Lions versus Velociraptors

Started by Zack Fair7 pages

Those guys were kind of moronic too. Although it makes me wonder if the raptors managed to kill them before they could even scream. I mean if that was me I'd scream like the biggest pussy ever and shout profanity while I was being eaten alive.

Watch this scene:

YouTube video

The hunters set a trap for the Lions. The Lions approached the trap, somehow sensed it was a trap, so they proceeded to the hospital.

Also, once at the hospital, they managed to sneak inside amongst 30ish men. Then they knew just which pole to collapse and which rope to pull to take down the tent.

But yeah, they're stupid.

Now, let's talk strength.

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When the Lion enters the trap, look at how it shakes the steel barrier loose from it's foundations. Coupla more hits and it would have fallen.

One more thing, FF to 3:45

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The Lion climbed a tree. It literally climbed 30 feet up a tree. So, Lions climb a tree, wait for the raptors to near, then pounce on them. Game over. Also, check out the stealth, the Lions snuck in amongst two hunters who were actively searching for them. They snuck in over probably 100 feet of open ground, then amongst the bridge, and the hunters never saw them.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Like I said, they used the grass as cover. They try that shit on the lions and the lions will sense their presence far in advance.

I see, so the Raptor's skill at stalking will fail; the lions will just sense them. But the lion's stalking will succeed; the raptors will fail at sensing them. Just cos, eh.

Just stop. Raptors are better stalkers. They're sneaking up and talking out hunters hunting them, not sleeping porters and workmen in a camp.

Absolutely.

BTW... there were actually NINE raptors in Jurassic park.......
(Something the queen of downplay has forgotten to mention... 🙄 )

Increasing the stompage to an absolutely rh-hh-hhiiii--diculous degree.

At the start of the movie, there were eight.... then "The Big one" gets added to the paddock and kills the others eventually leaving the two we see later on..... 🙂

Nine raptors Vs two lions (When it looks like two Raptors can get the job done, anyways) = Its definitely all over.

These Raptors also for the win, also:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Nine raptors Vs two lions (When it looks like two Raptors can get the job done, anyways) = Its definitely all over.
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He made it a 2 on 2, it's already a stomp for the raptors as even numbrs. 9 would just be spite.

Spite? Overkill certainly..... 😛

These lions may very well be torn to pieces by "The big one" by itself, if its big and ferocious enough to have decimated the other raptors...

It certainly doesn't look good for Lennie:

"Hello? Protologists?!?? Ahhh...Good morning... Can I please book an appointment to get these Raptor's out of my lions' arse, please?"

i've basically read this whole thread and i laughed a whole lot, been years since i've seen both films, but rob, sadako and others are correct to say the the raptors win

Originally posted by Robtard
I see, so the Raptor's skill at stalking will fail; the lions will just sense them. But the lion's stalking will succeed; the raptors will fail at sensing them. Just cos, eh.

Just stop. Raptors are better stalkers. They're sneaking up and talking out hunters hunting them, not sleeping porters and workmen in a camp.

Watch Ghost and the Darkness. It's a good flick. Not once are the lions pwned by a little girl. Wait, TWICE by two different little girls.

Just like not once are the raptors shown climbing 30 feet up a tree.

And lulz you ignored all this:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Watch this scene:

YouTube video

The hunters set a trap for the Lions. The Lions approached the trap, somehow sensed it was a trap, so they proceeded to the hospital.

Also, once at the hospital, they managed to sneak inside amongst 30ish men. Then they knew just which pole to collapse and which rope to pull to take down the tent.

But yeah, they're stupid.

Now, let's talk strength.

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When the Lion enters the trap, look at how it shakes the steel barrier loose from it's foundations. Coupla more hits and it would have fallen.

One more thing, FF to 3:45

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The Lion climbed a tree. It literally climbed 30 feet up a tree. So, Lions climb a tree, wait for the raptors to near, then pounce on them. Game over. Also, check out the stealth, the Lions snuck in amongst two hunters who were actively searching for them. They snuck in over probably 100 feet of open ground, then amongst the bridge, and the hunters never saw them.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Watch Ghost and the Darkness. It's a good flick. Not once are the lions pwned by a little girl. Wait, TWICE by two different little girls.

Just like not once are the raptors shown climbing 30 feet up a tree.

And lulz you ignored all this:

I've seen the film.

I didn't ignore it, you're just buried yourself to deep in your nonsense argument to see that you're wrong. It's another on of these threads, oh well.

*farts*

Originally posted by Robtard
I've seen the film.

I didn't ignore it, you're just buried yourself to deep in your nonsense argument to see that you're wrong. It's another on of these threads, oh well.

*farts*

You asked for proof of their intelligence, I gave. You asked for proof of their stealth, I gave. Same for strength.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You asked for proof of their intelligence, I gave. You asked for proof of their stealth, I gave. Same for strength.

Which isn't as smart ad the raptors.

Never denied the lions didn't have stealth, but it isn't the same as the raptors picking off hunter grouped together.

Never denied the lions didn't have power, they're lions. I said how do you now they're stronger than fictional creatures.

*farts*

Originally posted by Robtard
Which isn't as smart ad the raptors.

Never denied the lions didn't have stealth, but it isn't the same as the raptors picking off hunter grouped together.

Never denied the lions didn't have power, they're lions. I said how do you now they're stronger than fictional creatures.

*farts*

"They're lions."

There it is. They're "just lions." haermm Right?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
"They're lions."

There it is. They're "just lions." haermm Right?

They are in fact lions, RJ.

No, you're adding words/meaning. So what I said.

Originally posted by Robtard
They are in fact lions, RJ.

No, you're adding words/meaning. So what I said.

They're not just lions, dude. Only an idiot would make that claim, and the Robtard I know and love is no idiot.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They're not just lions, dude. Only an idiot would make that claim, and the Robtard I know and love is no idiot.

Originally posted by Robtard
They are in fact lions, RJ.

No, you're adding words/meaning. So what I said.

Good, glad we agree on that.

Robtards right: They're just lions....full stop.

Dead lions at that. 🙂

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Watch this scene:

YouTube video

The hunters set a trap for the Lions. The Lions approached the trap, somehow sensed it was a trap, so they proceeded to the hospital.

Also, once at the hospital, they managed to sneak inside amongst 30ish men. Then they knew just which pole to collapse and which rope to pull to take down the tent.

But yeah, they're stupid.

Now, let's talk strength.

a1Pg4GsN6jA&feature=related

When the Lion enters the trap, look at how it shakes the steel barrier loose from it's foundations. Coupla more hits and it would have fallen.

One more thing, FF to 3:45

mhTXV96rQ1o&feature=related

The Lion climbed a tree. It literally climbed 30 feet up a tree. So, Lions climb a tree, wait for the raptors to near, then pounce on them. Game over. Also, check out the stealth, the Lions snuck in amongst two hunters who were actively searching for them. They snuck in over probably 100 feet of open ground, then amongst the bridge, and the hunters never saw them.

Looks to me like the lions approached the trap, "sensed" they were being shot at, and then proceeded to the hospital.

And yeah, they snuck inside a hospital with 30-ish SLEEPING men.

Also, the only reason the lion attacked the pole was because one man was climbing it to escape the lion.

Velocipwned.

Originally posted by thanos-prime
Looks to me like the lions approached the trap, "sensed" they were being shot at, and then proceeded to the hospital.
Well yeah, they were skittish at first, scoped it out, then when the shots were fired, they went to the hospital.

And yeah, they snuck inside a hospital with 30-ish SLEEPING men.
There were also several men milling about, tending to them.

Also, the only reason the lion attacked the pole was because one man was climbing it to escape the lion.
Watch closer. You're right, BUT, as the first lion clawed at the pole, the second grabbed a rope attached to it and pulled.

Also, in their first trap, the lion feasting on the native literally called out to the second lion when it was time to pounce.

Not exactly dumb animals, you know? If they were confronted with a damn T Rex, they'd be smart enough to retreat, not take it on. Idiot move by the raptors.