How I'd survive a zombie apocalypse .

Started by Rogue Jedi19 pages
Rogue Jedi Restricted

Nah, you'd get pwned. In the butt.

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

YOU'D get pwned in the butt.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Nah, I'll do the butt pwning here, *****.

narutoisthebest Restricted

I'd steal a big ass car, hurry up and get to a gas station and fill the crap out of big 10 gallon cans, dash to the armory and stock up on tons of weapons ranging from hand grenades to handguns to assault rifles, then I'd grab my family and we'd book it to the coast find a boat and sail to an island (possibly Hawaii).

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

Dead.

narutoisthebest Restricted
Originally posted by mikeydude
Dead.

You talkin' to me?

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

Mhmm.

narutoisthebest Restricted
Originally posted by mikeydude
Mhmm.

Lets hear your fantastic plan mikeydude

steverules_2 Senior Member

He's smoke pot and get high....

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

Gotta love socks.

steverules_2 Senior Member

Gotta love n00bs

Insomniatric The Spider
Originally posted by steverules_2
He's smoke pot and get high....

I wonder if the zombies could get a contact high

AbnormalButSane Screw up

I'd have fun during the zombie apocalypse because I've already accepted that there will be no survivors. But because of my carefree attitude, I think I would live a lot longer.

Insomniatric The Spider
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I'd have fun during the zombie apocalypse because I've already accepted that there will be no survivors. But because of my carefree attitude, I think I would live a lot longer.

You kinda sound like me, I've always had a carefree attitude and stuff doesn't bother me like it does to most people.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I'd have fun during the zombie apocalypse because I've already accepted that there will be no survivors. But because of my carefree attitude, I think I would live a lot longer.
If you show me your bewbz, I'll protect you.

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If you show me your bewbz, I'll protect you.

crylaugh crylaugh crylaugh

Don't fall for it, ABS! I can protect you better! 😆

Rogue Jedi Restricted
Insomniatric The Spider

Originally posted by dadudemon
It is.

The bits of meat, blood, and bones are all infection vectors: you increase your risk by using one.

Shooting it will also cause parts of it to fly off.

Especially if you use a shotgun.

mikeydude Cleveland is the Reason.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Shooting it will also cause parts of it to fly off.

Especially if you use a shotgun.


Shooting causes it to go in the opposite direction.
I.e. why heads go the same way bullets do when they hit them.

Bong.

Insomniatric The Spider

Yeah that's true.

Guess grenades wouldn't be a good idea.

If you're in really close range that is.