Chaos King vs Lucifer Morningstar

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Chaos King was affected by an uppercut.

Fighting with your fists predates the Iron Age.

Trufax.

DarkSaint rules again.

Originally posted by zopzop
Yes "affected". Not gutted or killed. See the difference?

He was saved only by Hercules' sense of fair play/PIS.

Had he gone for the nuts, CK would've exploded from the pain.

can't punch LM in the nuts

Originally posted by Jynocidus
can't punch LM in the nuts

A clear cut winner.

Originally posted by leonidas
no, wait, you're not, you can't be....

honestly. there is no WAY you can possibly be serious. that is the absolute WORST lowball i have ever seen. ever. i think people have been banned for things less egregious than that complete and utter....i don't have words. there AREN'T words for THAT level of idiocy. i'm just going to assume you're clowning us. the alternative is....electroshock? lots and lots of meds? shrug

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Originally posted by Galan007
People have been banned for less trollery/hatery/idiocy than that... And rightfully so.

I'm beginning to think that the Heavenly Host are part elf--not unlike Kurse. I believe this explains how iron spears/swords are able to harm them.

Originally posted by Epicurus
How dare you question the Gospel of Flop? Just concede that Zauriel uses iron age antiquities for weapons and be done with it already.

Yes, but Hercules is using an even more antiquated weapon, not to mention he's probably using pankration (which he invented) techniques. All of which predate the Iron Age.

Had he used Tae-Bo, developed in the 1970s, then he might have a case.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Yes, but Hercules is using an even more antiquated weapon, not to mention he's probably using pankration (which he invented) techniques. All of which predate the Iron Age.

Had he used Tae-Bo, developed in the 1970s, then he might have a case.

Originally posted by Epicurus
My comment was a sarcastic jab at flopflop's ignorance-fueled lowball-trollery. Ignorance specifically being about the exact nature and divine attributes of the weapons wielded by Heaven's Host.

My post was a sarcastic hook to combine with your sarcastic jab.

I like jumping on bandwagons.

You are a bandwagoneer. 👆

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
My post was a sarcastic hook to combine with your sarcastic jab.

I like jumping on bandwagons.

But still, thanks for the tag team. It's always good to spank trolls like flop with a brother in arms. 😎

Originally posted by Epicurus
Ok. Although I am not sure exactly how you could jump on my bandwagon here, seeing how you're focusing on flop's hypocritical attitude toward the antiquities of one character, while I am focusing on his ignorance of comic book plot elements.

But still, thanks for the tag team. It's always good to spank trolls like flop with a brother in arms. 😎

I don't have anything personal against zop; nor do I have any real view on who wins in this match (I steer clear of threads with two supremely powerful beings). I just found that particular argument hilarious.

Originally posted by Galan007
People have been banned for less trollery/hatery/idiocy than that... And rightfully so.

You're quick to run to the mods Galan. 👇

@Epicurus
I'm still waiting on those scans depicting the awesome power of those random spears and swords used to harm/kill Michael and the various angels.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I don't have anything personal against zop; nor do I have any real view on who wins in this match (I steer clear of threads with two supremely powerful beings). I just found that particular argument hilarious.

The first time, "The War in Heaven", can sort of be excused as being retold in a way that mortal minds would understand (this is where Nemobro was going). But subsequent showings? GTFOoH with that noise.

Originally posted by zopzop
Banned for pointing out the absolute idiocy of "abstract" beings fighting and being hurt/killed by freaking Iron Age weapons?

You're quick to run to the mods Galan. 👇

Originally posted by Galan007
I didn't report you, dear zop. I was simply agreeing with leo's assertion that people have been banned for lesser moronacy . 👆

As long as you refrain from your previous levels of ridiculousness, then yes, you'll be safe. 👆

Anywho, 30 pages later and I've still yet to see any convincing arguments on CK's behalf. Lucifer still wins 10/10. 🙂

^ Another lovely contribution from you.

Originally posted by Jynocidus
CK absorbs LM ftw

Reason?

Because everybody here seems to forget (or rather try and avoid) that multiversal entities don't even begin to compare to Lucifer (this particular argument is what ODG and zopzop are trying to avoid, you see; and that's the main reason why i see Lucifer beyond CK). So let's hear you counter that.

Of course, that's apart from the fact that Lucifer already created a confirmed multiverse, Yahweh's multiverse. Any further lowballing for this particular point (regarding the nonsense that those aren't actual alternate universes) would get shut down for good, ill have sandman scans depicting and referencing alternate universes ready in a short while, Leonidas already provided some (never mind the other Vertigo titles that i can bring up, it's just that Sandman is the most closely associated); and anybody stupid enough to suggest that Sandman is dissociated from the Lucifer series would get dismantled just as well.

Go ahead. Enlighten us.

Originally posted by kevdude
Awesome post operator! I think Destiny/The Word looked pretty good when speaking with both Michael and Lucifer. It takes a lot to get Destiny's attention and meet him as he is not one for being very sociable.

Yeah, definitely.

Although, im not too sure about Destiny and the Word being the same being (i can definitely see the similarities, though).

Originally posted by Galan007
Lucifer still wins 10/10. 🙂

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