Harry Potter vs Helms Deep

Started by Rogue Jedi13 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Oh right in that scene they LAST fought a Balrog in?

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You have ZERO reason to think that HP magic will affect the Balrog, and no amount of elbow-and-wrist destroyingly-frantic masturbation will ever change that.

BTW I dont hate HP, actually... I just think its silly. 🙂

Harry fought a Hungarian Horntail, just as deadly an opponent. Also fought a Basilisk. He beat them both. LOL @ you thinking Voldemort and Dumbledore freaking out.

Why wouldn't HP magic affect it? I watched the vids of it and it showed no resistance to magic.

So? The Hungarian horntail and the Basilisk were not The Balrog.

Certain types of Magic....ones that Gandalf himself knew and wielded.

The Hungarian Horntail would eat the Balrog for lunch.

And that in no way proves that HP magic will have no affect on it. More of your "just cuz" bullshit.

You can't win this argument, dude, I've covered everything.

Doubt it. Especially since you admitted already that you dont know what a Balrog is.

The burden of proof is on you to show us that Harry's magic will work.

I already have. 🙂

I know what a Balrog is now. I knew before, I just didn't remember the name. Big ass slow moving behemoth on fire, child's play for Voldemort.

Considering that HP magic can control fire, can TK anything it wants, it looks highly likely that it will work on the Balrog.

No, you haven't. Not even close. Not even a dent. Not a scratch.

The wizards have no chance. Their pussy magic will help them not one iota....prove otherwise....

haermm I already have. Here, the fight between Gandalf and the Balsac:

YouTube video

Show me where it displays anything that would suggest that it is resistant to HP magic. As it fell, Gandalf (epic badass, no denying this), was hurting it with a SWORD. A SWORD. Most HP spells do more damage than a SWORD. Sectumsempra, for example. Reducto will tear it apart. Not to mention, not to MENTION, dude, that wizards can control fire, and they can TK the shit out of rock and earth.

So no, the pressure is on YOU, Champ.

So.....Dumbledore casts Immobulus on it, Voldemort destroys it.

Nope. No pressure on me....but its at crushing PSI levels on you though.

*Crack* their goes your skeleton...and the back of your argument.

You are ignorant as to the type of sword that that was.
IE One HP wizards would utterly lack.
Note also that the sword did not kill the beast after running it through on more that one occasion.
The Blarog was overcame by a list of things that the Potter squad would not be able to replicate.

Here.... these'll help you with those floods of tears and butthurt:

Now thats a big tissue box

he can wipe his tears and and arse.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. No pressure on me....but its at crushing PSI levels on you though.

*Crack* their goes your skeleton...and the back of your argument.

You are ignorant as to the type of sword that that was.
IE One HP wizards would utterly lack.
Note also that the sword did not kill the beast after running it through on more that one occasion.
The Blarog was overcame by a list of things that the Potter squad would not be able to replicate.

Here.... these'll help you with those floods of tears and butthurt:

Sure, and it's superior to this sword, how?

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Godric_Gryffindor%27s_Sword

Still haven't said where in the vid the Bal-Sac shows it would resist HP magic.

Oh wait, it didn't.

Yeah.......

So.....Immobulus to freeze it, Reducto reduces it to ashes. Prove me wrong. Show me where in the vid the Bal-Licker shows it would resist HP magic.

'Cause its made with elven magic.

That works on Balrogs.

🙂

Originally posted by Pwned
Actually, it isnt smoke, its Shadow.

If the fire grows, less shadow, shadow grows, less fire.

Water does nothing against them either.
Intagible? It breathes fire on them til they have to piss. Apparating? Envelopes the place in shadow so they cant see to apparate. They leave the arena=loss. Balrog>>>>Wizard.

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
'Cause its made with elven magic.

That works on Balrogs.

🙂

Goblin magic, elven magic, whatever.

Still waiting on where it showed it would have resistance to HP magic. Oh wait, it didn't.

It doesn't have to.

YOURE the one making the claim that HP magic will affect it... so YOU have to prove it. Simples.

Originally posted by Evilbigfoot
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👇 As the Balrog is trampling around in the vid below, you can hear it's feet smashing into the ground. It is literally shaking the foundation with each step. At 1:59, as it passes under the archway, it's back hits the underside of the archway and it crumbles. Also, as it tries to attack Gandalf, it's weight causes the bridge to collapse. Sure, Gandalf weakened it with his staff stabby thing, but the weight of the Balrog collapsed it.

YouTube video

What does this tell us? That it is solid, that it is much more than shadows. You can see it hitting the sides of the cave as Gandalf fell with it. You can see a splash in the water when it hits bottom. You can see the mountain crumbling as it falls after Gandalf finished it.

No. Mere smoke does not do this. It dissipates. The Balrog is a solid form. And since it is a solid form, it can be frozen via Immobulus, it can be reduced to pebbles via Reducto.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It doesn't have to.

YOURE the one making the claim that HP magic will affect it... so YOU have to prove it. Simples.

Just did.

Nope. Thats heavily disputed.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure, and it's superior to this sword, how?

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Godric_Gryffindor%27s_Sword

For one, Gandalf's blade doesn't look like some phaggy ornate piece of nonsense befit only in opening envelopes as that sword does.

Yeah that thing is a toothpick compared to Gandalf's mighty chopper.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Thats heavily disputed.
How so? You claim the Balrog is magic resistant, I'm asking for a scene where it displays this.

It's easy. Just tell me what part of the vid.