Harry Potter vs Helms Deep

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Except you've no guarantee whatsoever that that'd work on The Balrog.

Wizards: "Imobulus..!!!"

*Balrog keeps coming*

Wizards: "Reducto!!"

*Balrog continues to stomp forth at them, raising his whip*

Wizards: "Protego!!"

*Balrogs whip cuts through the wizards , ripping their torsos in half and casting the charred remains across the fortress.*

Nah, Immobulus works on whatever it is cast on.

What's the Balrog made of again?

...in the Potterworld...against Potter world things..

Besides "pure win over the wizards" you mean...?
Hell 'n stuff.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
...in the Potterworld...against Potter world things..

Besides "pure win over the wizards" you mean...?
Hell 'n stuff.

It was smited upon the mountainside, by a uniquely, and appropriately ranked wizard (practitioner of real magic, not that HP shit), who was armed with exactly that which would be able to kill it..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It was smited upon the mountainside, by a uniquely, and appropriately ranked wizard (practitioner of real magic, not that HP shit), who was armed with exactly that which would be able to kill it..

Define "smited upon the mountainside."

Details on how this uber wizard killed it.

Do your own research. 🙂

If you dont know...just say.

But lets just say Harry has no chance of dragging him down to the underworld for it's destruction as Gandalf did, and lacks the experience in dealing with Balrog that Gandalf has....for starters.
Also even Gandalf died in the act of destroying Balrog..

Harry wouldn't stand a chance,

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Do your own research. 🙂

If you dont know...just say.

But lets just say Harry has no chance of dragging him down to the underworld for it's destruction as Gandalf did, and lacks the experience in dealing with Balrog that Gandalf has....for starters.
Also even Gandalf died in the act of destroying Balrog..

Harry wouldn't stand a chance,

So in this fight, there has to be an Underworld, right?

Fair enough.
You do that a lot about SW too.

That would be logical...but it was accessed at a location this fight is nowhere near.

I do that about SW for different reasons, babe. But hey, if it makes you feel better about yourself to question my SW knowledge, if it gives you sense of well being, if you get off puffing out your E chest, carry on.

Yeah, this scene:

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I remember quite well. Puh-leeeeeeez, Voldemort would rape that thing ten times over. Any number of spells would work on it.

Stop wasting my time with such nonsense.

The truth is always liberating...you're often way wrong about SW too, was the point of joinder. 🙂

😂 Laughable. You're the one asserting nonsense. You have no reason to believe that the Boy Wizard has the goods or the cajones to get the job done.

RJ, it was hurt when hitting Gandalf, cast down into a chasm, fought on a mountain, and hit repeatedly by lightning. On top of that, it took several sword hits right into its chest. That thing is made of Hellfire and Shadow. You cant turn it to ash.

Oh, and Immobulus? (or w/e) Yeah, lets see them use that while freaking out about that thing, or trying to find out what it is.

The instant and non verbal spell "Fecallus Pantsius" will be cast on Harry the second Balrog turns up.

I like how he ignored the fact that magic is totally ineffective against a large number of creatures in the HP verse....and Balrog trumps all of them.

It was note worthy indeed. Selective logic/observance is always the order of the day for RJ when his tears flow for the wizards.

Originally posted by Pwned
RJ, it was hurt when hitting Gandalf, cast down into a chasm, fought on a mountain, and hit repeatedly by lightning. On top of that, it took several sword hits right into its chest. That thing is made of Hellfire and Shadow. You cant turn it to ash.

Oh, and Immobulus? (or w/e) Yeah, lets see them use that while freaking out about that thing, or trying to find out what it is.

K and some HP spells cause much more damage than sword hits.

Freak out? Get real, dude. Voldemort and Dumbledore aren't gonna freak out.

Harry either. Dude faced down a Hungarian Horntail and a Basilisk and didn't flinch. He casts Immobulus, the Balrog can't move, simple as that.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The truth is always liberating...you're often way wrong about SW too, was the point of joinder. 🙂

😂 Laughable. You're the one asserting nonsense. You have no reason to believe that the Boy Wizard has the goods or the cajones to get the job done.

Boy wizard? It's the ****in' Voldemort and Dumbledore, duder.

Look at again at the thread title.
It said 'Harry Potter vs Helms deep.'

Read the OP, Mr. Weasley.

Ahhh well. It matters not, Susan...for they will still be Balrog fodder. 🙂

Actually they won't. Harry holds it still while Dumbledore and Voldemort tear it apart. Their screen feats dictate this. I can name them, but you already know them.

No amount of Potter Hate in the world can can change this.

Oh right in that scene they LAST fought a Balrog in?

😂 😂 😂

You have ZERO reason to think that HP magic will affect the Balrog, and no amount of elbow-and-wrist destroyingly-frantic masturbation will ever change that.

BTW I dont hate HP, actually... I just think its silly. 🙂