How I'd survive a zombie apocalypse .

Originally posted by King Castle
i rather take the weapons you listed then the full auto movie star handguns...

what, i'm goin to shoot 50 rounds just to hit 5 ppl while i spray and pray?

i threw in the leaf sight comment on the grenade launcher b/c a lot of ppl think you aim and shoot right in front of you and the round will travel in a straight line to its target..

i hated the grenade launcher, i was horrible at it, aiming at an upward angle just to hit something 30 yards in front of me, i was awful at it. i wanted nothin to do with it....

but, i guess i am a moron b/c your average joe would be able to do better then me.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay7Rjjq6vaI

The weapons I chose are perfect, for me anyways. The Mini 14 can be used for anything from 10 yards to 100 yards out. The shotgun in case it gets up close and personal. The Beretta, well, one always needs a good sidearm.

Mini 14 w/100 round banana mag= ROCK.

The best zombie killing weapon, period:

And oh my, she has a SHOTGUN!!!!!!!!! Weeeeeeeheeheeheehee!!!!!!!

i prefer:

M16/ M4 b/c i am comfortable with them have experience and i know how to shoot it...

probably find some modified civilian versions and it isnt a great loss b/c it isnt full auto. only modification i do to them is broom handle, scope... i like to attach an m203 to it but i know i wont find them.

i also like the 50 Cal sniper rifle with a suppressor since i used it in the past.. the key for me is using things i know how to use.

also i know i said it a lot b4 on this forum the M9.

for real success you need to use things you are familiar using and not go all rambo and think you are gonna learn it in the middle of a war zone.

we in my house have a bunch of bladed weapons from military machetes, bayonets and samurai swords as well as guns or i do..

my brother has pirate antique single shot..facepalm2

i just need to get to the gun store or pawn shop, that might be hard but the weapon's i listed is what i would want but i would take what i could get my hands on.

so:

m16/m4
katana
machete
2 side arms
and finally a sniper rifle.

shotgun would also be nice for scatter effect

Isn't a .50 cal a bit overkill? Seems a .308 would suffice.

it's what i was trained to use.. i dont know anything elsebloigensrug

its what i would want...

but i know i wont find it so i'll take civilian equivalent and what i can get my hands on...

so basically

m16/m4 b/c they sell these in my town.
side arms b/c they sell them
Sniper rifle for longshot
and shotgun
sword big F'n knife
😖hifty:
by the way i think i can see her nip..

I can totally see her nip.

I'd choose a Remington 700 .308 for sniping:

i like to imagine that this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLWrmlIWb_w

would be me.

but, Darker, shorter, spikier hair, scruff, shades, my military gear/uniform.... firing at Zombies some in Cop uniform minus the Gatlin gun (too heavy) or the grenade launcher

but the attitude and being aloft like arnie was would be there... cool as a cucumber under pressure.

A minigun weighs alot.

you would think the minute cops saw him firing a minigun one handed some one would have figured out he aint human.... 😎

i be all:

That aint a man, that's a machine!!

army cat turned cop:

a Marine?!

me: no. i mean a real damn machine or possibly a Marine on roids, PCP wearing a vest!!!

run!! cover!! Smoke!!

In The Lost Boys 3, dude had a gatling gun that shot wooden stakes.

never saw the movie...

never f#$# with a dude with his own theme/intro music...

Me: do you hear that?

Cop: what?!

Me: i swear i can Hear bad to the bone playin and gettin louder....

oh oh. 😑

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And if someone finds them and has never fired an automatic rifle? You think they are gonna be efficient with it?

No. Anyone here with military training will agree with me.

You don't just pick up an automatic weapon and become Rambo.

I don't recall saying that they would know how to use it. Guess I just forgot I said that, right?

Call me crazy, but I think some of you are taking this just a bit too seriously.

I don't understand what the perk of carrying around a sniper rifle would be. I don't know what exactly the affective range of an M16 is, but isn't it like 500 yards? If you're trying to shoot a zombie that's farther out than that, you're doing it wrong.

I like my ideas the best. Lightsaber ftw.

I'm bored right now, so I'll come up with a new plan.

1. I would carry a lot of gasoline, and a couple coolers full of frozen orange juice concentrate, because apparently if you mix equal parts of it you can make napalm. There are websites with recipes for explosives and poisonous gases you can make from household items. I'm pretty sure there's a video on YouTube on how to make a certain type of grenade from household items. If you're wondering, yes, this idea was inspired from Fight Club.

2. I would have a pickup truck (not sure what type of truck yet), with a minigun on the bed of it. I would have a Dillon M134D Gatling Gun. It would be mounted towards either the back or the middle. Mounted on the left side of the bed would be an M-240, and mounted on the right side would be an M-240. I'd like to see anybody **** with this truck.

I would have a couple people with me to either drive or operate the guns. More than likely I would operate the minigun, because I'm just badass like that. 😎

I was gonna add a trailer to the truck like I did before, but seeing as how there is a minigun mounted on the back and it would be facing the trailer, I couldn't.

3. I would have a lot of bottles of alcohol with me, as well as lighters/matches and rags. I could make Molotov Cocktails with this stuff. This could probably come in handy. I would also have 3-4 flamethrowers and a couple fire extinguishers.

4. Some of the things on the other list I made apply to this one too, like the protective gear, exercises, nutrition plan, the grenades and flash bangs, night vision goggles, the 3 minute power nap program "Pizzazz", etc applies to me and the people in my group for this list. My group still has a bunch of Kel-Tec PMR-30's (best handgun to use to kill zombies IMO)

Another thing that still applies to this list is the Barrett M107 .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle. That thing would take ANY zombie's head off instantly. There have been reports of it cutting men in half from over 1400 meters away. Watch this video.
YouTube video

Definitely Anti-Zombie Warfare. It's extremely powerful but was created to have a very low recoil.

The bullets for this gun are freakin huge btw.

I'm tired, that's all I got for now. Good Night.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
I don't recall saying that they would know how to use it. Guess I just forgot I said that, right?

Call me crazy, but I think some of you are taking this just a bit too seriously.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The best zombie killing weapon, period:

And oh my, she has a SHOTGUN!!!!!!!!! Weeeeeeeheeheeheehee!!!!!!!

Is having sex with a zombie considered necrophilia?

yes, and its a way for you to get zombified

Some type of hunting rifle, and a boat. I would take the boat out off the shore, but stay close enough to be able to see the shore. Take potshots at the zombies until they leave. Wait for quiet times to go ashore and find supplies. Zombie apocalypses aren't so bad. At least until zombies learn to swim. I suppose I could fish too, if there wasn't a chance to get ashore.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Is having sex with a zombie considered necrophilia?

Doooooooooooooooh Luv ya, Rob.

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
yes, and its a way for you to get zombified

Well, if you were a woman, yeah I could see that.