Federation of planets and Borg vs Hogwarts

A borg fleet arrives at earth, they appear right past all the defense grid.

The lead cube issues a communique to Starfleet HQ in SF, stating that they want only to assimilate or kill the ones who call themselves wizards.

Starfleet recognise the situation as being a great opportunity to upgrade the consciousness of mankind by having society eliminating wizards, like it did long ago with religion.

So it sends a full armada (of ships in fleet up til ST:Nemesis) to go with the Borg to show them where the wizards are, and to assist in the reconstitution of the wizards.

The wizards are caught off guard when suddenly ships start warping into a position over Hogwarts at a variety of altitudes ranging from In outer space, to the stratosphere, with fighters at lower altitudes swarming, and people and Borg alike start beaming into the ground..

Who wins...?

How fast can the Borg adapt? I mean, the Borg can adapt to most any energy source, so why can't they adapt to abra kedavra, etc?

Lets say six shots...seems to be that way for shield modulation/adaptation in the movies.

For every one Hogwarts student there is 100 Borg drones.

Resistance is futile.

It certainly doesn't look good for them again here..

🙂

Borg stomp.

I certainly look forward to pro-wizard arguments rolling in.

Originally posted by Impediment
How fast can the Borg adapt? I mean, the Borg can adapt to most any energy source, so why can't they adapt to abra kedavra, etc?

Yeah. They failed to adapt to Species 8472 - so they will simply adapt to magic.

And if God descents from the sky and smites them with lightning, they are going to adapt to omnipotence, too. Right after having adapted to black holes, meteors hitting them and supernovas.

No limit fallacies totally kick ass...

Species 8472 aren't magic, are they?

We are discussing Hogwarts magic, not the hokum of a Jewish carpenter.

If its the same spell each time, sure they can.
HP magic has never been shown to modulate anything.

Theres no god in Star Trek. Last time anything claimed to be god (ST V) Spock kicked its ass.

Yes they do.

Borg win by teleporting drones amongst the front lines adapting to all the spells.
After an hour an army of drones are sent in while violent lasers destroy the ground BENEATH the castle, canceling the protective shielding it had.

All are assimilated Resistence Is Futile. All who escape are BFR.

Q is a God.

Originally posted by Impediment
Species 8472 aren't magic, are they?

Nope.

Guys, the magic/personal shield interface is a boring one.

Borg have ships.

The wizards turn the ships into bunnies!

Transport + nano-injection. Borg don't have to land, either way, it's a matter of numbers. Borg can afford to those a thousand to take one.

Question is, once the Borg assimilate a wizard, they'll know everything in his/her head. Debatable if they'd have access to magic because of it.

The Borg don\t even have to teleport in, they can easily fire from space

but once they are in every wizard will be assimilated easily

for shiites and giggles

YouTube video

The ****? Orbital bombardment ftw, each and every time.

Originally posted by Nephthys
The ****? Orbital bombardment ftw, each and every time.

The Borg can adapt.