Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan was winning the fight. He wasn't even really pressed by Quinn in the slightest.

Given how vigorous Quinn was afterwards (he needed 3 people to hold him back), I'd say Quinn wasn't really pressed by Van Zan either

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan died for the cause.

So what?

Originally posted by quanchi112
McClane is too selfish to give his life for something other than himself. The guy couldn't even keep his wife happy.

Pretty sure Holly gave McClane a better blowjob than Van Zan has ever received in his lifetime

Originally posted by quanchi112
Robbie has admitted defeat. Do the same.

Can I see this proof of Robtard admitting defeat? Because otherwise, it sounds like you are making up bullshit

Originally posted by quanchi112
I had my creatine. Twice today.

and you drunk it down with a nice glass of Van Zan's body sweat 😂

I think intimidating Batman should count for something. Then again, McClane beat up Severus Snape.

Close match, imo... but at the end of the day, McClane survived a divorce, so on-panel evidence of one surviving a dragon whilst the other couldn't.

McClane wins 51/100.

Originally posted by Robtard
Creatine's for chumps.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Given how vigorous Quinn was afterwards (he needed 3 people to hold him back), I'd say Quinn wasn't really pressed by Van Zan either

So what?

Pretty sure Holly gave McClane a better blowjob than Van Zan has ever received in his lifetime

Can I see this proof of Robtard admitting defeat? Because otherwise, it sounds like you are making up bullshit

and you drunk it down with a nice glass of Van Zan's body sweat 😂

That's called heroism.

She still left him. Zan didn't have time for women because he was all about the cause.

Zan is dead. Respect the dead. How dare you speak of him in such a disrespectful manner.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Looks like somebody missed me. Robtard pmed me a white flag. He said Zan wins. It's over.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Quinn woulda died had they not pulled the Zanster off him.

There is nothing to validate that statement at all, especially considering Zan, with his sissy hits, couldn't keep Quinn down with 5 punches to the face and a headbutt

Originally posted by quanchi112
That's called heroism.

That's called "Dragon Lunch" 😂

Originally posted by quanchi112
She still left him. Zan didn't have time for women because he was all about the cause.

AKA he had a small penis, and was too embarrassed to show it to anybody

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan is dead. Respect the dead. How dare you speak of him in such a disrespectful manner.

Zan will be fine. I'm sure whatever fertilizer he is a part of now is doing great wonders for the soil.

Originally posted by Lestov16
There is nothing to validate that statement at all, especially considering Zan, with his sissy hits, couldn't keep Quinn down with 5 punches to the face and a headbutt

That's called "Dragon Lunch" 😂

AKA he had a small penis, and was too embarrassed to show it to anybody

Zan will be fine. I'm sure whatever fertilizer he is a part of now is doing great wonders for the soil.

Zan was too busy saving humanity to be worried about ass. McClane still lost his wife due to having a small peepee.

Zan saved the planet while McClane couldn't even save his marriage.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I'd bet money my physique>>>your physique.

Possible; that's irrelevant to creatine being for chumps though.

Originally posted by Robtard
Possible; that's irrelevant to creatine being for chumps though.

Originally posted by quanchi112
What is wrong with creatine ? It's just a little water and strength advantage. No harm there.

You're better off investing that money in healthy high protein and high energy foods.

I'm not going to knock you for it, since I took it for a few years.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're better off investing that money in healthy high protein and high energy foods.

I'm not going to knock you for it, since I took it for a few years.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan was winning. McClane was being McWorked over by a woman he initially had a gun on her. What a McWimp.

Again, Zan threw weak sissy hits that couldn't harm a person far weaker than him. McClane was getting worked by a skilled fighter who can tank truck hits and would easily trash Van Zan. What a StrawZan

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan was too busy saving humanity to be worried about ass.

Zan was plenty worried about ass, considering he was due to be squeezed out of a dragon's ass

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan saved the planet while McClane couldn't even save his marriage.

Zan is a weak chump who became dragon feces.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Again, Zan threw weak sissy hits that couldn't harm a person far weaker than him. McClane was getting worked by a skilled fighter who can tank truck hits and would easily trash Van Zan. What a StrawZan

Zan was plenty worried about ass, considering he was due to be squeezed out of a dragon's ass

Zan is a weak chump who became dragon feces.

Zan was just a hero while McClane is a shitty hubby and father.

Zn gave his life for humanity. McClane is too afraid of being that heroic and he only goes up against mere humans.

No, McClane was good in his fight too. And at least it only took him one punch, as opposed to five.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Zan was plenty worried about ass, considering he was due to be squeezed out of a dragon's ass

Hahahahaaa.

Reign of fire, seriously? lol

Originally posted by Lestov16
No, McClane was good in his fight too. And at least it only took him one punch, as opposed to five.

John wins.

Originally posted by Silent Master
John wins.

LOL!!!!!!!