Superman, Hancock and Hulk VS Hogwarts.

Started by Rogue Jedi36 pages

Sshhhhhhhhh, stop talking. Wizards can go intangible.

Originally posted by Impediment
I totally forgot that I "temporarily" closed this thread due to fanboyish tomfoolery and penis waving from all debating sides.

If I re-open this, are we going to behave, kids?

awermm

The fanboyish foolery was when the wizards were gimped beyond belief. What I said here:

See, this thread was started out of HP spite. The thread starter and the heroes crowd want the following:

The spell that hides Hogwarts taken away.

The shield charm that protects Hogwarts taken away.

Felix felicis taken away.

For the wizards to be unaware until the attack begins. And even thne, they'll have to ID the perps and form an offensive.

That's 4 big ass gimps.

Wait, they want to discredit the hall of prophesies. That's FIVE gimps. A versus battle should always have each side aware of the other, aware of the attack, with as few handicaps as possible.

Rings true.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sshhhhhhhhh, stop talking. Wizards can go intangible.
Spoiler:
Superman kills them all at the speed of light.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Spoiler:
Superman kills them all at the speed of light.
No, see, he cant see them. "Protego totalum." Sooner or later he is gonna slow down, maybe land looking for them, and he is death spelled.

Last I checked (about 2 seconds ago) the OP didn't give the wizards prep, so they'd need to get the protego up before Superman annihilates them.

Which of course they won't. 😐

Oh yeah, the OP has the wizards sitting on their hands drinking pumpkin juice, totally unaware of the pending attack.

Oh wait, the shield that protects Hogwarts is always up, the heroes can't find it.

Oh wait, the shield is down for some strange reason here. Hmm.....

Oh wait, the wizards sip felix felicis and...oh yeah, that has been disallowed.

Oh wait, the hall of prophesies warns the wizards of the pending attack, and......oh wait, the hall of prophesies has been disallowed here......

So, the watered down incredibly gimped wizards are just sitting there, clueless, when the heroes burst in. Oh yeah, the heroes can somehow SEE Hogwarts. AND they can somehow get past the protego shield charm that protects Hogwarts.

But hey, this isn't a spite thread!!!!! 😆 This thread is like John McClane versus Kevin McAllister, McClane armed with a shotgun, McAllister has been blinded, legs broken, tied to a pole and has no BB gun.

Would you like some cheese with that whine?

I'm whining now? I'm just making an observation, dude. You telling me, honestly, that the wizards are not gimped to hell? That anyone would have a chance against the heroes here?

The 13 pages of arguments seem to indicate that you do or did think they have a chance.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Last I checked (about 2 seconds ago) the OP didn't give the wizards prep, so they'd need to get the protego up before Superman annihilates them.

Which of course they won't. 😐

As the OP defines that Hulk, Abomination, Superman and Hancock are attacking Hogwarts, all protective charms surrounding the school at any given time will be up. That means:

1) They can't find the school by any means.
2) They can't see it.
3) They will suddenly develop the idea, that they have an important appointment elsewhere and leave, when coming too close to the school.

Wizards win due to their opponents being unable to even come close to them. /thread

As it stands, no one would have a chance.

If the wizards have even 30 seconds warning, they rape.

It's an either/or scenario. On an even playing field, which is not present here, the wizards win.

As the OP defines that Hulk, Abomination, Superman and Hancock are attacking Hogwarts, all protective charms surrounding the school at any given time will be up. That means:

1) They can't find the school by any means.
2) They can't see it.
3) They will suddenly develop the idea, that they have an important appointment elsewhere and leave, when coming too close to the school.

Wizards win due to their opponents being unable to even come close to them. /thread

I would think that the fact that they are attacking it shows they have already found the school. 😬

As for seeing it, Supermna can fly through it several thousand times per second. He doesn't need to see it.

Though of course, if you would be so nice as to show the on-screen proof and extent of the protective enchantments around Hogwarts, kindly do so.

Though it will be fun seeing someone competant arguing for the wizards for a change.

I would think that the fact that they are attacking it shows they have already found the school.
phucking owned

Originally posted by Nephthys
I would think that the fact that they are attacking it shows they have already found the shool. 😬

As for seeing it, Supermna can fly through it several thousand times per second. He doesn't need to see it.

Though of course, if you would be so nice as to show the on-screen proof and extent of the protective enchantments around Hogwarts, kindly do so.

Exactly, the fact that the heroes can see it is bullshit. That's amping their powers and gimping the wizards.

Er.....No comment.

On-screen proof? You mean besides the fact that in OOTP death eaters were shown flying full speed into it in an intangible state and bouncing right off? Besides the fact that in THBP Flitwick is literally shown raising it? Despite the fact that Hermione was face to face with a snatcher, and, due to the protego totalum shield charm she casted, he could not see her?

If the wizards are aware, they can go intangible AND invisible. Both were shown onscreen. The intangible part has been debated, but Snape did it in TDH part 1 when he walked right through an iron wrought fence. So, if the wizards are invisible, the heroes cannot see them. And if the wizards are intangible, they cannot be harmed.

And please, don't dare come at me with "well why didn't the wizarda go intangible all the time?" Because I'll reply with "Why didn't force users use force speed all the time?"

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
phucking owned
Ahahahaha, stop talking, troll. Saying the heroes can see Hogwarts is like saying that McClane can do force lightning.

He can if the OP starts the match with him doing it. 🙂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ahahahaha, stop talking, troll. Saying the heroes can see Hogwarts is like saying that McClane can do force lightning.
they are attacking not searching. 😬

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ahahahaha, stop talking, troll. Saying the heroes can see Hogwarts is like saying that McClane can do force lightning.

Superman hears them with his super hearing and crashes into the ground at relativistic speeds...

Originally posted by Nephthys
He can if the OP starts the match with him doing it. 🙂

This is true. BUT, if one side is gonna be gimped, the other side must be gimped equally. To have the heroes able to see past the shield charm AND have the wizards sitting around on their hands is not an even playing field, bro.

Cut off Black Mamba's hands, break her knees and gouge out her eyes, see how effective she'll be then.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
they are attacking not searching. 😬
You're missing the point. How did they find Hogwarts?