Originally posted by RobtardMore like this:
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Used to belong to a SWAT sergeant.
Here's what I'll need:
1.
AK-47
I was gonna go with M60 and go Rambo on their ass, but this one is easier to carry and smaller and will fit better in my car or trailer.
I'd have about 10 of these since this is a zombie invasion. I'd also bring as much ammo as possible.
2.
This is body armor that I will need for 2 things. First: To protect from zombies. Second and most important: It will show off my muscles and will make me look good. This is crucial.
3.
Face protection shield. This one's good because it protects my face, and won't impair my vision.
4.
Kel-Tec PMR-30. This is probably the best handgun to use when it comes to zombies. It's great for headshots.
Caliber: .22 Magnum (.22WMR)
Barrel length 4.3”
Length: 7.9”
Height: 5.8”
Grip Width: 1.1”
Max width, across safety levers: 1.3”
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
Trigger pull: 3.5 to 5 lbs
Weight (no mag): 13.6 oz.
Muzzle Velocity (40 gr): 1230 fps
Made in USA
More info will be available at the SHOT show 2010 Kel-Tec Booth (#2825)"
I'd have about 30 of these and more ammo than necessary.
5.
2010 Ford Shelby GT 500. I was gonna go with the new Corvette, because it's faster and more badass, but this has more room to keep my guns.
6.
BMW S1000RR
This will be on a trailer attached to my car. I'll use this if I need to get somewhere quickly and need to maneuver through stuff, or if my car is low on gas. I'll probably use this to get some gas. So I'll need a gas tank too.
7. Blades
I'll need about 5 machetes, a couple pocket knives, a hatchet, and a couple hunting knives, in case I can't get to my guns.
8. Lots of water, and raw food (fruits and vegetables). Don't wanna bring any meat that is bad for my digestive system. I'll bring fruits that are high in protein instead, and a bunch of vegetables. This will help me stay in shape, which is good for survival.
9. My isometric exercise book, and my gymnastic exercise book. Staying in shape is pretty important.
10. Pepper spray could come in handy.
11. Ghillie suit in case I ever need camouflage in the woods.
12.
Barrett M107 .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle
Read about it here (there's also a video). http://www.futurefirepower.com/the-barrett-m107-bmg-50-caliber-sniper-rifle-future-weapons-video
It'll take any zombies head off. I'd bring 1-2 of these with lots of ammo.
13. My martial arts training equipment. I'm sure this will come in handy.
14. Playboy- probably the most important thing.
15. One of those bulldozer-type things that you can attach to the front of a car so it can bulldoze through stuff. I don't know what it's called, but I'm pretty sure they used one in Zombieland.
That's all I got for now. You're probably wondering how I'd fit all of this into the car that I picked, but I also would have a trailer on the back. I can put some of it back there. Plus, my girlfriend is Mexican, so I'm used to being crammed in a car.
I likely couldn't actually obtain any of this, but I'm going to pretend that I could.
I was considering bringing a German Shepherd for protection, but if I've learned anything from movies it's that dogs don't survive any kind of apocalypse.
I'd be a sad black man? That would be strange.
More stuff:
1. Flash bangs
2. Grenades
3. Night vision goggles
4. Somehow obtain this product called "Pizzazz" that teaches you how to power nap. That means you can nap for a few minutes (as little as 3 minutes), and wake up feeling completely refreshed. This would come in handy because sleeping for 8 hours might not be a good idea.
5. I don't do drugs, but I would break into a pharmacy somewhere and take some stuff that will give me extra energy and alertness like Aderall or something.
I would probably stay in a field or something, and I would have a lot of booby traps set up so the zombies can't sneak up on me. I would also have signs that warned of the booby traps so people wouldn't get hurt by them, since zombies can't read, they wouldn't understand the warning. I would have an alarm set up so that if they set it off, I would know.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Then you lied to me before.
I certainly did not. Lemme refresh your shitty (the liquid, corn and nut filled, spicy, kind) memory:
Please tell me how this: "Me, personally? I won't need instruction."
Is the same as "I have fired every single gun, ever."
Especially when I said the following:
Originally posted by dadudemon
Maybe?With almost all guns, less than a minute of instruction is all that is needed.
At most, 3 minutes is all that is required to "figure it out."
Originally posted by dadudemon
Me, personally? I won't need instruction.Nah. At most is all that is needed for most guns...as long as the person isn't an idiot.
Boy, context sure is enlightening. dur
Since I know you won't get what I'm trying to illustrate (either on purpose or on accident, but I'm leaning towards the former 😠 ), I am saying that regardless of the gun I haven't fired or handled before, it would probably take me less than a minute to figure everything out. Something I also indicated in our conversation that you seemingly remember incorrectly. 😉
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*lol's as you fumble about trying to load an M-16*
Yes, cause it is so incredibly difficult when teenagers (18 and 19) with IQs that are in the "mentally retarded" level had done it for decades, right? 😉
Also, this ------> estahuh
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
How ya gonna holster it?
In a holster that fits most glocks. dur
I believe you're under the assumption that the modified Glock 18 in the video is the same glock 18 that I will be using: not the case. That fat, out of shape, bastard, ADDED the buttstock and buttplate because he wanted to be able to fire 200 rounds, at once, at a target that was 20-50 yards out, and hit with most of the shots. Since I'm not an idiot, very rarely would I be firing in more than 3-4 shot spurts...like any moron that knows how to fire an automatic would do. I'm also not a weak fat bastard like the dude in the video: no buttstock/buttplate combo needed. WEEEEEEE!
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You can put a .......SLING......on a 12 gauge.
And you can........put a GLOCK in a handgun holster.... WEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHHEEEEEEE!
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, butt rapage.
Your dick is so long you can buttrape yourself? Also, that's not really rape: that's a lonely homo's version of sex. WEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEE! PWNED right in the MOUTH!
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'M the one who said pistol.
That's my point, exactly. facepalm
At no point did I say it was a pistol: I only pointed out that your reasons for using a 12-gauge were better suited for a revolver grenade launcher.
This would be my workout routine under these circumstances:
1. Isometrics, this is the scientifically proven fastest way to build muscle (builds a shit ton of strength), and lose fat. I use a manual called "7 Seconds to A Perfect Body", which is probably the best one.
2. Gymnastics- these are very important. Gymnastics involves a LOT of bodyweight exercise that focus on many muslces but mainly the core (abdominals)- which are the most important muscles to train. Gymnasts have the strongest cores on the planet. A strong core means a strong everything. IMO, you're not truly "strong" unless you have mastered your own bodyweight. I'd do these for about an hour.
3. Sprints- because jogging is a waste of time. Jogging burns the same amount of calories as walking. Look at the bodies of marathon runners and compare them to sprinters. There's a difference. Sprinting is much better for you.
4. Hindu Squats
5. Swimming (if possible), this trains many muscles in your body, and will give you an advantage if you are being chased by zombies and there's a body of water near by.
6. Muay Thai and Boxing training- I train in this in reality, and this would help with my conditioning and also keep my skills sharp.
7. Stretches- for flexibility.
For nutrition, I would not eat any meat that is bad for my digestive system. I would eat fruits high in protein (there are fruits that have higher protein levels than meats, and are much better for your digestive system), as well as other essential nutrients and I would eat lots of vegetables. I wouldn't eat anything with acid in it. Lactic Acid is that soreness you get if you workout for the first time in a while, and you have been drinking sodas or eating junk. This is the diet I follow in reality. Raw Food diet is IMO the best diet to be on. I would also keep a lot of protein supplements and meal replacements and vitamins with me in case I ran out of food.
Okay, I think I got my zombie survival covered, but since I'm bored right now, I'll probably keep adding to it. It's pretty fun to think of this stuff.
Another thing I'd bring is lots of books. I don't read, but I probably would have no choice under these circumstances. I would also bring pencils/pen and lots of paper. In case I ever want to write or draw. I would also bring jackets, blankets, and matches, in case it's cold and I need to build a fire.
I'd also bring rubbing alcohol, hydgrogen peroxide, bandages, gauze, crutches, first aid kit, antibiotics, etc in case of injury.
If I was near an ocean, I would have a boat stashed with guns, other weapons, food, gasoline, etc. in case I ever need the boat or the stuff inside it.
Originally posted by Insomniatric
This would be my workout routine under these circumstances:
1. Isometrics, this is the scientifically proven fastest way to build muscle (builds a shit ton of strength), and lose fat. I use a manual called "7 Seconds to A Perfect Body", which is probably the best one.2. Gymnastics- these are very important. Gymnastics involves a LOT of bodyweight exercise that focus on many muslces but mainly the core (abdominals)- which are the most important muscles to train. Gymnasts have the strongest cores on the planet. A strong core means a strong everything. IMO, you're not truly "strong" unless you have mastered your own bodyweight. I'd do these for about an hour.
3. Sprints- because jogging is a waste of time. Jogging burns the same amount of calories as walking. Look at the bodies of marathon runners and compare them to sprinters. There's a difference. Sprinting is much better for you.
4. Hindu Squats
5. Swimming (if possible), this trains many muscles in your body, and will give you an advantage if you are being chased by zombies and there's a body of water near by.
6. Muay Thai and Boxing training- I train in this in reality, and this would help with my conditioning and also keep my skills sharp.
7. Stretches- for flexibility.
For nutrition, I would not eat any meat that is bad for my digestive system. I would eat fruits high in protein (there are fruits that have higher protein levels than meats, and are much better for your digestive system), as well as other essential nutrients and I would eat lots of vegetables. I wouldn't eat anything with acid in it. Lactic Acid is that soreness you get if you workout for the first time in a while, and you have been drinking sodas or eating junk. This is the diet I follow in reality. Raw Food diet is IMO the best diet to be on. I would also keep a lot of protein supplements and meal replacements and vitamins with me in case I ran out of food.
Okay, I think I got my zombie survival covered, but since I'm bored right now, I'll probably keep adding to it. It's pretty fun to think of this stuff.
Another thing I'd bring is lots of books. I don't read, but I probably would have no choice under these circumstances. I would also bring pencils/pen and lots of paper. In case I ever want to write or draw. I would also bring jackets, blankets, and matches, in case it's cold and I need to build a fire.
I'd also bring rubbing alcohol, hydgrogen peroxide, bandages, gauze, crutches, first aid kit, antibiotics, etc in case of injury.
If I was near an ocean, I would have a boat stashed with guns, other weapons, food, gasoline, etc. in case I ever need the boat or the stuff inside it.
1. Actually, eccentric exercises are the ones scientifically proven to build the most strength in the shortest period of time.
2. I disagree that Gymnasts have the strongest cores on the planet. Anecdote: I could do several situps with a 150lbs dumbbell being held on my chest (not cheating), right under the chin and my gymnast buddy, who had been a gymnast for 14 years, could not even do one with an 80lbs dumbbell: he was ripped as a mo-fo and could bust out 50 pullups like they were nothing. I know for a fact that the linemen in the NFL have abs far stronger than mine ever were. However, I agree that the core is very important which includes the obliques.
3. I agree: sprints are really good for staying in shape and burning calories. Tis a shame more people don't know about this "secret". And, well...the best combo would be the guy that can run forever but is also really strong. It's the complete package. I would agree that the 100 meter sprinters in the olympics represent that package: they are very strong but despite their muscular appearance, they have really good endurance: but no where near the epic levels of their long distance counter parts. Still, they would easily be in the top 99th percentile of endurance humans, easily.
5. Excellent point. I like it.
For your nutrition, you can't eat too many veggies or fruits: you have to have it and it goes bad in a couple of weeks, at the latest.
You have to survive for only 28 days because that is the time frame that most humans would die out, that have been infected (they would run out of energy...that's the entire premise of the movie, 28 days later).
Afterwards, you could certainly cultivate those veggies and fruit as you help rebuild society. Maybe seeds would be a better option?
Books are an excellent idea. However, I think having a large group of capable people is also a good idea. You can have quite a bit of fun together and sexual relations are important for stress, health, and bonding.
Also, keeping a boat stashed with goods is a really good idea, real world. But renting out space to dock your boat may suck unless you have the funds.
Originally posted by Robtard
28 Days Later infected aren't zombies/undead.Zombies can go on for a long, long time in most zombie lore.
The only viable option for zombies in the real world are the "infected" types from 28 Days Later and Quarantine. And, despite what the director whines about, the infected from 28 Days Later are usually smashed together with the zombie genre.
In the real world, magical/satanic zombies won't exist. (Resident Evil zombies are biologically impossible because they would die in 28 days or less, regardless of their anatomy.)
