Gee, too bad you have nothing left in the tank and you've been wrong about literally everything all day...
Zan is in a bodybag courtesy of McClane and you still want to have sex with him, clearly. Is it the grunting, that you like? Or the complete inablity to hurt anyone with those girly, girly little punches that can do nothing even to the elderly and infirm, or little girls like you, even.
Poor little Lizzietov. Stroking all that Quanchipole all day long, and that tight bastard won't even let you have the curtains you want..!!
Its an outrage!!! I demand that he buys Lizzie those curtains with the wizards and Bauer over them immediately!!
You know lizztov cant sleep unless she has fapped herself into exhaustion over Jack Bauer (and now Van Zan!!!)
And you know she just cries and cries and cries.....
McClane (being the only one here capable of having a proper fight wins by default, since no worthy opponent was matched.) Wins thoroughly.
*Cue retarded post by Lizzie \/ *
😆 ^Standard post of a trolling dumbass who obviously has the mental capacity of a hydrogen atom. Bunch of trolling and creepily-obsessive descriptions of fantasy gay sex (I don't want to know what goes down in this sick bastard's mind) and an unshocking ZERO EVIDENCE SHOWING MCCLANE HAS H2H SKILLS, of course to be expected from the mind of a mindlessly-obsessed fanboy who's probably jerking off in a corner in anticipation for the new one tomorrow.
McClane loses, because you haven't proven otherwise, because you can't. The evidence is cut and dry. McClane sucks in CQB. Deal with it, McFanboy.
Well since you are actually plank density personified, I'll be sleeping quite assured that the 5 films of McClane fighting and killing all his enemies will be enough to prove it to anyone who has seen the movies and isn't a infantesiblely, microscopic-minded hater-biased fool like you, is enough to guarantee a sound night's kip this end, Lizzie.
Also Liz, look at your 1st post on this page, and dont make me dredge up tonnes of quotes of you coming out with repeated sex scenarios involving McClane and Bauer, hypocrite. You championed the form. Don't cry cause someone riffs on your bit.
Your attempted rise getting tacts are old and worn out, like your Jack Bauer wank mitten.
Saddie, your mind is like a naked singularity. Infinitely small and abhorrent to nature. You lost here. Zan wins. You can't prove otherwise because McClane's a chump in CQB and this is an undeniable fact. Hope that the fact that McClane clearly gets his ass beat here doesn't assure you have nightmares.
It's okay you don't have to post any proof that Mcclane wins, because it's clear that there is no proof, because, well, he's a chump in H2H. Name me one pure H2H fight he's won. Two. It should be easy. He's had 4 films, and you can't name me two fistfights he's won? 😆
Zan rapes McClane like Bluto rapes Olive Oyl.
Originally posted by Omega Vision
Lestov got owned.
By himself.
Originally posted by Lestov16
Too bad your butt buddy Robbi just had me disprove all of yours/his/our old arguments in one fell swoop, because he, like you, is a trolling retard.Zan wins, as proven. /thread
Can you still not comprehend that you were debating yourself; only yourself?
Here, let me simplify it for you; this is what you did:
Lestov: McClane wins.
Lestov: No, Van Zan wins.
Lestov: No, McClane clearly wins.
Lestov: No, Van Zan Wins because he's better.
Lestov: McClane's better, he wins.
Lestov: Wrong! Van Zan's way better, he rapes!
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera
Originally posted by Lestov16
👆No...wait...you're wrong.
You forgot the headbutt 😂
Oh yes. I'm sure he's at the top of Dragon Cuisine's list of best-tasting creampuffs. He definitely earned his place there...
Originally posted by Lestov16He has seen the light. Let's smite these McClaniacs and send them to hell.
Upon further analysis, I have concluded that Chicken McClane gets his pansy ass beat in a fist fight with Zan. It may take a while, but Zan wins because McClane is such a poor combatant that there's no way in hell he's going to lay a hand on Zan. Look how fast Zan is here:And look at McClane's utter bytchness here:
YouTube videoZan taps McClane's ass all over the place. Even if he has to punch McClane in the face a million times, he'll be able to, because McClane ain't touching him. Indisputable
Hmmmmm. Thing is, McClane annihilates Van Zan.
Pretty clear as Van Zan is a complete powder puff/dragon faeces and has zero h2h combat feats... whereas everyone who fought McClane was destroyed messily and effectively..
Compare the best feat Van Zan has to bring, (zero damage to opponent even though he cried, screamed and grunted and puffed his chest and stamped his little feet a lot, like his defenders here) to even McClane's fight against Karl... McClane can actually damage his opponents..!!
What a novel idea..!!
McClane wins, almost by default.
Originally posted by Robtard
Can you still not comprehend that you were debating yourself; only yourself?Here, let me simplify it for you; this is what you did:
Lestov: McClane wins.
Lestov: No, Van Zan wins.
Lestov: No, McClane clearly wins.
Lestov: No, Van Zan Wins because he's better.
Lestov: McClane's better, he wins.
Lestov: Wrong! Van Zan's way better, he rapes!Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera
WTF are you talking about? Your argument was the same as mine.. If I disproved my own arguments, that means I disproved yours as well, since our stances are identical.
Either that, or you are a trolling **** who would rather insult people about meaningless bullshit than comment on the thread with their own opinion.
Either way, you're wrong, and you fail. Zan wins /thread
Originally posted by Lestov16
😆 Such a trolling idiot. In a failed attempt to make a fool of me, you've utterly screwed yourself here.So you have no proof McClane wins here? You say you copy and reposted my old arguments. Thing is, me and you had the same argument, as anybody who wishes to go back in the thread can tell. And it was your argument before mine, because it was the first page when you were talking of about Zan's weak hits.
Thing is that since our arguments were identical, and as you say, I pwned my own arguments, your arguments were equal to my arguments, and thus your arguments have been disproven as well. That means you have no argument yourself. McClane loses like a bytch here ✅
WTF? why do you want this thread to be buried? Because I just proved that you pwned yourself in a horrible attempt at trolling? Yeah you reposted my arguments and I refuted them but YOU AND I HAD THE SAME ARGUMENT, SO ANY REFUTATION OF MY ARGUMENT MEANS YOURS IS REFUTED AS WELL. So yeah, again, your shameless trolling attempt has fooled and you've made an ass of yourself, you trolling idiot.
You got owned, Robbi. See a proctologist for your epic butthurt
👆
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
whereas everyone who fought McClane was destroyed messily and effectively..
WTF? 😆 You lying troll. Post the video of this person McClane "messily destroyed" in pure H2H.
You keep calling me a liar out of butthurt for yesterday's epic "Lizzies lies" expose in which you were proven to lie twice.
Ahhh well...
Posting all 5 Die Hard movies would be the ultimate, as anyone who has seen DH will know which passage your posts come out of.
McClane wins untidliy and messily, but a McWin is a McWin.
Next week:
Lizzie: "Waaaahhhh wahhhh You phucking idiot! Of course we never breathed air! Post a vid proving we breath air!!! Wahhhhh wahhhh!!!"
So whens Reign of Fire two with Van Zan coming out?
Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh Im sorrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
The hanging worked as a nice nice finish. But McClane basically punched his face in (causing actual damage!) and fought that fight all the way through til then ....Van Zan cannot relate to that concept as despite grunting and impersonating what he thinks a 'tough guy' should be, Pippi Longstocking out punches Van Zan...