Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

Originally posted by the ninjak
That was no ordinary woman. She was a fricken ninja *****.

She would've owned Zan with equal efficiency.

🙄 'Barely dented it', you mean... after he bested her in combat, then was forced to kill her...

Originally posted by quanchi112
He wins but not through just whipping ass but through moments of finding a gun here or the enemy turning their back there. You want to ignore the context but have already admitted he is lucky.

Zan no sells punches while McClane gets beaten up by women.

Im comfortable with that combination.
That winning combination...
Even with all the guns in the world Zan loses.

Zan telegraphs punches and gets served and anally McViolated.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Because he's the star of the movie. We don't argue in the comic forum and say the hero wins because in his book he does. That's horrible logic. It's like saying Harry Potter is better than Voldemort because he survived. It's moronic.

What a pathetic loser he is, bumping this thread because he feels inadequate.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
🙄 'Barely dented it', you mean... after he bested her in combat, then was forced to kill her...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Im comfortable with that combination.
That winning combination...
Even with all the guns in the world Zan loses.

Zan telegraphs punches and gets served and anally McViolated.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Look at this guy.

What a pathetic loser he is, bumping this thread because he feels inadequate.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He was manhandled until she turned around. It takes a "real" man to hit a woman after she turns around.

I said McClane wins in his own movies due to this not this thread.

I am the undisputed king of kmc.

Yes... it does. 😛

This thread IS one his movies. 😉

And yes you may yet be one of them.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am the undisputed king of kmc.

The King of Fools, perhaps.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes... it does. 😛

This thread IS one his movies. 😉

And yes you may yet be one of them.

Originally posted by NemeBro
The King of Fools, perhaps.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Look McClane would follow his lead I have always known that he'd try but if Zan saw no purpose for him he'd smite him.

Smiting can really stick it in and break it off/poop in your day's cocopops, can't it.

(BTW I'm not sure what you mean entirely about leads, but if anything McClane definitely leads on bad guys defeated, movies survived and beers consumed.) 😛

Van Zan was smote by the dragon.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Smiting can really stick it in and break it off/poop in your day's cocopops, can't it.

Screenfeats.

I think you're thinking more of Mola Ramm.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Screenfeats.

I think you're thinking more of Mola Ramm.

Yeah but he beat her though.

I know it wasn't impressive, but he did win.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah but he beat her though.

I know it wasn't impressive, but he did win.

Yeah but I think its still unlikely that Van Zan can beat McClane though.

But still Im done arguing, man.
If you believe Van Zan wins, for you he wins and fair play to ya.
Peace. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yeah but I think its still unlikely that Van Zan can beat McClane though.

But still Im done arguing, man.
If you believe Van Zan wins, for you he wins and fair play to ya.
Peace. 🙂

I knew you'd eventually concede.

Yo das sexist.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Yo das sexist.