Voldemort vs. Gandalf the White

Started by quanchi11243 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
Didn't you pay attention these last 25+ pages? Figures you didn't, too busy rambling and trolling. But I'll repeat myself to you yet again: All the arguments were Voldermort is somehow more powerful, faster and/or a better wizard than Gandalf. All of those, especially the sillier ones where you masturbated Voldermort into being more powerful than his normal powerful self. Go back and read the last 25+ pages and pay attention this time. Stop embarrassing yourself.

You need to lose your desperate need to win one over on me by trying to troll, it won't happen. Your obsession with me has crossed over from the realm of entertainment and into the depths of sadness. Come on, bro.

I did pay attention and at no time were there any feats or reactions of Gandalf's superior to Voldemort. I mean we actually see Gandalf defeated via his staf being broken by one of the slowest attacks and him basically standing there in defiance. The Hogwarts protectove barrier feat is more impressive than anything Gandalf the White has done unless you are utterly mystified by a really bright flashlight which causes some discomfort but how much only Nemebro seems to really know.

I carry no grudges and am a champion and a man for the people by the people. The Voice of Reason will not be silenced!

Originally posted by quanchi112
I did pay attention and at no time were there any feats or reactions of Gandalf's superior to Voldemort. I mean we actually see Gandalf defeated via his staf being broken by one of the slowest attacks and him basically standing there in defiance. The Hogwarts protectove barrier feat is more impressive than anything Gandalf the White has done unless you are utterly mystified by a really bright flashlight which causes some discomfort but how much only Nemebro seems to really know.

I carry no grudges and am a champion and a man for the people by the people. The Voice of Reason will not be silenced!

Fine, don't read back and continue your little games. I'd avoid talking on topic and trying to counter the pro-Gandalf points too if I were you. This thread has runs its course.

Concession accepted.

Originally posted by Robtard
Fine, don't read back and continue your little games. I'd avoid talking on topic and trying to counter the pro-Gandalf points too if I were you. This thread has runs its course.

Concession accepted.

The Hogwarts feat, the fire basilisk, the Avada Kedavra are all attacks or powers simply more impressive than what Gandalf has shown capable of at this point.

I don't concede I strap posters to my internet chariot and parade them around all of kmc as people foolish enough to believe they could ever defeat the Great Quanchi.

If I wanted to argue for Gandalf, I could...but...I still would not be able to create a win for Gandalf. That's how one-sided this thread is.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Awesome.

So you admit that you're talking in circles.

Wow.

You're the one who just started the whole "circles" finger-pointing with that response right there. You're saying that I'm "gimpin like a mo fo" because I'm demonstrating Voldemort's battle style. That's not "gimpin" at all, and I can't even comprehend how you can label it as such. You are forced to resort to saying my arguments are PIS/CIS because you can't refute their veracity.

It wasn't instant. 😬

Besides, how can you blind a cloud of smoke? 😬

As soon as Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli attacked, the light was activated.

Umm...what?

For Gandalf, it does. Nice try, though.

Gandalf even talks AFTER he starts battling...it's like...he's an old man (gaspity!)

Shakes head

Lovely, trolling from the Voldy fanboys.

*insert mom joke here*

Yo momma so stupid she locked herself in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

💃

I reported that same post, again, for good measure. 😐

You don't sound completely certain. Do it again.

Those are "happy" tissues. 😉

Nah, tears of pity for the pro-Voldy fanboys who continue to fruitlessly exert themselves in this thread when the debate has far been decided in favor of Gandalf.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I did pay attention and at no time were there any feats or reactions of Gandalf's superior to Voldemort. I mean we actually see Gandalf defeated via his staf being broken by one of the slowest attacks and him basically standing there in defiance.

1. Do you not know CIS/PIS when you see it, stupid man?

2. Do you not realize who Gandalf's opponent was?

The Hogwarts protectove barrier feat is more impressive than anything Gandalf the White has done unless you are utterly mystified by a really bright flashlight which causes some discomfort but how much only Nemebro seems to really know.

Lovely, that just shows how much you're paying attention to the rest of the arguments in the thread, seeing how I totally clobbered that particular line.

I carry no grudges and am a champion and a man for the people by the people. The Voice of Reason will not be silenced!

😘

Originally posted by Korto Vos
1. Do you not know CIS/PIS when you see it, stupid man?
I recognize an excuse when I see one.

2. Do you not realize who Gandalf's opponent was? [/B]
The Witch King who along with the Nazgul were defeated by Aragorn with a torch and sword.

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Lovely, that just shows how much you're paying attention to the rest of the arguments in the thread, seeing how I totally clobbered that particular line.

😘 [/B]

No, you never did. I know you believe you think you did. Voldemort is flat out more powerful to the extent it isn't even close.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I recognize an excuse when I see one.
The Witch King who along with the Nazgul were defeated by Aragorn with a torch and sword.

Once again, you completely ignored counterarguments that the G Posse has produced proving the CIS/PIS.

No, you never did. I know you believe you think you did. Voldemort is flat out more powerful to the extent it isn't even close.

I do believe it because it happened. Voldy loses his wand after several seconds, and the duel ends soon after with Gandalf as the victor.

Originally posted by Robtard
Fine, don't read back and continue your little games. I'd avoid talking on topic and trying to counter the pro-Gandalf points too if I were you. This thread has runs its course.

Concession accepted.

Agreed. The G Posse of Robtard, Ares, Nemebro, and kV prevailed.

Originally posted by Korto Vos
Once again, you completely ignored counterarguments that the G Posse has produced proving the CIS/PIS.

I do believe it because it happened. Voldy loses his wand after several seconds, and the duel ends soon after with Gandalf as the victor.

That's making up excuses whereas that's a tactic I won't employ. Gandalf was in combat mode and just stood there like an idiot when a torch can defeat him if it catches him on fire.

Voldemort never ever lost his wand in combat unlike Gandalf's staff which broke.

Originally posted by Korto Vos
Agreed. The G Posse of Robtard, Ares, Nemebro, and kV prevailed.

My error, I foolishly forgot Ares, he was instrumental in crushing too.

Originally posted by quanchi112
That's making up excuses whereas that's a tactic I won't employ. Gandalf was in combat mode and just stood there like an idiot when a torch can defeat him if it catches him on fire.

Voldemort never ever lost his wand in combat unlike Gandalf's staff which broke.

You proved your stupidity here. Gandalf has a Shield that easily tanks fireballs. He also lands on the Balrog and is completely unaffected by the flames. Voldemort's face would melt if he tried that.

As for your second point, that means sh1t in this duel; Gandalf can and will either burn or shatter a piece of wood. Furthermore, Voldy lost his wand against Harry.

No guys, MY dicks the biggest!

😐

Originally posted by Nephthys
No guys, MY dicks the biggest!

😐

Don't kid yourself, my dear Neph. It's evident that you lack the schlong.

No need to cry, you're still one of my favorite posters.

Please, everyone knows white, british guys have enormous wangs. 🙄

Originally posted by Korto Vos
You proved your stupidity here. Gandalf has a Shield that easily tanks fireballs. He also lands on the Balrog and is completely unaffected by the flames. Voldemort's face would melt if he tried that.

As for your second point, that means sh1t in this duel; Gandalf can and will either burn or shatter a piece of wood. Furthermore, Voldy lost his wand against Harry.

You just did the same with your previous response and with this one. Your first error was claiming he destroys his wand in 3 seconds. He's never even destroyed Saruman's staff in such a short time span. He waits for an attack and then does so after. It's funny how Gandalf the Grey showings can be used for the pro side but not against him. That doesn't all too fair.

Voldemort dissipates the fire basilisk before it even touches him while Gandalf lets a fireball travel down a giant tower before it even hits him. This makes it clear Voldemort's reaction time is far greater.

Gandalf also stupidly sits back while the Witch King breaks his staff looking completely helpless and stupid to be honest.

Voldemort was dying and wasn't the rightful ruler of the wand. That's called context which doesn't apply in this situation. If you're referring to him flying all over Hogwarts that won't happen as gandalf will never ever get that close to him.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You just did the same with your previous response and with this one. Your first error was claiming he destroys his wand in 3 seconds. He's never even destroyed Saruman's staff in such a short time span. He waits for an attack and then does so after. It's funny how Gandalf the Grey showings can be used for the pro side but not against him. That doesn't all too fair.

After the failed fireball, when Gandalf had enough of Saruman's bullsh1t, he shatters the staff 500 feet (150 meters) on top of a tower on a whim without any resistance from Saruman.

Voldemort dissipates the fire basilisk before it even touches him while Gandalf lets a fireball travel down a giant tower before it even hits him. This makes it clear Voldemort's reaction time is far greater.

It was Voldemort's own Fiendfyre that Dumbledore sent back; it wasn't a new spell that he countered, but a spell of his own that he still maintained some control. Secondly, and more importantly, Gandalf wasn't bothering trying to dissipate the fireball. He has a kick@ss Shield that would handily block it for him.

Gandalf also stupidly sits back while the Witch King breaks his staff looking completely helpless and stupid to be honest.

Once again, you fail to realize obvious PIS/CIS. The Bakshi film adaptation and book both depict a stalemate. This on top of the fact that the Witch King was powered by Sauron during the Battle of Pelennor Fields. Secondly, Gandalf the Grey, after escaping Orthanc in FOTR, goes to Weathertop and fights all 9 Nazgul simultaneously to a draw (thereby proving that sequence as PIS/CIS). Third, Gandalf doesn't "stupidly sit back"; he had his Shield activated.

Voldemort was dying and wasn't the rightful ruler of the wand. That's called context which doesn't apply in this situation. If you're referring to him flying all over Hogwarts that won't happen as gandalf will never ever get that close to him.

Actually, Harry does rather well blocking Voldemort's spells throughout the entire battle scene.

Secondly, if you're going to rationalize and argue that, you'll be hypocritically ignoring reasoning for why that scene was obvious PIS/CIS.

Originally posted by Korto Vos
Wow.

You're the one who just started the whole "circles" finger-pointing with that response right there. You're saying that I'm "gimpin like a mo fo" because I'm demonstrating Voldemort's battle style. That's [B]not "gimpin" at all, and I can't even comprehend how you can label it as such. You are forced to resort to saying my arguments are PIS/CIS because you can't refute their veracity. [/B]

Were you crying as she smashed the buttons on your keyboard for that part?

And, I've already countered what you've said about the CIS/PIS stuff: no need for me to requote myself unless you want me to. Do you?

Originally posted by Korto Vos
As soon as Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli attacked, the light was activated.

Like I said...it takes a while. 3-4 seconds. Nice try.

Originally posted by Korto Vos
Umm...what?

Hi! 🙂

But if you have no idea what I'm talking about, you might as well logout of KMC and go get some fresh air.

Originally posted by Korto Vos
[B]Shakes head

Lovely, trolling from the Voldy fanboys. [/B]

"You are forced to resort to saying my arguments are [trolling] because you can't refute their veracity."

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Originally posted by Korto Vos
Yo momma so stupid she locked herself in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

💃

I can explain...

...it to the end.

The manager was the one that locked her in...and he told her she would be fired if she slept on any of the products. That was her punishment for saying that the Sertas were overpriced. My mom reported him but he got away with it because he claimed that he had asked her to do "inventory" overnight since no customers were in, had it documented on her employee file that that is what he had her do, and even paid her for 4 of those hours. My mother was not aware that the extra bit of money that showed up on her paycheck was "bribe" money to get her to shutup. It was not only bribe money, but it was designed to also cover the manager's @ss in case she reported him. She lost the case because he had it on camera where she slept on the floor, in the break room. He had cameras installed in the break room to spy on the employees. So when she brought that up in the suit, and had 5 other employees sign and avidavit verifying that to be true, he already had it documented BEFORE he had them installed that several employees had complained about food being stolen from the fridge. So he was able to get away on all accounts and accusations of wrong-doing AND my mother got fired for sleeping on the job (this is an at-will state) because he had it on camera.

...it, if you made...

So the manager got away with everything, in the end, because my mother was not prepared to play ball with a truly vile person who had planned ahead. My mother switched to accounting shortly after that event. She went back to college for 3.5 years and got that degree. My mother had not taken geometry or trig so when she got to calculus and differential equations, it was very hard for her to do. She only had to get a C to pass so she had an arab dude tutor her every other week. I thought it was a bit suspicious, at first...until he came over to tutor her one evening and it was just a bunch of boring stuff. He got frustrated with her because she didn't know what she was doing. But she eventually "got it" on a few things. She got it enough to get a C, at least. She did get a 3.x GPA when she graduated, however. So there's that. But, she never actually did anything with that degree after she got it. She worked as an accountant for an oil company about 20 years later. It was boring to her and they just used her as a data-entry specialist. So not much came of her accounting days. It was a lot of work, but she at least got that degree. But it's all the fault of the manager that was one major creep-o: she should have never gotten in the situation where she could be locked in the store for telling the customers the truth.

Suck...

Thinking back, if she were smart, she would have made sure he was in view as he yelled at her...right before he locked her in. My mother did not want to break the glass windows and this was before the fire-marshalls required the doors be able to be unlocked from both the inside and outside (outside, with a key...inside...with a lever).

Originally posted by Korto Vos
You don't sound completely certain. Do it again.

K. I reported it twice at once just to be sure. 😐

Originally posted by Korto Vos
Nah, tears of pity for the pro-Voldy fanboys who continue to fruitlessly exert themselves in this thread when the debate has far been decided in favor of Gandalf.

No, happy tissues because you use them for waaaanking to Gandalf in the books and movies.

Trust me, Robtard told me because he was there next to you.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Trust me, Robtard told me because he was there next to you.

I'm guessing you had another dream about me and in it I said whatever you needed me to. Hope I was gentle and caring too.

Time to snap back into reality.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm guessing you had another dream about me and in it I said whatever you needed me to. Hope I was gentle and caring too.

Time to snap back into reality.

So a "nuh uhhh! In your dreams" comeback?

Surely you can do better than a 3rd grade reply? 🙂

I'll give you one more chance. Try again, ol' chap.