Iron Man vs. Edward Cullen

Flying over a forest on a sunny day, Tony eats some Dunk 'N Donuts when suddenly, a bright light gets into his eyes which prevents him from seeing a tall tree up ahead. He makes contact with it and crashes on the ground. He gets up and sees a shiny teenage-looking boy. "Hey you, emo fairy!" Tony shouts. "You can try to blind me and make me land on my arse like a goof but nobody, and I mean nobody, makes me ruin my donuts!" Tony puts his faceplate back on and Edward goes into a fighting stance while looking like he's trying not to cry.

Iron Man from his first and second movies goes up against Edward from all of his laughable Twilight movies. Will Iron Man be able to kick this "vampire's" arse or will his iron hide be the one that will be kicked while silly fangirls scream "team Edward" in the background?

Discuss.

Are you serious?

Not really.

Did not think so.

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edit- Not at your intro, Nem. That was retarded. At this thread in general.

How did Edward blind Ironman?

The only conclusion I can come up with is Edward was standing naked. **** the sparkly skin, that image alone is enough to blind somebody.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
The only conclusion I can come up with is Edward was standing naked. **** the sparkly skin, that image alone is enough to blind somebody.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Because of his unearthly sexiliciousness?

dur ...No. 😐

Ironman would OWN liddle Eddy.

What the MVF people want: Tony wins.

Realistically: Edward wins without much effort.

Having never watched the Iron Man movies, I'm not too sure on the suits durability. If anyone has feats for it, let me know.

And realistically I don't see how Edward wins. 😬

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Having never watched the Iron Man movies, I'm not too sure on the suits durability. If anyone has feats for it, let me know.

And realistically I don't see how Edward wins. 😬

Took F-22 Raptor fire, a tank shelling and various attacks from the Iron Monger, though it was damaged during that last fight, but the suit was also running on low-power. That's the first film.

Iron man cuts Edward into six sequental pieces using his lasers.

Edward cannot hope to harm him then and dies laughably.

Edward can't compromise the armor Tony used at the end of IM2.
Lasers take care of the rest once the melee starts. Uni Beam to the face as well.

Originally posted by dadudemon
What the MVF people want: Tony wins.

Realistically: Edward wins without much effort.

How? I haven't watched the Twilight films, but based on the descriptions of the vampire powers from other users in various other threads, I don't see how Edward will hurt Iron Man.

Originally posted by McNasty996
Iron man cuts Edward into six sequental pieces using his lasers.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Edward cannot hope to harm him then and dies laughably.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Edward can't compromise the armor Tony used at the end of IM2.
Lasers take care of the rest once the melee starts. Uni Beam to the face as well.

Originally posted by DarkNemesis
How? I haven't watched the Twilight films, but based on the descriptions of the vampire powers from other users in various other threads, I don't see how Edward will hurt Iron Man.

Like I said:

Originally posted by dadudemon
What the MVF people want: Tony wins.

Realistically: Edward wins without much effort.

If you guys think I'm just taking the piss, I've actually debated this very topic to death, already. Well, it wasn't much of a debate.

Edward cannot hope to break the armor and gets torn apart and burned by lazers of fury!!!!11!!1

Or he can fly around forever and make it a tie.

Edit: Hmm...new thread idea.

How would Edward avoid the lasers?