Lions versus Velociraptors

Originally posted by Robtard
Not as smart as the velociraptors who used decoy-tactics to outsmart their 'great white hunter' (unlike the lions) and you know, figured out how doors work. That's pretty smart.

Here I come to shit on your parade.

Lions use decoy tactics as well as Leopards.

Additionally, house cats and dogs can open doors. As far as tricks go, you can train a Lion to do far more complex tasks than opening doors.

YouTube video

I still think the Raptors take it because they are actually warm blooded and are far more equipped for a fight (meaning, they could fight for a while longer than most lizards.)

Originally posted by dadudemon
Here I come to shit on your parade.

Lions use decoy tactics as well as Leopards.

Additionally, house cats and dogs can open doors. As far as tricks go, you can train a Lion to do far more complex tasks than opening doors.

Sure, but raptors learned how to open doors by themselves. And they figured out how to do it within hours of escaping as well.

Originally posted by ares834
Sure, but raptors learned how to open doors by themselves. And they figured out how to do it within hours of escaping as well.

They had her and her brother trapped, dude, and they STILL got burned.

These aren't just a coupla lions. They are killing machines, 100% in sync with each other. They are stronger, just as quick, and have better stealth. A lion's bite is 600 to 1000 pounds per square inch.

Lions rape here.

Yep. She really manged to pwn them hard with her computer. Those foolish raptors were unable to hack the system's mainframe and prevent her from locking those doors. But those Lions... I tell ya! They would have hacked the damn system before they even bothered attacking the children. In fact there brain power puts Stephen Hawking to shame!

Let's compare the "traps" set by them.

The Lions, well, in th more vid I posted, that trap was gold, man. One Lion was like "Dude, here come the humans!!! K you go over here, munch on this native, I'm gonna CLIMB THIS BUILDING, wait for them to focus on you, and when they do, pounce!!!"

Far superior to the Raptors trap. Much more thought put into it.

What's all this talk about computer systems? This fights outside, in the Lion's backyard, dude. Sure, if the fight took place in a building with doors and shit, advantage. That's not the case here. The Lions worked together better as a team. They are stronger. They are just as quick. They have claws too. One bite to the neck and the Raptor is done.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
[B]Let's compare the "traps" set by them.

The Lions, well, in th more vid I posted, that trap was gold, man. One Lion was like "Dude, here come the humans!!! K you go over here, munch on this native, I'm gonna CLIMB THIS BUILDING, wait for them to focus on you, and when they do, pounce!!!"

Far superior to the Raptors trap. Much more thought put into it.

Ya, that trap is pure gold. I mean the raptors never did the same th... Oh wait a second! They did do the exact same thing in JP. Not to mention their far more sophisticated trap in JP3 which involved badly injuring a man so the other humans would try to help him out.

What's all this talk about computer systems? This fights outside, in the Lion's backyard, dude. Sure, if the fight took place in a building with doors and shit, advantage. That's not the case here.

It's based on your so called "pwnge" by the girl.

They are just as quick.

Lol. Cheetah speed > Lion speed.

Originally posted by ares834
Ya, that trap is pure gold. I mean the raptors never did the same th... Oh wait a second! They did do the exact same thing in JP. Not to mention their far more sophisticated trap in JP3 which involved badly injuring a man so the other humans would try to help him out.

It's based on your so called "pwnge" by the girl.

Lol. Cheetah speed > Lion speed.

That's not more impressive than the Lions trap, dude. The Lions were also able to sense traps.

Well, she did.

Combat speed. The Raptors have long ass necks, easy targets for the Lions.

This whole thread is fail

but oh Rogue Jedi is set in his ways.

✅

Mm, I meant to say Robert Muldoon, not Roger. I was thinking of the historical figure. 😆

Anyway, Lions win.

Although more realistically, if the raptors pounced the lions, the lions would still kill the raptors as they died.

Ever play with a cat by poking it's belly with your fingers? They usually rear their head back instantly and bite.

Imagine two knife-sized canines, sinking into a raptors skull.

Either lions win, or all four animals die.

If those raptors attack by jumping on the lion's back with their teeth and of course those claws, that Lions're getting opened up.

Even if the raptor is on it's back, withthe Lion on top, that Raptor should still shred Lenny and his friend.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
If those raptors attack by jumping on the lion's back with their teeth and of course those claws, that Lions're getting opened up.

Even if the raptor is on it's back, withthe Lion on top, that Raptor should still shred Lenny and his friend.

Maybe. Lions are heavy as hell, though.

I don't disagree the lions would die at all.

I'm saying that the raptors would also die in the process.😉

Originally posted by Kazenji
This whole thread is fail

but oh Rogue Jedi is set in his ways.

Let's do a body count.....How many did the Raptors kill in all 3 Jurassic Park movies? Because you know, the Lions had killed more than 100 in ONE movie. 100 Natives who were familiar with the land, dude. Not some geek scientists, kids or chain smoking black men.

/Thread.

Raptors wins. And little kids in Spielberg's movies are herald level, of course they'll pwn anything 😂

😖hifty:

100, dude.

WOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHH

my Fail meter is going off its chart.

Originally posted by Kazenji
WOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHH

my Fail meter is going off its chart.

Superior screen feats= Win. The Lions have superior screen feats. Hell, there were only 6 people total killed in JP3.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
😖hifty:

100, dude.

Yeah, but the lions were hunting natives for years, living in the same land with them. Raptors were isolated and had little time to "interact" with humans, most of them armed with modern weaponry btw, not with sticks, sandals, bananas what whatever objects the natives may have had at hand on their day-to-day activities 😕

Originally posted by MetalIsDead
Yeah, but the lions were hunting natives [b]for years, living in the same land with them. Raptors were isolated and had little time to "interact" with humans, [/b]

And in the movie alone, the Lions kill far more than the Raptors killed. It's not even close.

most of them armed with modern weaponry btw, not with sticks, sandals, bananas what whatever objects the natives may have had at hand on their day-to-day activities 😕

FF to 2:06:

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"Including the workers I've lost, how many do you think they've killed?"

"100, maybe more."

He didn't imply that it had been years either 😄

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lion's mouth easily wraps around Raptor neck, muscle flex, snap.

You forgot the part where the wicked sharp inches long claw digs into the back of the Lion's neck.

Oh, and two raptors took down one T. Rex. They opened doors, cupboards, jumped suddenly and swiftly and... deadly.

You remember the beginning of JP? When the archaologist was like "T.Rex, Shmee Rex, but what about those RAPTORS?"

Lions are neither the fastest big cat nor the bravest. The males leave all the dirty work to the females. They wouldn't even know what to do with a raptor.