Superman, Hancock and Hulk VS Hogwarts.

Started by 0mega Spawn36 pages

by uknown means.

doesn't matter since they're already there

Originally posted by ares834
Superman hears them with his super hearing and crashes into the ground at relativistic speeds...
And emerges into a room full of intangible, invisible wizards.

Oh wait, the wizards are all asleep, their wands are stowed away, and they all have alzheimers. 🙄

If the wizards are unaware, they get raped.

If the wizards are aware, they do the raping.

There is literally no gray area here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This is true. BUT, if one side is gonna be gimped, the other side must be gimped equally. To have the heroes able to see past the shield charm AND have the wizards sitting around on their hands is not an even playing field, bro.

Cut off Black Mamba's hands, break her knees and gouge out her eyes, see how effective she'll be then.

If you're so pissy about it why not make your own thread?

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
by uknown means.

doesn't matter since they're already there

I can roll with that. But, as I stated, MVF threads must always be on an even playing field. If the shield charm that prevents non magical folk from seeing Hogwarts is taken from the wizards, I'm gonna take away the heroes super speed.

There, one for one.

Originally posted by Nephthys
If you're so pissy about it why not make your own thread?
I'm not pissy about it, I'm just making an observation that this is a spite thread. Anyone who claims otherwise is an idiot.

I can roll with that. But, as I stated, MVF threads must always be on an even playing field. If the shield charm that prevents non magical folk from seeing Hogwarts is taken from the wizards, I'm gonna take away the heroes super speed.

There, one for one.

This isn't your thread RJ, you can't 'take' jack shit from either of the sides. You're not a mod or the OP.

I'm not pissy about it, I'm just making an observation that this is a spite thread. Anyone who claims otherwise is an idiot.

Well theres only one person who's been arguing that the wizards win for these 13 pages, so I'd be forced to agree with you on that point.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And emerges into a room full of intangible, invisible wizards.

Oh wait, the wizards are all asleep, their wands are stowed away, and they all have alzheimers. 🙄

Might as well be. Superman is flying at light speed... They have no time to react... And even if they are intangible Supes blows them away with super breath.

There is literally no gray area here.

Indeed. Team Super always rapes.

so theres no way for non magical people to see hogwarts?

if so that could be the unknown means

Originally posted by Nephthys
This isn't your thread RJ, you can't 'take' jack shit from either of the sides. You're not a mod.
Lulz, it was sarcasm, dude. I was making the point that if one side is gimped, so must the other to make it fair.

As it stands, with the current OP, this is the most lopsided playing field of all time. No one beats the heroes as the OP stands.

Originally posted by ares834
Might as well be. Superman is flying at light speed... They have no time to react... And even if they are intangible Supes blows them away with super breath.

Indeed. Team Super always rapes.

I know, the wizards are just sitting around with their heads up their asses.

Not true. Give the wizards even 30 seconds prep and they do the raping here.

Well then why don't you?

Originally posted by Nephthys
Well then why don't you?
Why should I?

It would stop your girly bleating about 'fairness'.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I'm not pissy about it, I'm just making an observation that this is a spite thread. Anyone who claims otherwise is an idiot.
This is why your kids don't like you.

Originally posted by Nephthys
It would stop your girly bleating about 'fairness'.
Lulz sure, wanting an MVF thread to be fair is girly. Sure.

Looks like I struck a nerve. I ask you flat out if this thread has an even playing field and you dodge. Why? Because you know it doesn't.

I ask again....Is this thread on an even playing field? That's my only real issue here. I'd be saying the same shit if the heroes were gimped as the wizards are and the wizards were at full strength.

Matter of fact, I ask all MVFers: Is this thread on an even playing field?

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
This is why your kids don't like you.
Hey, look!!!! *points behind you* "A white woman!!!"

Yes. If anything it is unfair to the Heroes because they are fighting on unfamiliar ground.

Thsi thread seems as fair as having humans vs Superman can be imo.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
so theres no way for non magical people to see hogwarts?

if so that could be the unknown means

in case you missed it

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The intangible part has been debated, but Snape did it in TDH part 1 when he walked right through an iron wrought fence. So, if the wizards are invisible, the heroes cannot see them. And if the wizards are intangible, they cannot be harmed.

Actually, Snape makes the gate intangible... Not himself.