Originally posted by Mindset
Van Zan is buffer than them.
Doesn't mean shit if you can't knock someone out with 5 punches to the face and a headbutt.
Originally posted by Mindset
She beat the shit out of McClane.
But he withstood it and even got a few hits in
Originally posted by Mindset
Van Zan beat the shit out of Quinn.
But Quinn was perfectly fine afterwards
Originally posted by Sadako of GirthHe got reamed.
Nah whne someone beats the shit out their opponent, the opponent is f**ked up/defeated.So as we can see, the phrase doesn't actually apply to Ninja Chick's flashy yet ultimately ineffective fusillade against McClane.
Originally posted by Lestov16Van Zan was going easy on him.
Doesn't mean shit if you can't knock someone out with 5 punches to the face and a headbutt.But he withstood it and even got a few hits in
But Quinn was perfectly fine afterwards
Van Zan let him.
No he wasn't, Van Zan had him on queer street.
Luckily Van Zan had enough restraint to not rip him apart.
Originally posted by Mindset
Van Zan was going easy on him.
Um...no. Zan was going all out. Took off his shirt and everything
Originally posted by Mindset
Van Zan let him.
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Originally posted by Mindset
No he wasn't, Van Zan had him on queer street.
No he didn't. Quinn was near-perfectly fine after his fight with Van Zan. Had enough strength to need 3 people to hold him back. 5 punches to the face and a headbutt from Van Zan leave only a slight scratch and virtually no other damage whatsoever (and this isn't even considering that Quinn is malnourished and more unhealthy than the average human, so Van couldn't even put an already weak man down 😂
Originally posted by Mindset
Luckily Van Zan had enough restraint to not rip him apart.
No. Van Zan didn't rip him apart because he can't because he's weak.
Originally posted by Lestov16
(and this isn't even considering that Quinn is malnourished and more unhealthy than the average human, so Van couldn't even put an already weak man down 😂
I'm sorry, but malnourished? Bale was even more ripped in that movie than he was in Batman. The only other time Bale was in better shape was American Psycho.
Quinn looked dirty and grungy... but you should in no way mistake that for being unhealthy or malnourished.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Lestov and Robtard are correct.Any physique-rippedness of Quinn's is irrelevant.
Ripped or not, if Van Zan was anything more than a creampuff in the punching stakes, Quinn's face would have been seriously messed up after 5 or more unguarded-against maximum-shirt-off-grunting shots.
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No...wait...you're wrong.
You forgot the headbutt 😂
Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan wins, 10/10.
Oh yes. I'm sure he's at the top of Dragon Cuisine's list of best-tasting creampuffs. He definitely earned his place there...
That was a tough old boot...much tougher than Quinn and VZ put together. But she still joined the long list of McVictims.
And you conveniently forgot to mention the bit where he actually KO'd her.
There was clear difference on ferocity between McClane in "Im gonna take Karl's head off rage mode" and "McClane clearly not 100% comfortable with hitting a chick (or underestimating her)
(And she still would have fed Van Zan his own intestines, as Van Zan is a grunting girlyboy cream puff who's centerpiece aside from failing to inflict any damage whatsoever on Quinn in a sustained assault, was ending up as Dragon Dook.)
McClane endured yet again, thanks to his killer damage soak and determination not to be beaten, paired with actual ability to fight. (Concepts that VZ totally would find alien.)
Bruce Lee in "Enter The dragon"
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Van Zan in "Exit the Dragon"
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Originally posted by FrothByte
Just rewatched Die hard 4. McClane kicks a girl in the face, gets to mount the girl and delivers a clear shot to the face, then throws girl against a shelf with glass... and he's still unable to knock out the girl.
She tanked getting slammed into by a truck, so her durability isn't McClane's fault
Okay, I know this point was made a bit ago, about the "but McClane git beat up by a girl when Van Zan didn't and therefore Van Zan is better."
Can I just remind you guys of a couple of things?
ONE : PMS. The monthly curse plays with the hormones of women until we become a ***** for a week. Do not bug a woman in her time. Especially, do not bug a woman who's capable of very bad things and has a weapon during her time.
TWO : Alpha women. Extremely controlling, will blow up if any minute detail goes wrong.
THREE : Men have what is called "Hot Anger." It means that as soon as they are angry, they'll fight or do something to calm themselves down. Women have what is "Cold Anger". A perfect example of this would be Lucy Liu in any martial arts film where she's a bad guy. When women get mad, the tend to store it up. Most of us are built not to fight at moment of anger. We store it all up, and then it turns into hate, and revenge.
It's the difference between being "Hotheaded," which men can get themselves out of - like Jason Bourne, or Cold-Hearted. That's why female bullying in early teenage years in so bad, you see all these young girls committing suicide after posting their lives on facebook. Girls plot, plan, and attack with deadly accuracy.
That is all.