Wizard, Death Eater, Jedi or Sith?

Started by dadudemon7 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Whoa, dude, you got a serious God complex haermm

Because you do not like that someone contradicted you, that person automatically has a God Complex? Interesting.

It starts with an "H" and ends with a ypocrisy...and a "suck it."

Edit - For those of you who don't know John and I very well: we say "reported" all the time to each other. I DID NOT REPORT HIS ASS! 😆

Originally posted by dadudemon
Because you do not like that someone contradicted you, that person automatically has a God Complex? Interesting.

It starts with an "H" and ends with a ypocrisy...and a "suck it."

Edit - For those of you who don't know John and I very well: we say "reported" all the time to each other. I DID NOT REPORT HIS ASS! 😆

Mhm. You'd step in the wizarding and be more powerful than Dumbledore.

Fail. You'd end up in Azkaban, that is fact.

This thread is simple, which world you would enter. Not how you would enter, change, and take over said world. Remember the "Choose your bending clan" thread? Same shit. Avatar my ass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm. You'd step in the wizarding and be more powerful than Dumbledore.

I guess your memory fails you about all those times, on KMC and off KMC, that I've told you that there's so much PIS in HP that it would be easy to be uber powerful. There's no such thing as being born with more "magical power" than another. Acquiring magical ability is directly acquiring magical knowledge. Intelligent application of that knowledge would be prowess. Since we are rational thinkers outside of a children's book, we can easily think of ways to be superior to all others in the books.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Fail. You'd end up in Azkaban, that is fact.

Just like Voldemort did, right?

Oh, right, he didn't.

FAIL! You don't know jack shit about HP, Star Wars, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, and jive ass monkeys.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
This thread is simple, which world you would enter. Not how you would enter, change, and take over said world. Remember the "Choose your bending clan" thread? Same shit. Avatar my ass.

Fail.

I already chose which type of character I would be.

Then I told you why I chose that type of character.

Your inability to have "make-believe" is not my fault. I make believed that I wouldn't fall victim to the PIS filled world of HP and, thereby, I would rule that realm with ease....or rather, weeeeeeeeees!

Check it:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t540293.html

Simple poll, four choices. Your response?

Originally posted by dadudemon
All four, bitches. I'd be an avatar and have fun mastering all of the elements.

Not one of the four choices. Remember in "Zombieland" when Columbus said to Tallahasee "You're one of those guys who has to one up other people all the time, aren't you?" Tallahassee replies with "No, I knew a guy once who was way worse at that than me."

Pretty sure he meant you.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Check it:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f61/t540293.html

Simple poll, four choices. Your response?

Not one of the four choices. Remember in "Zombieland" when Columbus said to Tallahasee "You're one of those guys who has to one up other people all the time, aren't you?" Tallahassee replies with "No, I knew a guy once who was way worse at that than me."

Pretty sure he meant you.

You are still butthurt about that obvious joke post, huh?

Awwwwww. Poor RJ. 🙁

While you cry your butthurt tears into your pillow because someone beat you in a make believe discussion about make-believe powers, I'll be playing Tekken Tag and beating 98 characters before dying in survival mode.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You are still butthurt about that obvious joke post, huh?

Awwwwww. Poor RJ. 🙁

While you cry your butthurt tears into your pillow because someone beat you in a make believe discussion about make-believe powers, I'll be playing Tekken Tag and beating 98 characters before dying in survival mode.

Butthurt? No, I just find it amusing that in a room full of level 7 and 8's, you must prove to all that you're a level 10.

It's like "Hey, our penises are all 7 and 8 inches", then you step in and say "Mine's 12, Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!! The waters deeper than it is cold!!!!!"

Plus one.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Butthurt? No, I just find it amusing that in a room full of level 7 and 8's, you must prove to all that you're a level 10.

Incorrect.

In a room full of 7s and 8s, I am proving that I'm purple.

That's not supposed to make sense.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It's like "Hey, our penises are all 7 and 8 inches", then you step in and say "Mine's 12, Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!! The waters deeper than it is cold!!!!!"

Plus one.

No, it's like everyone saying their penises are 7 and 8 inches and then I step in and say I like turtles.

But really, this is all about you, not me.

This is like you tacking up rules in the middle of a busy street, that tells people how to walk by. When they walk differently because your rules had holes in them, you start having a toddler tantrum because you want a specific kind of cereal and mom didn't get it for you.

I just picked my nose so hard that it bled a little bit in the left nostril.

And on a side note:

droolio

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

And on a side note:

droolio

You need to replace the "DDM" with "RJ" because I'm not the one that keeps bringing up butthurt from threads past.

And, yes please.

Originally posted by dadudemon
You need to replace the "DDM" with "RJ" because I'm not the one that keeps bringing up butthurt from threads past.

And, yes please.

Bringing up the past to prove a point about the present, babe ✅ It shows a pattern of behavior that rolled over into this thread.

So yeah, you'd end up in Azkaban. You really think you'd be able to enter HPverse and rock the boat like that with no repercussions? Think again. The Dementors would make you suck their souls out of their buttholes.

YouTube video

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bringing up the past to prove a point about the present, babe ✅ It shows a pattern of behavior that rolled over into this thread.

Incorrect: I stayed within the rules of the thread.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Yes, yes you are mad, RJ.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So yeah, you'd end up in Azkaban. You really think you'd be able to enter HPverse and rock the boat like that with no repercussions? Think again. The Dementors would make you suck their souls out of their buttholes.

I would not because the only curse that I would use, if I wanted to, would be imperio and no wizarding army would be powerful enough to take me down because I don't fall subject to the PIS that the characters, in universe, do.

So dadudemon chooses wizard. Of course everything else he said is pretty pointless, as no one ever said one could choose how powerful one is as wizard, but it's good to know.

I also agree with Wizard actually, the rules of the Wizard world, in its good days, don't seem too hard to follow, and Wizards seem to be able to live very long.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Incorrect: I stayed within the rules of the thread.

Yes, yes you are mad, RJ.

I would not because the only curse that I would use, if I wanted to, would be imperio and no wizarding army would be powerful enough to take me down because I don't fall subject to the PIS that the characters, in universe, do.

Think about what you're saying.....

You claim you'll be more powerful than Dumbledore, Voldemort, the Death Eaters and the OOTP combined. Dumbledore is the most powerful in HPverse, Voldemort a close second. That's double Dumbledore's powers. Ass on 15-20 Death Eaters, then another 15-20 OOTP members.

You claim you would be more powerful than all of them combined. That kind of power does not exist in HPverse. So right there, your argument falls flat on it's face.

You call it PIS, I call it going by their rules. You must go by their rules. No exceptions.

I can't decided on Deatheater or Sith I love them both!

You yell a lot!

Re: Wizard, Death Eater, Jedi or Sith?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If you had the chance to be a Wizard (Harry Potter wizard), Death Eater, Jedi or a Sith, which would you choose? Whichever one you choose, you must adhere to any and all rules that apply to each. No exceptions.

The Kwisatz Haderach, that.

...

Can a lightsaber deflect avadakedavera?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You'd pretty much be a Monk.

Wizard lifestyle is much easier, much more freedom. Plus you can teleport.

Jedi's are not strict monks, that is only the PT stereotype. That structure dissolved with the OT movies and in them Luke is liberated from that 'old order'.

Even then I could go by the Star Wars EU where Luke is free to have a relationship with Mara Jade easily enough.