Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

Started by FrothByte112 pages

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yeah, sure...............

Anyways, McClane also fell at least 4 stories out of that window onto several metal objects, and still had the speed to get into a car and ram her with it. Van Zan would have died had he sustained that injury

And what proof do you have that Van Zan would die with that kind of injury? We never see him fall like that, so we don't really know what he's capable of tanking.

Originally posted by FrothByte
And what proof do you have that Van Zan would die with that kind of injury? We never see him fall like that, so we don't really know what he's capable of tanking.

He's a normal human by all appearances/feats, so that's what you go with unless otherwise shown he's greater. A normal human would be seriously injured from a four story fall (if it was four) in most accounts.

Well, he did show a small measure of leaping ability while committing suicide.

In the director's cut he rips his way out of the dragons stomach.

...and out through it's ass?

(Whilst impersonating a river of poop with unerring accuracy)

No, just his stomach.

Just like the Directors cut of DH where McClane uses Ellis' corpse to batter the other three thousand eight hundred and twenty nine terrorists Hans had hidden in the sub basement to death?

Or Die Hard 2 where at the end fight McClane grabs the tv news helicopter with one hand and uses the blades to rotor-mash all of the seal team to death, in an orgy of airbourne crimson claret before jumping off of the wing and doing the zippo thang killing the one remaining pilot and the plane..?

Or Die Hard vith a vengence where he actually eats the Chopper complete with Simon and his cohorts and poops them on to the pavement before stamping on them for half an hour solid before setting fire to the remains?

Or maybe even Die Hard 4.0 where McClane catches the main bad guy half way through the movie, does the shooting himself maneuvure before cannibalising the guy and diarroreaing him all over ninja chicks remains in the liftshaft...?

Damn! I really need to see these Director's Cuts....

They're awesome. 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Just like the Directors cut of DH
Stopped reading there because you're obviously lying.

If you want to troll go elsewhere.

Reported.

LOL Like you werent.

Counter trolling is the nearest you could apply to my obviously sarcastic post.

I didn't lie about anything.

Reporting again or flaming/flame baiting.

Also reported Rob for being stupid and disagreeing with me.

Reported for being a pansy little *****.

Reported for using teeth when sucking my dick.

Originally posted by Mindset

Reporting again or flaming/flame baiting.

Misspelling and/or total Freudian slip.

OH NO!

Yes, devastating isn't it. You'll definitely be losing sleep tonight over how it has utterly ruined your life, won't you. 😉

You don't know Mindset very well, this will in the least ruin his weekend.

😛

I will be raping Rob mercilessly for this.

His pain is on your hands, Sadako.

I've had meaner shits.