Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

Started by Lestov16112 pages
Originally posted by quanchi112
Points to Zan's fight. Points to McClane's fights. Chuckles.

Points to Zan's durability (he got hit in the face, boo-hoo). Points to McClane's durability. Chuckles

Points to Zan's opponent. Points to McClane's opponents. Chuckles

Thats the proof which proves McClane pwn a ninja chick to death, and that Mcclane is way better at fighting than Van Zan....
That won't help you form a defence for your position.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Points to Zan's durability (he got hit in the face, boo-hoo). Points to McClane's durability. Chuckles

Points to Zan's opponent. Points to McClane's opponent[b]s. Chuckles [/B]

I am luahging too since a woman disarmed and crushed McClane until she turned her back.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Thats the proof which proves McClane pwn a ninja chick to death, and that Mcclane is way better at fighting than Van Zan....
That won't help you form a defence for your position.
Key point AFTER she TURNS around.

So what? She ambushed him too.

Besides 'never turn your back on an opponent' is pretty basic stuff.
Fatally ignored.

'Never try to kill Mcclane, leaving him alive lest ye get your shit messed up.' - Jesus, The Bible

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So what? She ambushed him too.

Besides 'never turn your back on an opponent' is pretty basic stuff.
Fatally ignored.

'Never try to kill Mcclane, leaving him alive lest ye get your shit messed up.' - Jesus, The Bible

She looked right into his scared little eyes and disarmed him. He had a gun on a woman because he needs one. Pretty pathetic.

'His scared little eyes' lol
Your frivolous festive fanwanking is convincing nobody who is aware of the answers to the following questions:

Who was KO'd that fight?
Ninja chick.

Who was brutally murdered that fight?
Oh....Ninja chick again.

Who was the one whom failed to kill their opponent?
Ninja Chick.

Who was the one who lost in ever sense of the word in that fight?
Ninja Chick.

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Who won the fisticuffs by KO?
McClane.

Who walked away from the fight alive...? McClane or Ninjachick?
McClane.

Who won in the fight to the death...Ninja Chick or McClane?
Oh thats right. McClane.

Obvious win for McClane and thats why what you say is ridiculous.

Is your rant over ? McClane ko'd her because she Mcturned around.

Quit ignoring the McContext.

He said, "enough of this kung fu shit", which should have given her enough of time to react, but he was too fast charging her, and once he had her pinned, it was wrap for her

Originally posted by Lestov16
He said, "enough of this kung fu shit", which should have given her enough of time to react, but he was too fast charging her, and once he had her pinned, it was wrap for her
He ripper her hair out due to her not paying attention to him. Zan wins, 10/10.

I just wanted to stop in and say, congratulations on the 528 posts on this ridiculous thread that should've stopped in as long as it takes to say "Yippee kai yay..." Well, you know the rest.

Actually, this makes 529.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Is your rant over ? McClane ko'd her because she Mcturned around.

Quit ignoring the McContext.

Depends. Have you stopped with the 'ineffective background character who was killed 1st time out, after failing to beat any humans, is king' nonsense then?

Well that'll teach her then. McClane won.

You crying on that girls behalf on her behalf will help not help one bit.

Contextually speaking as well as literally; she loses and lost.

Just as Ninja Chick did.

🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Depends. Have you stopped with the 'ineffective background character who was killed 1st time out, after failing to beat any humans, is king' nonsense then?

Well that'll teach her then. McClane won.

You crying on that girls behalf on her behalf will help not help one bit.

Contextually speaking as well as literally; she loses and lost.

Just as Ninja Chick did.

🙂

Zan wasn't there to kill humans he was there to kill dragons. I wish you'd get that the movie people wanted to sink in.

Sigh of all sighs.

She lost because she turned around and McClane ripped out her hair.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He ripper her hair out due to her not paying attention to him. Zan wins, 10/10.

which shows his opportunistic resourcefulness that constantly saves his ass. He wins the fights he goes in, somehow. You say it's luck, I say it's a resourceful ability to be able to find the most efficient tactical advantage

Originally posted by Lestov16
which shows his opportunistic resourcefulness that constantly saves his ass. He wins the fights he goes in, somehow. You say it's luck, I say it's a resourceful ability to be able to find the most efficient tactical advantage
Because he's the star of the movie. We don't argue in the comic forum and say the hero wins because in his book he does. That's horrible logic. It's like saying Harry Potter is better than Voldemort because he survived. It's moronic.

Which is almost as moronic as claiming that McClane only wins because he is the star.

In every movie since Psycho, (and then Alien3 and others) that is a totally dead argument.
Willis dies on screen when his character is beat.
Sixth Sense and Armageddon for example.

McClane wins because he survives and fights his way through, killing bad guys along the way and is very good at it.

What?.....this nonsense is still going on.

That was my reaction too.

McClane wins obviously. Van Zan's only notable feat is getting omnomnom by a dragon.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Which is almost as moronic as claiming that McClane only wins because he is the star.

In every movie since Psycho, (and then Alien3 and others) that is a totally dead argument.
Willis dies on screen when his character is beat.
Sixth Sense and Armageddon for example.

McClane wins because he survives and fights his way through, killing bad guys along the way and is very good at it.

He wins but not through just whipping ass but through moments of finding a gun here or the enemy turning their back there. You want to ignore the context but have already admitted he is lucky.

Zan no sells punches while McClane gets beaten up by women.

That was no ordinary woman. She was a fricken ninja *****.

She would've owned Zan with equal efficiency.