Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

Started by Lestov16112 pages

You argue with blatant screenfeats though

Originally posted by Lestov16
You argue with blatant screenfeats though
Looks like somebody missed me. Robtard pmed me a white flag. He said Zan wins. It's over.

I'm flattered you're still thinking of me. But lying just won't do.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan wins

Not with his proven sissy slaps, he doesn't

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, Zan would wreck her. He laughed off men's punches while McClane was disarmed and then watched helplessly has she took his pride.

She withstood getting hit by a moving truck that was smashing through walls.

Van Zan couldn't even give a malnourished guy a bloody nose.......

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm flattered you're still thinking of me. But lying just won't do.
So you're denying that pm ? Lucky for you I deleted it but we both know you lost.
Originally posted by Lestov16
Not with his proven sissy slaps, he doesn't
McClane gets worked by women while Zan beats down alpha males.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So you're denying that pm ? Lucky for you I deleted it but we both know you lost.

Yep. Sure 😂

Originally posted by quanchi112
McClane gets worked by women

Women who tank being hit by trucks and that would easily WTFpwn Van Zan

Originally posted by quanchi112
while Zan beats down alpha males.

Again, Quinn was not an Alpha Male and he wasn't beaten down, so you are wrong on both points

McClane kills Van Zan's Dragon-feces ass

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yep. Sure 😂

Women who tank being hit by trucks and that would easily WTFpwn Van Zan

Again, Quinn was not an Alpha Male and he wasn't beaten down, so you are wrong on both points

McClane kills Van Zan's Dragon-feces ass

Would I lie ?

Zan wouldn't even feel her punches. If he was blind he'd think a child was attacking him.

Quinn was the alpha male of that group. You're wrong. Admit to being wrong like robtard.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yep. Sure 😂

Guy is obsessed over me. It's adorable. He just changed his Avatar and sig from TB cos I'm tearing it apart with facts on how shitty the writing has become. I say something; he reacts, I LoL.

Originally posted by Robtard
Guy is obsessed over me. It's adorable. He just changed hi Avatar and sig from TB, cos I'm tearing it apart with facts on how shitty the writing has become.
I haven't been here for months yet I am obsessed with you. Quit being weird bro.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I haven't been here for months yet I am obsessed with you. Quit being weird bro.

Lies just won't do, pally.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Would I lie ?

Well you are not very good at discerning blatant facts, so....

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan wouldn't even feel her punches. If he was blind he'd think a child was attacking him.

I'm sure he'll have those hallucinations and many more after she punches him unconscious

Originally posted by quanchi112
Quinn was the alpha male of that group.

And a weak, malnourished one at that, so again, the fact that Van Zan couldn't even give him a bloody nose with five punches to the face tells a lot about how weak he is

Originally posted by quanchi112
You're wrong.

That title goes to you my friend

Originally posted by quanchi112
Admit to being wrong like robtard.

He's been wrong in other threads, but he's 100% correct in this one. Van Zan dies by McClane's hand. Accept this

Originally posted by Robtard
Guy is obsessed over me. It's adorable.

That's what the protagonist of Swimfan said.....

Originally posted by Robtard
At his mercy from getting hit another ten times and suffering a second small cut on his lip and/or small bruise. Oh mercy.

Van Zane headbutts pack the force of his punches, which is not much.

McClane is an unbreakable punching bag that punches back and ends up killing you.

FFS, this midget with a Jew-Fro was more impressive at facing a dragon than Van Zan.

Come back when you have a proper argument/opponent for McClane.

McClane uses guns and the script to survive. He gets beat up by everyone. This isn't Die Hard so he dies. Zan took on dragons not pesky humans.
Originally posted by Placidity
McClane debates are always pointless Quanchi.
Robtard knows McClane loses.

Whoa, weirdo. You responded to that with wrongness close to a year ago and you're responding to it again with more wrongness now.

Originally posted by Robtard
Whoa, weirdo. You responded to that with wrongness close to a year ago and you're responding to it again with more wrongness now.
My argument is sound while you admitted McClane is McLucky. Luck doesn't exist in kmc.

Originally posted by quanchi112
McClane uses guns and the script to survive. He gets beat up by everyone.

I can guarantee you every person whose beaten up McClane doesn't require 5 punches to the face just to get a bloody nose

Originally posted by quanchi112
This isn't Die Hard so he dies.

I'd say "This isn't Reign of Fire, so Van Zan dies", but well.....😆

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan took on dragons not pesky humans.

Um, no. Van Zan (and his entire team) struggled to harpoon dragons. Van Zan's only attempt to go man-e-mano with a dragon ended with him in that dragon's digestive tract

Originally posted by quanchi112
Robtard knows McClane loses.

Not to this chump

Originally posted by quanchi112
My argument is sound while you admitted McClane is McLucky. Luck doesn't exist in kmc.

Did you not have your juice today?

Originally posted by quanchi112
My argument is sound

😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Lestov16
I can guarantee you every person whose beaten up McClane doesn't require 5 punches to the face just to get a bloody nose

I'd say "This isn't Reign of Fire, so Van Zan dies", but well.....😆

Um, no. Van Zan (and his entire team) struggled to harpoon dragons. Van Zan's only attempt to go man-e-mano with a dragon ended with him in that dragon's digestive tract

Not to this chump

Zan was winning the fight. He wasn't even really pressed by Quinn in the slightest.

Zan died for the cause. McClane is too selfish to give his life for something other than himself. The guy couldn't even keep his wife happy.

Robbie has admitted defeat. Do the same.

Originally posted by Robtard
Did you not have your juice today?
I had my creatine. Twice today.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I had my creatine. Twice today.

Creatine's for chumps.