How I'd survive a zombie apocalypse .

Surround my house with treadmills facing outwards. That should keep the zombies oot.

Or it could just give them really great cardio and you'd have ****ed yourself should you ever need to get out of the house running.

Ethiopian zombies?

Originally posted by Robtard
Or it could just give them really great cardio and you'd have ****ed yourself should you ever need to get out of the house running.

If anything, it would serve to dimish the "28 days" that the zombies would have to live, even faster. It would burn up too many calories, dehydrate them, and they'd die sooner.

It's good idea. WWWEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Yeah, treadmills, you could plug them right into the outlets and everything cause you'll totally have electricity duroll

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Yeah, treadmills, you could plug them right into the outlets and everything cause you'll totally have electricity duroll

😆

Touche.

But what if you get your electricity from a renewable source? AHA!

Originally posted by dadudemon
😆

Touche.

But what if you get your electricity from a renewable source? AHA!

You didn't let me finish.

Unless of course you get your electricity from a renewable resource, in which case you will be able to use treadmills.

See? You had to wait for it.

lol

Originally posted by Insomniatric
You didn't let me finish.

Unless of course you get your electricity from a renewable resource, in which case you will be able to use treadmills.

See? You had to wait for it.

lol

lol

BASTARD! shakefist

Barbed wire, lots of it.

Die,

Originally posted by Insomniatric
You didn't let me finish.

Unless of course you get your electricity from a renewable resource, in which case you will be able to use treadmills.

See? You had to wait for it.

lol

Teehee 😂

Pwns all. The only thing you need to worry about is ammo, and Gas.
Otherwise you win,

Originally posted by GCG
Teehee 😂

IK,R?

😆

I'll have to remember that way of "comeback" in the future. 😆

Chainsaw against zombies is fail.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Chainsaw against zombies is fail.

It is.

The bits of meat, blood, and bones are all infection vectors: you increase your risk by using one.

And it'll jam.

i still like my magnets idea haermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Chainsaw against zombies is fail.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And it'll jam.

Originally posted by mikeydude
They make masks you know this....

Chainsaw jamming?

Then you shoot the zombie to get it out. No biggie.