Theoretical feats contest

Started by zopzop11 pages

Originally posted by psycho gundam
so what, it's a comic after all.

if you tried doing the math, you'd have to factor in ultraman getting tooled by superman, the same guy who would have to be half as physically powerful as he is (assuming the book was level). i guess superman and captain marvel didn't eat their wheaties that morning

Or the writing is inconsistent. It's not like this is the first time this has happened in comics.

Originally posted by zopzop
Or the writing is inconsistent. It's not like this is the first time this has happened in comics.

Is Odin omnipotent?
Is Iron-man invincible?
Is Juggernaut invulnerable?
Does Flash's IMP have infinite mass?

Originally posted by zopzop
There's scans in this very thread of Thor being bombarded with "neutron star" level gravity yet the planet he's fighting on doesn't collapse. The hydrogen and other gases in the atmosphere didn't condense into liquids/solids because of the intense gravity etc.... Why nit pick this feat but not that?

are you suggesting I should go through every scan posted and explain why it isn't scientificly possible?

madness sir! I'm not that much of a glutton for punishment

Originally posted by zopzop
It's a comic book, it doesn't have to make sense.

yes, my point exactly

so:

Originally posted by zopzop
It had an INFINITE amount of pages. You do the math.

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Originally posted by zopzop
It's a comic book, it doesn't have to make sense.

^he answered his own questions 👆

was the magical book heavy? hell yeah it was, but to say it literally had infinite weight....come now

Originally posted by Galan007
Simply put: the character in question would need to have Superman-level feats.

😂

Even if the book did have infinte weight.. how do we quantify the feat? I mean, if it was me instead of Superman we would've still lifted it as Cap would've been holding the exact same amount of weight as before. Half of infinity.😬

Originally posted by zopzop
It should be noted, that if Superman really did lift a book with infinite pages (and hence infinite mass) he's upper tier abstract level (Eternity/Infinity).
the book was magical so each page weighted nothing, now what?

Originally posted by 753
the book was magical so each page weighted nothing, now what?

Was that stated on panel or you just making stuff up as you go along?

Originally posted by zopzop
If it says "knowledge", you are 100% right, lifting it means nothing. But the rabid Superman fanboys latched on to this feat and are milking it for everything it's worth. Plus why would Superman AND Captain Marvel strain to lift a book of infinite 'knowledge'? Why would the Superman fanboys drool over this feat?
cause they're fanboys. that feat was retarded. SM has much better and more solid strengh feats than that crap anyway

Originally posted by inimalist
are you suggesting I should go through every scan posted and explain why it isn't scientificly possible?

madness sir! I'm not that much of a glutton for punishment

yes, my point exactly

so:

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The fact that they mentioned that it had INFINITE pages was meant to convey the epicness of them lifting it. Otherwise, who the xxxx cares that two superhumans lifted a book. I can lift a book. You can lift a book. Big deal.

Is Odin omnipotent?
Is Iron-man invincible?
Is Juggernaut invulnerable?
Does Flash's IMP have infinite mass?

Originally posted by zopzop
Was that stated on panel or you just making stuff up as you go along?
Im making it up, just like you made up that the book actually weighed anything. it clearly doesnt follow physical laws as it has an inifinite number of pages but not infinite volume. so why would it have infinite weight? comic itself says nothing of the weight, just says they struggled, which should be more symbolic than anything.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Is Odin omnipotent?
Is Iron-man invincible?
Is Juggernaut invulnerable?
Does Flash's IMP have infinite mass?

no
no
yes uhuh
it should read infinite force, but it has neither.

Originally posted by zopzop
The fact that they mentioned that it had INFINITE pages was meant to convey the epicness of them lifting it. Otherwise, who the xxxx cares that two superhumans lifted a book. I can lift a book. You can lift a book. Big deal.

I'm not arguing that they wanted to make it a big feat

all I'm saying, and as you agree, comics don't necessarily make sense, and your own example shows that the writers didn't explicitly say the book had infinite mass. You can't make the leap from one to the other, because, comics don't make sense. There is no intrinsic logic to the universe that allows you to infer a conclusion from a set of observations like that.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
so what, it's a comic after all.

if you tried doing the math, you'd have to factor in ultraman getting tooled by superman, the same guy who would have to be half as physically powerful as he is (assuming the book was level). i guess superman and captain marvel didn't eat their wheaties that morning

Except that iirc, it wasn't stated that Superman couldn't lift it alone. Just because Billy lifted it too, doesn't mean that Superman couldn't do it by himself.

iirc Superman only asks Billy to help him before he even tries to lift it.

It has been a while since I read it though, so if I'm mistaken, then fair enough.

Book said infinite pages, not a big stretch to assume infinite weight. srug Superman Beyond was pretty insane to being with though.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Book said infinite pages, not a big stretch to assume infinite weight. srug Superman Beyond was pretty insane to being with though.

Iron-man vs Superman = Iron-man wins, because he's invincible.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Iron-man vs Superman = Iron-man wins, because he's invincible.
.........Don't be a durquanchi. ❌

Iron-man is invincible, I suggest you deal with it. 😇

Originally posted by -Pr-
Except that iirc, it wasn't stated that Superman couldn't lift it alone. Just because Billy lifted it too, doesn't mean that Superman couldn't do it by himself.

iirc Superman only asks Billy to help him before he even tries to lift it.

It has been a while since I read it though, so if I'm mistaken, then fair enough.

i guess, ultraman lifted it solo, but dwelling on these types of feats is pointless. superman has better lifting/strength feats that are more applicable to "normal" situations.

if the book is or is not infinite in mass, it doesn't change the fact that superman is one of the strongest beings in comics. i could personally forget it even happened.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
Book said infinite pages, not a big stretch to assume infinite weight.
sure, but then that same book is also the same size as an encyclopedia brittanica tome, with all of it's special qualities being due to magic.

kinda like oh idunno....the rock of eternity 🙂