, dude.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
try again?

I saw that YOU certainly tried again..... 😂
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f102/t541078.html

There IS no try.....that is why you faillllllllll.

McClane flies a plane into him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, why is it spite? McClane has mad damage soak, and no one is better at using their surroundings.
Jackie Chan

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I saw that YOU certainly tried again..... 😂
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f102/t541078.html

There IS no try.....that is why you faillllllllll.

When has Mac ever taken on 4-5 men and whupped their asses with his bare hands?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Also That was also his future missus bailing him out/doing what Daddy Rodge wasn't there to do... HE WAS SAVED BY A GIRL...!!!!!!! 😂

The McClane Factor, dude.

Better saved by a girl than BEATEN by a girl. 😉 Even if you don't count it as a loss, he was ***** kicked out a window by a single 95 pound woman.

It's fine, I'll bring it here:

Riggs and McClane fight in a standard size boxing ring. The ring is enclosed, a wire mesh fence surrounding it on all sides. There are no guns, no SUV's, no Zippos, nothing to use as weapons. HAND TO HAND COMBAT only. Both are wearing MMA shorts. No shirts, no shoes.

Well?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Not by McClane's hand. He had no direct action in it. Try again.

You're right, McClane need not have been there and the scenario would have played out all by itself. Just cos.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're right, McClane need not have been there and the scenario would have played out all by itself. Just cos.
When has Mac ever taken on 4-5 men and whupped their asses with his bare hands?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
+1

+2

Originally posted by Robtard
You're right, McClane need not have been there and the scenario would have played out all by itself. Just cos.
Round and round we go.

FF to 5:05

YouTube video

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
When has Mac ever taken on 4-5 men and whupped their asses with his bare hands?

Better saved by a girl than BEATEN by a girl. 😉 Even if you don't count it as a loss, he was ***** kicked out a window by a single 95 pound woman.

It's fine, I'll bring it here:

Riggs and McClane fight in a standard size boxing ring. The ring is enclosed, a wire mesh fence surrounding it on all sides. There are no guns, no SUV's, no Zippos, nothing to use as weapons. HAND TO HAND COMBAT only. Both are wearing MMA shorts. No shirts, no shoes.

Well?

Nope Ive got you now. RJ.

Riggs needs his ass wiped thoroughly when he soils his big boy pants and Daddy Rodge and nursey Launa coma running to wipe the dribble from his cheeks and tell him hes the special little guy....
Diddums.

You need to watch Die Hard 4. (Available on DVD/Bluray from all good stockists.) McClane whupped her H2H, then killed her.

You seem to forget this routinely.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Round and round we go.

FF to 5:05

So making a nice shot and taking out one dude while your partner is distracting him is somehow better than taking out a $96,000,000.00 war-bird with some clever driving antics? K.

Anyhow, I'd say that McClane shooting a very thin cable with a snub-nose revolver(terrible long distance aim in those guns) trumps that scene in LW.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope Ive got you now. RJ.

Riggs needs his ass wiped thoroughly when he soils his big boy pants and Daddy Rodge and nursey Launa coma running to wipe the dribble from his cheeks and tell him hes the special little guy....
Diddums.

You need to watch Die Hard 4. (Available on DVD/Bluray from all good stockists.) McClane whupped her H2H, then killed her.

You seem to forget this routinely.

You've got shit. Stop dodging the following question:

Hey, when has Mac ever took on 4-5 guys at once, all by himself, and killed them all/whupped their asses? Dodging this question won't work. I'll repost it over and over until you answer.

Originally posted by Robtard
So making a nice shot and taking out one dude while your partner is distracting him is somehow better than taking out a $96,000,000.00 war-bird with some clever driving antics? K.

Anyhow, I'd say that McClane shooting a very thin cable with a snub-nose revolver(terrible long distance aim in those guns) trumps that scene in LW.

You really think that Mac planned that? You really think he planned on bailing out of the cab, sliding out the trailer, hanging on for dear life, falling on the plane? And THEN using some sort of McJedi force pull on the piece of debris that killed the Jet's engines? I know this whole McClane thing is a joke, you admitted that a while back, but dude, tell me this is part of the joke.

Riggs shooting a smily face from 50 yards away trumps Mac's power line shot.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You really think that Mac planned that? You really think he planned on bailing out of the cab, sliding out the trailer, hanging on for dear life, falling on the plane? And THEN using some sort of McJedi force pull on the piece of debris that killed the Jet's engines? I know this whole McClane thing is a joke, you admitted that a while back, but dude, tell me this is part of the joke.

Riggs shooting a smily face from 50 yards away trumps Mac's power line shot.

Did I ever say he planned it? McClane-Factor kicked in, he was left alive when he should have been dead and millions of dollars worth of damage was left in its wake. This is McClane.

Originally posted by Robtard
Did I ever say he planned it? McClane-Factor kicked in, he was left alive when he should have been dead and millions of dollars worth of damage was left in its wake. This is McClane.

So if Riggs fights him, there will be an F-35 circling overhead, and a semi sliding down the freeway? Why didncha just say so?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So if Riggs fights him, there will be an F-35 circling overhead, and a semi sliding down the freeway? Why didncha just say so?

Na, McClane will just kick his ass the old fashioned way, with fist, elbows, headbutts, stomps and throws. Though there might be some unexplained explosions afterwards or during.

Originally posted by Robtard
Na, McClane will just kick his ass the old fashioned way, with fist, elbows, headbutts, stomps and throws. Though there might be some unexplained explosions afterwards or during.

I see. You do know that Riggs showed more skill at everything you mentioned, right? Punching, kicking, head butting, elbows, throwing. Riggs even has a badass ground game. AND Riggs has at least three scenes where he...........wait for it..........................................takes on 4-5 guys at once, killing them all/whupping their asses.