Darth Sidious (Palpatine) vs Snape

Started by Rogue Jedi44 pages
Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
Was in the animated film The Clone Wars. Lolz, dude, Force-crush is just an extension of every other Force-telekinesis ability, though typically a dark-side power, iirc.
This one?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185834/

Clip? I don't even see Grievous in the cast and crew.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185834/fullcredits#cast

But if you're going to cry and gimp about it, Vader used Force-crush; he's lesser than Sidious.
And Vader was an emotional wreck, he had just learned that Padme was dead.

Try again.

So Snape's got a mangled throat and is choking to death, your ball.
Nope. He easily says "Confundus" before the force attack is cast. Or apparates away.

BTW, you're pretty much argued that Snape can do any wizardly feat on the grounds that "he's a powerful wizard."
I most certainly have not. Hermione did Confundus, therefore he can. Also, when Quirrell did it on Harry's broom in HP1, Snape was uttering the counter curse to it.

Try again.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Lol you've "raped every wizard thrown your way", you mean, obviously. 🙂

'Seriously' though..

You lost, and just havent realised.
But the beauty of internet threads, is that when you re-read though those funny "word" things contained within it, and actually think about the 'words' and what they mean, at some point in the future, you will see....and we will all lol together and drink beverages and remember the good times.

Hardly. Here's me entering the thread:

YouTube video

"Here comes RJ, he's a Berzerker!!"*

And here's me leaving the thread, after raping and pissing on every argument thrown my way:

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😄

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This one?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185834/

Clip? I don't even see Grievous in the cast and crew.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1185834/fullcredits#cast

And Vader was an emotional wreck, he had just learned that Padme was dead.

Try again.

Nope. He easily says "Confundus" before the force attack is cast. Or apparates away.

I most certainly have not. Hermione did Confundus, therefore he can. Also, when Quirrell did it on Harry's broom in HP1, Snape was uttering the counter curse to it.

Try again.

That one.

So? Vader did it and it's a Force-ability.

Making a fist and thinking is far faster than saying a three syllable word, that and Precog, reaction-time etc. etc. etc.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
That one.
I honestly don't recall it in that movie. Clip? Why isn't Grievous in the credits?

So? Vader did it and it's a Force-ability.
Yeah, but what was Vaders state of mind when he did it? Remember when I argued that Harry could inflate the Emperor with a thought and you said no, Harry didn't know what he was doing? Same thing. Vader was out of control, he didn't consciously do it.

Making a fist and thinking is far faster than saying a three syllable word, that and Precog, reaction-time etc. etc. etc.
No, it's not.

Also, Snape can speak in force choke, even if it's just a whisper. All Confundus takes is a whisper.

Precog is useless in a 3 2 1 GO duel.

A force users uber reaction time is never shown while casting force attacks, why do you keep trying to use that as an argument?

Omega Vision Face Flowed Into Her Eyes

Palpatine and easily.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Nah. Confundus. Sithzheimers.

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by Robtard
Was in the animated film The Clone Wars. Lolz, dude, Force-crush is just an extension of every other Force-telekinesis ability, though typically a dark-side power, iirc.

But if you're going to cry and gimp about it, Vader used Force-crush; he's lesser than Sidious.

So Snape's got a mangled throat and is choking to death, your ball.

BTW, you're pretty much argued that Snape can do any wizardly feat on the grounds that "he's a powerful wizard."

Snape uses "reparo" on his neck after he kills Sidious.

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spasm from laughing so hard because Snape wins...get this....

WITH MAGICAL SPELLS! WEEEEEEEEEE!

😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I agree, you[re 100% right. Good post.

however, the same Jedi were NEVER shown using the same speed while casting force attacks.

What does this imply? That they can't. That force attacks requires that much more to execute.

Force push/pull is instant. Grabs Voldemort's wand. The slicings begin.
The crushings also are quick enough.

Rogue Jedi Restricted
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Force push/pull is instant. Grabs Voldemort's wand. The slicings begin.
The crushings also are quick enough.

No, they most certainly are not. And if the force user DOES force pull Snape's wand, all Snape has to do is say confundus

No, it isn't. And I am fairly certain force crush was not shown in the Clone Wars movie, I can find no clip of it, nor is Grievous in the credits.

Force crush= Out, unless you or Rob Can prove Grievous was in the Clone Wars movie.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

While its out of his possession...?

And Palpatine uses the wand to give the wizard a tracheotomy in the same action as the initial snatch..
force crush and wand throw FTW

He wouldn't be saying shit then...

Dont be stupid RJ. Ther force crush is routine. Dont try to gimp it.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
While its out of his possession...?
The wand? Confundus is wandless, dude.

And Palpatine uses the wand to give the wizard a tracheotomy in the same action as the initial snatch..
force crush and wand throw FTW
Nah, he'll be confundused. He won;t know who he is or what he's doing.

He wouldn't be saying shit then...
Already said it. Sidious has Sithzheimers.

Dont be stupid RJ. Ther force crush is routine. Dont try to gimp it.
Routine my ass, it was shown once, in the Clone Wars TV series. Not valid here. The force scream/crush Vader did in ROTS, no way in hell Sidious replicates that. Vader did that because he was distraught over Padme's death.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Nah, it wand is in his throat, rendering him unable to speak. 🙂

See above...Confundus doesn't work if you can't say it.

Nope. Dooku force grips (same tech) and holds Obiwan, whilst force pushing Anakin back too in ROTS.
Not to mention the multiple Imperial officers that Vader choked, crushed the windpipes of, AND the Gammorrean guards that Luke applied it to in ROTJ.

(Note also the level of control that Luke demonstrated in that instance. -Making a literal mockery your earlier assertion that the level of lethality of the attack is not subject to control by the user.)

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah, it wand is in his throat, rendering him unable to speak. 🙂

See above...Confundus doesn't work if you can't say it.

Nope. Dooku force grips (same tech) and holds Obiwan, whilst force pushing Anakin back too in ROTS.

Mhm, and said wizard is just gonna sit there and let Sidious stab him in the throat. Riiiiiiiiiiight.....Can you say apparate?

Apparate>>>>>Any and all force attack.

Here's how it'll go down. Snape and Sidious face off for the duel. At the word GO, Sidious'll have it in mind to force choke or force lightning Snape.

Snape stands there with his arms crossed and utters "Confundus" as Sidious raises his hands.

Sidious, hit by the Confundus spell, looks around...."Where am I? What's my name? Someone take me home!!"

Snape lol's and casts Legilimens, makes Sidious dance like a fairy while singing "It's raining men!!!"

Eventually Snape gets bored and death spells Sidious.

Snape flies away as "Long tall Sally" plays in the background. Mhm, Snape had him some fun that night.

Not to mention the multiple Imperial officers that Vader choked, crushed the windpipes of, AND the Gammorrean guards that Luke applied it to in ROTJ.
Vader's choke took time. Snape apparates away.

(Note also the level of control that Luke demonstrated in that instance. -Making a literal mockery your earlier assertion that the level of lethality of the attack is not subject to control by the user.)
Mhm, those guards were morons, they were right in Lukes face and not aware of his powers. Snape, he knwos of Sidious's powers and will utter confundus before Sidious's hands are raised, or just apparate away.

Fail. It takes less time to say Confundus than it does to raise ones hands and force choke.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Its effect was instant. The degree to which the user drags it out is at the user's discretion. 🙂

The rest of that post....... LOLZ...but no.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its effect was instant. The degree to which the user drags it out is at the user's discretion. 🙂

The rest of that post....... LOLZ...but no.

Luke's didn't kill the guards instantly, dude. It took time. Time enough for Snape to apparate. Not even sure it actually killed them, because that would be some dark side shit.

Vader's also never killed anyone instantly, it took time. Time enough for Snape to apparate.

Palpy was giving Luke all he had, he was blasting him with all his strength, and it wasn't killing him. Plus Luke was able to talk. Confundus.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Yes. He didnt kill the guards period. He chose not to (not being a darksider). Common sense.

Vader also chose to drag the agony out for the people he was making an example of. A quick death wouldn't have been as scary. Common sense.

No he was relishing torturing Luke to death. Classic bad guy mistake:
Gloating and relishing when you really should be finishing them off.
You saw what he did to Mace, right....? Eyes, and common sense, when applied to all these instances ftw

Common sense also says that once Voldermort is either mindtricked, Choked/crushed, electrimahcuted to the testes, his time of being able to say or do shit is as over as Shipbuilder magazine's brags about white Star building unsinkable ships. So Confundus doesn't really apply to this discussion. 🙂

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes. He didnt kill the guards period. He chose not to (not being a darksider). Common sense.
Durh!!!

Vader also chose to drag the agony out for the people he was making an example of. A quick death wouldn't have been as scary. Common sense.
Yet that's his high end screen feat.

No he was relishing torturing Luke to death. Classic bad guy mistake:
Gloating and relishing when you really should be finishing them off.
You saw what he did to Mace, right....? Eyes, and common sense, when applied to all these instances ftw
At the end he was trying to kill him.

Common sense also says that once Voldermort is either mindtricked, Choked/crushed, electrimahcuted to the testes, his time of being able to say or do shit is as over as Shipbuilder magazine's brags about white Star building unsinkable ships. So Confundus doesn't really apply to this discussion. 🙂
Nah, SNAPE is faster casting spells. End of story. Confundus wins in the end.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

No electrocuting and blasting Mace out of the window is, also being clever enough for 50 years of planning to rule the galaxy and pulling it off is a Palps high end feat, not to mention massive control with immediate force push/pull that he throws multiple big senate pods around with effortless motion etc.

He was enjoying a nice, leisurely sadistic "torturing Luke to death" session. Duh.

You can believe that all you want, but everyone else reading this thread will know whats actually what, and that the main thing. 🙂

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Re: Re: Darth Sidious (Palpatine) vs Snape

Originally posted by Robtard
This really needed?

Most posters' response: Sidious uses his Force enhanced reaction-time and Force-precog to attack first/kill.

The HP Fanboy(s) response: Snape stomps! Aburrito! Smegmatorium! Fellatio!

/repeat

Robtard calls it like it is, before the thread even got going, on page 1.

Precog ftw 💃

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No electrocuting and blasting Mace out of the window is, also being clever enough for 50 years of planning to rule the galaxy and pulling it off is a Palps high end feat, not to mention massive control with immediate force push/pull that he throws multiple big senate pods around with effortless motion etc.
Ahahahaha you twit, Anakin had a hand in that. Also, when Mace was disarmed (literally), Sidious electrocuted him for at least 5 seconds before hurling him out the window. It was not the force lightning that killed Mace, it was the fall. Never, not once, is force lightning shown killind someone instantly.

Also, Mace force crushing Grievous is NOT in the Clone Wars movie.

Snape's ability to vanish the same pods>>>>>>Sidious's ability to throw them.

He was enjoying a nice, leisurely sadistic "torturing Luke to death" session. Duh.
At first, yes, but the last 15 seconds or so he was hitting Luke with everything he had.

You can believe that all you want, but everyone else reading this thread will know whats actually what, and that the main thing. 🙂
Nah, I've covered every possible attack that Sidious has at his disposal, Snape counters all of them. Quite easily.