PISless Superman vs PISless Martian Manhunter

Started by Philosophía6 pages

Originally posted by Martian_mind
It's amusing how much those scans fail to prove Jonn can't affect Superman's mind.
I never said 'can't affect'. But there won't be any noticeable effect in a battle, when Superman displays better telepathic resistance in two conclusive examples (Hammond and Despero), and J'onn trying to do just a gentle probe has him spasming "H'ronmeer...!" like a little bitch on the floor.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
So Superman can hide himself from a worldwide scan? Means dick all as it's a completely different ballgame when Jonn and he are one on one
😂 Hypocrisy ftw. You say that this isn't relevant since it hasn't taken place in a battle, but then bring up Final Crisis, where Superman was minding his own bussiness and got blasted out of the sky.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Just to let you know, that scan means that the mindraping of the entire villian community and the punking of Firestorm was the work of Jonn, not fernus.
Man, him mind-raping a gang of unsuspecting villains and then sucker-attacking Firestorm is really something you should be proud of, as pertaining to a battle with Superman.

That's almost as good as the entire community of heroes, J'onn included, telepathically controlled by Hammond, only Superman being completely unaffected, going where the pull is even more powerfull and then dismantling it while, still, unaffected.

http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx28/PhilosophiaKMC/hammondtelepathy1.jpg
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx28/PhilosophiaKMC/hammondtelepathy2.jpg

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😂

I was joking, you see. They're not even close in relevance.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Which means that this incident, which is followed by Superman getting pissy at Jonn for reading his mind
A showing where an unsuspecting Superman has his mind read by J'onn? Unfathomable. I guess this will greatly help him in battle.

"And now, Superman is thinking of punching my hands off. And he does. By H'ronmeer's cock, he is picking my hands and bashing my head with them. What's he doing? Where does that leg of mine go? No! NOO!!".

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Jonn was constantly mindraping Prometheus at the time as well.
Are you suggesting that keeping a weakened, beaten human Prometheus mind on a loop takes some kind of huge part of his concentration or power? 😂

Martian_Mind, I have to say, you're shitting on J'onn's formidability more than I'd want you to.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
The Despero showing is idiotic. Superman is last standing because he fought Despero last, simple as that. If you reread the comic you will find that every possession goes panel of Despero looking at victim, followed by panel of victim conquered by Despero. Superman never hits stage 2 because someone else always saves his spandex covered ass.
Lawlz @ the bullshit. Superman never hit stage two because he has a formidable mind, like Despero even points out. And it's not for the lack of trying, on the part of Despero. Meanwhile, J'onn went down like a horse thief, eventough he had another telepath helping him, Aquaman.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
Hammond means dick all too as well.
Supreme rebuttal!

Originally posted by Martian_mind
In Brynes run on JLA Superman is left as a telepathic slave to a girl that both Batman and Jonn resist.
You mean the same arc where Wonder Woman was said to be equal in 'raw' power to Superman? Where Superman saw a little girl, and he had no ideea he was in a fight with her? Where John, Batman were portrayed as having more willpower than him? Where even Faith was said to have been able to resist it? John Byrne? Bitch, please. Besides, it's not like J'onn was so formidable against her, no?


J'onn is terrible at this. 😂

Originally posted by Martian_mind
I'll gladly eat a dick
Finally, something that is in accordance with reality.

Also, stop with the oversized images.

ok? 🙂

Since we started, let's continue having some fun, at J'onn's expense.

Lmao, Stewart treats him like a little kid, who should stay in the bubble to not get hurt as the grown ups are fighting.

Superman?
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx28/PhilosophiaKMC/supesjohnshield1.jpg
http://i738.photobucket.com/albums/xx28/PhilosophiaKMC/supesjohnshield2.jpg

Tomorrow: J'onn vs Preus. J'onn vs Breach. Why is J'onn also known as the boxing bag and more, revealed!

Just kidding, they will be posted now. Just the way Martian Mind likes them, with big, image sized pages.

crylaugh Some Superman wannabe beats his ass with the equivalent of Heat Vision in a few moves.

Why was his heat vision/ocular blast purple?

J'onn against goes down like hero #37 fighting Darkseid, only for Superman to save him.

"I am...coalescing" crylaugh

It's no wonder Superman gives him "It's okay, J'onn, you're the best from the league!" type of talk, otherwise he'd break down and cry from how terrible of a hero he is, lulz.

Lmao.

Poor John. Who has the Superman Blue/Angel and Doomsday Rex/Martian Manhunter scans? The nails in the coffin imo.

Sorry MM. Philo is still an insufferable butt pirate though.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Who has the Superman Blue/Angel and Doomsday Rex/Martian Manhunter scans?

The Doomsday one I posted on the other page.

Superman is such a self righteous dick.

Originally posted by Mindset
Superman is such a self righteous dick.
Finally a reasonable post here.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Lmao.

Sorry MM. Philo is still an insufferable butt pirate though.

I'm just having some fun giving Martian Mind an aneurysm, since none of those showings matter any longer, and he'll no doubt get respect in the upcoming Stormwatch series.

Philo and MM should BZ this.

Though I don't know how much there's left to talk about.

Why is MM fapping off DD?

Originally posted by Mindset
Why is MM fapping off DD?
He's trying to buy time until Superman comes in to save him.

Originally posted by Martian_mind
I can think of three examples of the top of my head when Jonn has messed with Supes head with no visible effort.
I'd like to see the scans of that.

EDIT: The 2 you only mentioned.

You also realize that Clark lets J'onn into his mind because, you know, they're team-mates- and communicate telepathically with eachother right? Him scanning a couple of surface thoughts is vastly different than Clark actively resisting him.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
I'd like to see the scans of that.

EDIT: The 2 you only mentioned.

The Final Crisis and White Martian ones?

Originally posted by Philosophía
The Final Crisis and White Martian ones?
Yeah unless you already posted them and I just missed them. I can't recall MM going into Supes mind in the white martian story and I haven't finished FC.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Yeah unless you already posted them and I just missed them. I can't recall MM going into Supes mind in the white martian story and I haven't finished FC.
In Final Crisis, when J'onn dies, he sends his 'history' to his colleagues, and they transcribe it after they fall asleep. It wasn't an attack or anything like that, just him sending his memories to his friends.

(I posted all the sequence because it's quite awesome)

In the second White Martians story, he didn't 'wipe Superman's mind' so much that he blocked the discussed information of their plan that could only be accessed at a later point in time, when it was relevant so that the other martians wouldn't know of their plan (J'onn engages the Martians with the illusions of the JLA being there, while they're actually pulling the moon in the Earth's atmosphere in order to weaken the martians from the fire, as I'm sure you remember)

MMind has a tendency to exagerate feats.

Isnt Superman Blue more powerful than your average Superman?

Thanks for the scans.

I agree that the death was pretty awesome and had substance and not just another "hey look he's dead" moment.

That White martian scan invalidates all of Philo's fanboyish rant, so I'm content.