Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

Originally posted by quanchi112
If Zan ever hit a woman he'd blow her up. McClane was worked by a chick, dude, a chick.

Chick tanked a car and would whup Van Zan easily, especially with Van Zan administering his cotton-swab-level little girl slaps that Mai Lihn would utterly laugh at. Matter of fact, I'd say she died cooler than Van Zan ever lived and if she hit Van Zan, she'd blow him up. Your desperate resorts to nonsensical misogyny are hilarious 😆

Anyway, based on what we've seen, Van Zan, with five punches and a headbutt, couldn't even put down a malnourished dude (malnourished guy vigorous enough to be needed to be held back by 3 people). He's definitely not taking down McClane.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Chick tanked a car and would whup Van Zan easily, especially with Van Zan administering his cotton-swab-level little girl slaps that Mai Lihn would utterly laugh at. Matter of fact, I'd say she died cooler than Van Zan ever lived and if she hit Van Zan, she'd blow him up. Your desperate resorts to nonsensical misogyny are hilarious 😆

Anyway, based on what we've seen, Van Zan, with five punches and a headbutt, couldn't even put down a malnourished dude (malnourished guy vigorous enough to be needed to be held back by 3 people). He's definitely not taking down McClane.

Zan was whooping an alpha male he didn't even want to fight. Zan could break the chick and MCClane at the same time.

Yes, she did maul McClane, but she is above Van Zan in combat.

Your conjecture of "above human level combat" is utter bullshit. He didn't fight dragons H2H. Matter of fact, he struggled with entire teams just to harpoon one. And let's not forget, the one time he did attempt CQB with a dragon, which of course was also the last thing he ever attempted

Van Zan wasn't whooping the dust off Quinn's shirt. Van Zan, with his 5 sissy slaps and headbutt, couldn't even put down a malnourished dude.

Also, show me this proof of Quinn's "alpha male" status. WTF does that even entail?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan could break the chick and MCClane at the same time.

hysterical

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No. Just no.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yes, she did maul McClane, but she is above Van Zan in combat.

Your conjecture of "above human level combat" is utter bullshit. He didn't fight dragons H2H. Matter of fact, he struggled with entire teams just to harpoon one. And let's not forget, the one time he did attempt CQB with a dragon, which of course was also the last thing he ever attempted

Van Zan wasn't whooping the dust off Quinn's shirt. Van Zan, with his 5 sissy slaps and headbutt, couldn't even put down a malnourished dude.

Also, show me this proof of Quinn's "alpha male" status. WTF does that even entail?

hysterical

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No. Just no.

McClane McLost. Zan drums him. Zan focuses on him in this thread. He gets ethered.

You think Van Zan wins because of the "look in his eye"?
For walking through a malnourished pack leader?

hee hee you're funny.

Dude's still cheer leading a suicide victim.

What a troll thread

Wow, why so much McClane wanking on this thread?

McClane is a great character, but he's no h2h specialist. What made McClane such a great character was that he wasn't this one man wrecking machine, just a good cop with a good head who just refused to die. Great heart and great fighting spirit. If it was a battle of which character was better, then he beats the living sh*t out of Van Zan.

But h2h? Van Zan finishes him off in less than 5 mins.

Originally posted by the ninjak
You think Van Zan wins because of the "look in his eye"?
For walking through a malnourished pack leader?

hee hee you're funny.

No one in the camp was malnourished.

Quinn's face after Van Zane held his head in place and laid in punches:

Zane's just a brute; a nigh worthless one at that.

That picture is too high def for my laptop.

Originally posted by Mindset
That picture is too high def for my laptop.

Next time steal a better laptop.

That high def picture burned out my screen.

That's higher than bluray quality, you're a wizard!

I have to work with what's available, ass.

I'm impressed you can make out the what his face looks like.

I think you might either need glasses/contacts or you've not properly cleaned the semen out of your eyes today.

Not to mention that quinn needed three people to hold him down

Originally posted by Robtard
I think you might either need glasses/contacts or you've not properly cleaned the semen out of your eyes today.

Anyway, great picture, would look at it again.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Not to mention that quinn needed three people to hold him down

McClane goes h2h with multiple Uber-Germans in Die Hard, against multiple Spec Ops soldiers in 2, against a few other Uber-Germans in Vengeance, and against a she-devil and a few soldiers in Live Free. Van Zan can't take Bale as a regular man; he has no chance.