Superman, Hancock and Hulk VS Hogwarts.

Started by Rogue Jedi36 pages

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Nope. Check it:

Either they are aware to make the thread fair, or the hall of prophesies warns them. Also, other members have decided to take it upon themselves to take away the following from the wizards: The ability to conceal the castle. The shield charm that surrounds the castle. Felix felicis. If that's the case, hell, I'm taking away the heroes ability to fly.

The heroes can no longer fly. Why? Because everyone is taking it upon themselves to take away a shitload of wizard powers. I'm only taking one from the heroes. 😄 So yeah, no flying for the heroes.

Full might of the wizards vs full might of the heroes team, the heroes literally stand no chance. This is how it should be, full might vs full might.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Did you just call me Harry Potter?
mmm

I'm calling you Ron Weasley. sneer

biscuits

Hulk can sense astral/magic powers. He throws the entire Hogwarts campus up so Superman can blitz it down. Meanwhile, Hancock is shoving everyone's head up another person's ass.

g_hulk

OK so you're driving down a road near a forest fire. Up ahead are thick clouds of smoke, so thick you can't see an inch ahead of you. You drive through the smoke and out the other side. What hapens to the smoke? It separates as you drive through it, then reforms as you emerge out the other side.

That's the dumbed down version.

Faulty analogy ahoy! The smoke only reforms because the blown apart smoke is swiftly replaced by more smoke coming off the fire. This is not the case in this thread, where the wizards have turned into finite amounts of smoke. And faulty analogy x2 combo! Me in a truck would cause nowhere near the massive shockwave of air and force that Superman would flying past it at lightspeed. The fire would go out like a light for one thing. And the smoke? What smoke?

And when you stop waving your arms in it, it forms back whole.

Possibly, because the whole is still moving in the same direction due to the direction of the wind, not becuase smoke has some kind of force which makes it clling together or attract other smoke particles. 😬

The scene where Supes did his cold ice breath thingy, was he stationary or flying at light speed?

Stationary. Though I don't see how that has anything to do with anything. Are you trying to suggest that flying suddenly hinders Supermans ability to blow? Becuase thats just....... really goddamn stupid.

Apparition. Anywhere. Anytime. Instantly.

First of all, I have proven that it isn't instant using on-screen evidence in a previous thread. Kindly stop pretending otherwise. Secondly, while teleportation is still swift, the wizard is limited to his feeble human reaction times. A wizard simple cannot react to something travelling at near or full lightspeed. This is absolutely non-negotionable. It is absolute fact.


Also, educate yourself: http://scienceray.com/physics/how-f...n-superman-fly/

😆 😆

Oh my god! That guy was so ****ing dumb! Was that guy you by any chance? 'Superman is only faster than a speeding bullet'. My god, he actually took that statement as true. Jesus christ. 😆

Anyway, Superman is waaaay faster than a speeding bullet. He flew to Krypton and back in about 5 years or so. He can fly so fast he travells backwards in time. He is ver near if not actually capable of travelling a teh speed of light. In case you didn't know (and it seems that you don't) light travels at a speed of 186,000 miles a second or 700 million miles an hour. For scale, the distance from the Earth to the Moon is about 239,000 miles. So Superman can go to teh Moon and back in about 3 seconds. So your link says that teh fastest a bullet goes is 1500 meters per second.

1 mile = 1 609.344 meters

186,00 x 1 609.344 = 299337

299337 divided by 1500 = 199.

So Superman is in fact 200 times faster than a speeding bullet, give or take.

🙂

The hall f prophesies is a wizard power. You're not taking it away.

Dear. God.

Are you really that stupid? Can you really not tell the difference between a ****ing room and an innate ability? Becuase that is what teh hall of propheicies is. It is a roooooooom. It is not a power that teh wizards have, it is a mother****ing room with some shitty crystal balls in it. That would be like giving Voldemort the ****ing Chamber of Secrets in each match. Every thread allows him to visit it and get the Basalisk out to **** shit up. That is not allowed. End of discussion. Prophecies are not in teh Hogwarts wizards standard equipment. The hall of prophecies are nowhere near Hogwarts. Thsi thread is Hogwarts vs the team. Not Hogwarts plus a ****ing room.

He's gotta wait for the sound waves to arrive. Sound travels at 1125 feet per second (fps.) If a wizard is ten thousand feet away, it'll take about 9 seconds for the sound waves to reach him. More than enough time to apparate, INSTANTLY, behind him, and death spell.

A wizard 10,000 feet away wouldn't even be able to see Supes much less apparate behind him dumbass. And even then, as soon as teh guy apparates behind him, Supes hears his heartbeat, turns around at lightspeed and tears teh guy apart before he can even comprehend that he's just apparated and should be casting the ****ing spell. Supes reactions > wizards.

And there was the scene where Trelawney predicted it.

One of two actual predictions. In her entire career. Wow, shes good. 😐

The biggest event in the HP films was surely what the prophecy was about. This is bigger. Get it?

How is this bigger? Hogwarts is in danger vs the entire continent if not planet.

And again, prove that shit. You cannot prove that there will be a prophecy about this. Ever. So drop the point.

Just did.

No. You're still speculating. Give me proof or GTFO.

Er, she didn't actually appear until the third book.

In OOTP she falls into a prophetic trance and tells Harry of the prophecy,

Whats your point? She still didn't predict jack shit about the first 2 books. And wow, theres the second of her double lifetime achievments. Yes, obviously she'll predict this shit like a human goddamn tarot card.

Hey, I have a idea...Let's take away the spell that hides Hogwarts. Let's take away the shield charm that protects Hogwarts. Let's have the wizards unaware, inside, sleeping!!!!!

Yeah, that's fair!!!!!!!!

Boo frickity Hoo. Why don't you go cry me a river if it means that much to you.

You don't think the threads fair? Deal with it.

Read the OP, genius. The hall of prophesies is not discounted.

But prep is.

But wait! Clearly having no prep will allow the wizads to consult the hall of prophecies before the fight, have Trelawney (the worst prophet ever) predict the fight and then they can prepare for the fight. Because clearly thats what no prep means right?

oh no wait thats the opposite of what it means. oh well. 😐

Do even know the meaning of the word 'preperation'? Becuase you seriously seem to be failing to grasp what it entails. Going to another location to gain precognitive knowledge of the fight and then preparing for the fight IS THE VERY ****ING DEFINITION OF PREPERATION YOU INCREDIBLE IDIOT!

Hey, I have a idea...Let's take away the spell that hides Hogwarts. Let's take away the shield charm that protects Hogwarts. Let's have the wizards unaware, inside, sleeping!!!!!

Yeah, that's fair!!!!!!!!

And they never make it past the shield charm.

Prove it.

With their ears, doofus.

From half a mile away. Well obviously.

The animals running from the forest will be a dead giveaway.

You still don't seem to comprehend that Hulk will only make enough rukus to actually be possibly detected after Superman has already demolished the castle.

Why would I whine about committing rape on you?

Becuase you think the wizards should be given prep when the don't have it. Because you need to gimp the thread to stand a chance. Because you're an utter moron. All of the above. Personally thats my call.

It's stupid to get angry over some internet bullshit. You call me stupid, yet I have a perfect counter for any and every argument you throw at me.

Please, you are my intellectual inferior in every single way. The only way your argument could get any weaker is if you start posting retarded pictures and trolling the thread in a temper tantrum.


He won't see the invisible flying wizards. He won't see or hear Hermione, who is safely tucked under Harry's cloak after being apparated to safety thousands of feet away. Sooner or later Supes will slow down, she will confundus him, he's done.

He'll hear them. He'll hear her. He won't slow down because he's bloodlusted. Next!

It's Superman hate more-so than Harry Potter fanboyism here. RJ simply hates Superman (he is a cheese character, have to admit) and refuses to acknowledge that humans couldn't track the guy if he didn't want them to.

Though I do honestly believe RJ would argue that the wizards here could take down beings like Dr. Manhattan, he's hinted at it before.

Originally posted by Badabing
mmm

I'm calling you Ron Weasley. sneer

biscuits

I'm calling you Hermione Granger. Now get on your knees.

Hulk can sense astral/magic powers.
Not in the movies he can't.

He throws the entire Hogwarts campus up so Superman can blitz it down. Meanwhile, Hancock is shoving everyone's head up another person's ass.

g_hulk

Nah, invisible death eaters take care of the flyers. Hulk goes down with a death spell.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
I don't get how a person can be that delusional and have such a hard on Harry Potter.

You appereantly seem to cut out PIS/CIS and go by "they will immediatly do this and that"

So going by that: Supes will dash into them faster than a bullet ripps their heads off and fries them with heat vision as soon as the battle starts.

They throw spells at him before? Proof that they can react to suich speeds.

there is no spell for the wizards to counter when superman speed blitz' them.. also they have no counter when Supes uses his heat vision to burn their hands..

oh yeah someone please post a vid of the wizards actually casting a spell while apparating(if such proof exist) because due to Supe's super hearing he will hear the spell and act accordingly

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Let's get real, people. All a wizard has to do is conjure a Horse patronus:

Image removed because it stretches the screen.

and Superman will be like this:

Reported for trolling.

Thats all RJ can do, make shit up/pull shit out of his ass and troll.


Either they are aware to make the thread fair, or the hall of prophesies warns them. Also, other members have decided to take it upon themselves to take away the following from the wizards: The ability to conceal the castle. The shield charm that surrounds the castle. Felix felicis. If that's the case, hell, I'm taking away the heroes ability to fly.

The only one who said we should take away the shield and the felix felicus was dadudeman. No one else has said that. Kindly stop bitching and argue the actual thread.

And no-one has any authority to take anything from either side except the OP or mods. Get your head out of your ego and accept that under these conditions the wizards lose (as they would under any other).

Originally posted by Nephthys
Faulty analogy ahoy! The smoke only reforms because the blown apart smoke is swiftly replaced by more smoke coming off the fire. This is not the case in this thread, where the wizards have turned into finite amounts of smoke. And faulty analogy x2 combo! Me in a truck would cause nowhere near the massive shockwave of air and force that Superman would flying past it at lightspeed. The fire would go out like a light for one thing. And the smoke? What smoke?
But is there any DAMAGE done to the smoke?

LOL at you thinking Superman can track 30 invisible wizards, target them all, fly through them all (causing no damage BTW), all at the same time, and avoid being hit with any spell whatsoever. But wait, Superman can no longer fly here. That, or the shield charm keeps him from flying in. Choose.

Hermione Granger under Harry's cloak thousands of yards away. Confundus. thanks for playing.

Possibly, because the whole is still moving in the same direction due to the direction of the wind, not becuase smoke has some kind of force which makes it clling together or attract other smoke particles.
Yet the smoke remains undamaged.

Stationary. Though I don't see how that has anything to do with anything. Are you trying to suggest that flying suddenly hinders Supermans ability to [b]blow? Becuase thats just....... really goddamn stupid. [/b]
Accio Superman. As he nears, avada kedavra. Easy cheesy.

First of all, I have proven that it isn't instant using on-screen evidence in a previous thread. Kindly stop pretending otherwise. Secondly, while teleportation is still swift, the wizard is limited to his feeble human reaction times. A wizard simple cannot react to something travelling at near or full lightspeed. This is absolutely non-negotionable. It is absolute fact.
No, you didn't. If Fred and George can do it instantly, then the death eaters/OOTP members can.

😆 😆

Oh my god! That guy was so ****ing dumb! Was that guy you by any chance? 'Superman is only faster than a speeding bullet'. My god, he actually took that statement as true. Jesus christ. 😆

Anyway, Superman is waaaay faster than a speeding bullet. He flew to Krypton and back in about 5 years or so. He can fly so fast he travells backwards in time. He is ver near if not actually capable of travelling a teh speed of light. In case you didn't know (and it seems that you don't) light travels at a speed of 186,000 miles a second or 700 million miles an hour. For scale, the distance from the Earth to the Moon is about 239,000 miles. So Superman can go to teh Moon and back in about 3 seconds. So your link says that teh fastest a bullet goes is 1500 meters per second.

1 mile = 1 609.344 meters

186,00 x 1 609.344 = 299337

299337 divided by 1500 = 199.

So Superman is in fact 200 times faster than a speeding bullet, give or take.

🙂

Er......I was referring to the speed of sound. 🙄

Dear. God.

Are you really that stupid? Can you really not tell the difference between a ****ing [b]room and an innate ability? Becuase that is what teh hall of propheicies is. It is a roooooooom. It is not a power that teh wizards have, it is a mother****ing room with some shitty crystal balls in it. That would be like giving Voldemort the ****ing Chamber of Secrets in each match. Every thread allows him to visit it and get the Basalisk out to **** shit up. That is not allowed. End of discussion. Prophecies are not in teh Hogwarts wizards standard equipment. The hall of prophecies are nowhere near Hogwarts. Thsi thread is Hogwarts vs the team. Not Hogwarts plus a ****ing room.[/b]

No, this is Hogwarts blindfolded, hands bound against the team you want to win.

A wizard 10,000 feet away wouldn't even be able to see Supes much less apparate behind him dumbass. And even then, as soon as teh guy apparates behind him, Supes hears his heartbeat, turns around at lightspeed and tears teh guy apart before he can even comprehend that he's just apparated and should be casting the ****ing spell. Supes reactions > wizards.
Won't be able to see him 10,000 feet away? I beg to differ. I could see him that far away.

Accio Superman, as he nears, death spell. ✅

One of two actual predictions. In her entire career. Wow, shes good. 😐
She predicted the big one, see?

How is this bigger? Hogwarts is in danger vs the entire continent if not planet.

And again, prove that shit. You cannot prove that there will be a prophecy about this. Ever. So drop the point.

No. You're still speculating. Give me proof or GTFO.

Biggest event in Hogwarts history, yeah, pretty safe there'll be a prophecy about it.

Whats your point? She still didn't predict jack shit about the first 2 books. And wow, theres the second of her double lifetime achievments. Yes, obviously she'll predict this shit like a human goddamn tarot card.
K.

Boo frickity Hoo. Why don't you go cry me a river if it means that much to you.

You don't think the threads fair? Deal with it.

So we agree then? Hogwarts has to be incredibly gimped in order for the heroes to have even the slimmest of chances?

K.

But prep is.

But wait! Clearly having no prep will allow the wizads to consult the hall of prophecies before the fight, have Trelawney (the worst prophet ever) predict the fight and then they can prepare for the fight. Because clearly thats what no prep means right?

oh no wait thats the opposite of what it means. oh well. 😐

Do even know the meaning of the word 'preperation'? Becuase you seriously seem to be failing to grasp what it entails. Going to another location to gain precognitive knowledge of the fight and then [b]preparing for the fight IS THE VERY ****ING DEFINITION OF PREPERATION YOU INCREDIBLE IDIOT!

Prove it. [/b]

From half a mile away. Well obviously.

You still don't seem to comprehend that Hulk will only make enough rukus to actually be possibly detected [b]after Superman has already demolished the castle.[/b]
Teehee nah, read the revised OP, doofus.

Becuase you think the wizards should be given prep when the don't have it. Because you need to gimp the thread to stand a chance. Because you're an utter moron. All of the above. Personally thats my call.
Whoa, I'M the one who gimped? crylaugh Hellooooooooooooooo Pot!!!!!!!

Please, you are my intellectual inferior in every single way. The only way your argument could get any weaker is if you start posting retarded pictures and trolling the thread in a temper tantrum.

He'll hear them. He'll hear her. He won't slow down because he's bloodlusted. Next!
He's gonna hear a wizard that's standing still? AND track the death eaters? AND somehow defy her magic? Neat!!!!!

Originally posted by Nephthys
The only one who said we should take away the shield and the felix felicus was dadudeman. No one else has said that. Kindly stop bitching and argue the actual thread.
Because those powers make it impossible for the heroes to even get to the wizards.

And no-one has any authority to take anything from either side except the OP or mods. Get your head out of your ego and accept that under these conditions the wizards lose (as they would under any other).
OK so then full might?

The heroes never see the castle.

If they did, they couldn't get to it.

Fair play!!!

Originally posted by The Nuul
Thats all RJ can do, make shit up/pull shit out of his ass and troll.
Making what up? Quote what I made up.

And that wasn't trolling, you know you giggled a bit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm calling you Hermione Granger. Now get on your knees.

Not in the movies he can't.

Nah, invisible death eaters take care of the flyers. Hulk goes down with a death spell.

You wish I was Granger! durlove

Hulk can do anything...ANYTHING! durhulk

Invisible Who-Whats? No matter, Supes uses his Super vision. sneer

Supes can also move at super speed. Hogwarts won't see anything. Any spells will be moving in slow motion to Supes and just bounce off Hulk.

superdur

And you still haven't countered my "Hancock is shoving everyone's head up another person's ass." point. durno

Edit: I just read some of the posts. I will have to stop posting given that there seems to be some anger in here. I don't want to give Imped any more of a headache with my dur posts.

Originally posted by Badabing
You wish I was Granger! durlove

Originally posted by Badabing
You wish I was Granger! durlove

Hulk can do anything...ANYTHING! durhulk

Invisible Who-Whats? No matter, Supes uses his Super vision. sneer

Supes can also move at super speed. Hogwarts won't see anything. Any spells will be moving in slow motion to Supes and just bounce off Hulk.

superdur

And you still haven't countered my "Hancock is shoving everyone's head up another person's ass." point. durno

Edit: I just read some of the posts. I will have to stop posting given that there seems to be some anger in here. I don't want to give Imped any more of a headache with my dur posts.

go back the comic forum, you bastich. sneer

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It will warn them of an upcoming epic battle.

See, this thread was started out of HP spite. The thread starter and the heroes crowd want the following:

The spell that hides Hogwarts taken away.

The shield charm that protects Hogwarts taken away.

Felix felicis taken away.

For the wizards to be unaware until the attack begins. And even thne, they'll have to ID the perps and form an offensive.

That's 4 big ass gimps.

Wait, they want to discredit the hall of prophesies. That's FIVE gimps. A versus battle should always have each side aware of the other, aware of the attack, with as few handicaps as possible.

If all these things are taken away, then I am gonna take away Supes and Hancock's ability to fly.

In the movies this didn't aid either side so let's get real here.

I mean for all his power Voldemort is unsure eve how to kill Harry Potter is consulting morons, borrowing wands to kill a teenager.

These characters are nothing to Hancock and Superman here. Get back to me when Voldemort can actually man up and kill a teenager.

Voldemort's greatest reactions aren't anywhere near light speed. His greatest attacks aren't anywhere near as impressive as what Hancock can accomplish with a buzz and a forty in his hand.

I totally forgot that I "temporarily" closed this thread due to fanboyish tomfoolery and penis waving from all debating sides.

If I re-open this, are we going to behave, kids?

awermm

Yes...

Superman solos.

Originally posted by marwash22
go back the comic forum, you bastich. sneer
I'll see you there! ahuh
Originally posted by ares834
Yes...

Superman solos.

My take is more colorful. 😛

Originally posted by Badabing
Hulk can sense astral/magic powers. He throws the entire Hogwarts campus up so Superman can blitz it down. Meanwhile, Hancock is shoving everyone's head up another person's ass.

g_hulk

Originally posted by Badabing
Hulk can do anything...ANYTHING! durhulk

Invisible Who-Whats? No matter, Supes uses his Super vision. sneer

Supes can also move at super speed. Hogwarts won't see anything. Any spells will be moving in slow motion to Supes and just bounce off Hulk.

superdur

And you still haven't countered my "Hancock is shoving everyone's head up another person's ass." point. durno

Edit: I just read some of the posts. I will have to stop posting given that there seems to be some anger in here. I don't want to give Imped any more of a headache with my dur posts.

Seriously, there are a few people really giving Hogwarts the benefit here. Fact is Hulk thunder claps, Hogwarts implodes. Supes exhales, Hogwarts either flash freezes or crumbles. Hancock boozes, and Hogwarts gets blitzed to rubble. biscuits

Hulk + Banner tech + Banner intelligence + Superman versatility + Hancock booze induced ruthlessness= RIP Hogwarts.