Upon further analysis, I have concluded that Chicken McClane gets his pansy ass beat in a fist fight with Zan. It may take a while, but Zan wins because McClane is such a poor combatant that there's no way in hell he's going to lay a hand on Zan. Look how fast Zan is here:
And look at McClane's utter bytchness here:
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Zan taps McClane's ass all over the place. Even if he has to punch McClane in the face a million times, he'll be able to, because McClane ain't touching him. Indisputable
Originally posted by Lestov16
Quan didn't PM me. It's blatantly obvious that McClane loses here. BTW, did you cook Saddie's dinner for him yet? He'll be home soon so you better have it on the table for him.
Come on man, it's blatantly obvious that all the McClane Vs Bauer crap got you so worked up in a "rage" (your words, not mine) that you're grasping on to anything to say "McBitch loses" or any of the other colorful jibs you have. Even going so far as to do a 180* cos Quanchi told you to.
Don't just tell you you decided to necro a 5 month old thread to switch sides just cos. This has Quanchi's clowning all over it.
Originally posted by Robtard
McClane is not only a better fighter style-wise,
LOL
Originally posted by Robtard
but can take a massive beating, and then some, and keep going.
It takes 50 punches to the face rather than 10. So what, McClane is too poor a fighter to retaliate, so if he's conscious for a few minutes longer, it doesn't change anything. He'll eventually be KOed
Originally posted by Robtard
Simply, Van Zan, for all his machsimo, doesn't have the feats to back him up in this fight. I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.
Yes he does. He's a far better fighter than McClane. McClane isn't going to lay a hand on Zan.
Originally posted by Lestov16
LOLIt takes 50 punches to the face rather than 10. So what, McClane is too poor a fighter to retaliate, so if he's conscious for a few minutes longer, it doesn't change anything. He'll eventually be KOed
Yes he does. He's a far better fighter than McClane. McClane isn't going to lay a hand on Zan.
LoL, indeed.
Quinn wasn't even seriously injured. He was able to function perfectly and his face wasn't even that scarred.
He hasn't displayed the durability to hang with McClane. That is what I'm trying to say. McClane will not be beaten as easily as Quinn. He has tanked a lot of shit.
I know. The nonsensical notion that McClane has better H2H skills than anyone, when he hasn't won a pure H2H fight in any of his films, is such utter bullshit that it makes anyone who reads it break out in hysterics.
Quinn wasn't winning that fight either. Zan would have probably wailed on his face until Quinn looked like the elevator guy from Drive had it went on. Same goes for McClane.
Zan doesn't need to worry about durability since McClane is such a pussy ass fighter that he won't be touching Zan anyway. Like I said even if Zan has to get 250 punches to McClane face, he can and will do so, because McClane is too poor of a fighter to form any defense.
McClane=McLoss /thread
Originally posted by Lestov16
I know. The nonsensical notion that McClane has better H2H skills than anyone, when he hasn't won a pure H2H fight in any of his films, is such utter bullshit that it makes anyone who reads it break out in hysterics.Quinn wasn't winning that fight either. Zan would have probably wailed on his face until Quinn looked like the elevator guy from Drive had it went on. Same goes for McClane.
Zan doesn't need to worry about durability since McClane is such a pussy ass fighter that he won't be touching Zan anyway. Like I said even if Zan has to get 250 punches to McClane face, he can and will do so, because McClane is too poor of a fighter to form any defense.
McClane=McLoss /thread
No he didn't. Quinn was near-perfectly fine after his fight with Van Zan. Had enough strength to need 3 people to hold him back. 5 punches to the face and a headbutt from Van Zan leave only a slight scratch and virtually no other damage whatsoever and this isn't even considering that Quinn is malnourished and more unhealthy than the average human, so Van couldn't even put an already weak man down.
McClane also fell at least 4 stories out of that window onto several metal objects. Van Zan would have died had he sustained that injury.
Originally posted by Lestov16
Zan's weak punching power is negated by the fact that McClane is such a poor fighter that he's not going to touch Zan to defend himself. That fight with Quinn was a minute long and ended due to interference. The fight in this thread won't. McClane will go down eventually. Zan definitely won't.
There is nothing to validate that statement at all, especially considering Zan, with his sissy hits, couldn't keep Quinn down with 5 punches to the face and a headbutt.
Originally posted by Lestov16
[b]Because the fight only went on for a minute and was disrupted. And even in that minute, Zan showed far better H2H proficiency than McClane. [/B]
Given how vigorous Quinn was afterwards; he needed 3 people to hold him back, I'd say Quinn wasn't really pressed by Van Zan.
Originally posted by Lestov16Again, Zan threw weak sissy hits that couldn't harm a person far weaker than him. McClane was getting worked by a skilled fighter who can tank truck hits and would easily trash Van Zan.
Quite honestly, even Quinn showed better H2H skills than McClane. At least he was able to block one of the hits. McClane just gets tossed around like a ragdoll until he comes across a melee weapon.
McClane got worked by everybody he fought, not just Lihn. Named me one H2H fight he won based purely on fist vs fist (no falling down staircases, no hanging with chains, etc.)
No matter how weak Zan's hits were, at least he showed some proficiency in H2H. McClane has shown none. So even if Zan has to work on Mcclane for a week, he will, because McClane has no way to hit Zan. Zan won't even need to tire himself because McClane is easy to dodge.