Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

Started by Lestov1639 pages

Oh wow, I forgot about his Season 8 feats

McClane gets disemboweled horribly 😂 (in the other thread. Bauer easily wins this gauntlet 🙂 )

LOL

You have no evidence of that claim.

I'm half way through Season 3 now, these feats have yet to be as epic as Lestov claims.

FFS, the man died from an anti-rape tazer.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL

You have no evidence of that claim.

List of his injuries

Not to mention all the other evidence I've posted 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm half way through Season 3 now, these feats have yet to be as epic as Lestov claims.

FFS, the man died from an anti-rape tazer.

He doesn't have many feats in Season 3. Just wait until Season 4......

Inadmissable evidence. Yes.

Because you refuse to recognize it because it irrefutably proves Jack would manhandle McClane's gauntlet easily. Yes

Because the RULES refuse to recognise it, you mean...

And no. That little old Lady on the plane in DH2 with the Tazer would have tortured Bauer to death.

Originally posted by Lestov16
because it irrefutably proves Jack would manhandle McClane's gauntlet easily. Yes
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And no. That little old Lady on the plane in DH2 with the Tazer would have tortured Bauer to death.

He probably would have hijacked the plane and used it to pwn an F-35, like he's actually done before (and not get his ass hopelessly trapped on the ledge of a highway 😂 )

Unless the plane crashed. Then again, he'd survive that too.....

Not this one. Plane crashes don't mess about in the DH verse.
And planes dont really crash anyway: They get McClaned by the ground.

Bauer's the kind of guy who will take a plane crash to the face and then murder every person who shot it down just because he doesn't have time for their bullshit because he's doing more important things at the moment (i.e. saving entire cities)

No he isnt.

Hes tortured by elderly women with a rape-device here.

He did exactly that....

Unless you can prove McClane can be electrocuted directly to the heart several times, then that point means nothing

The onus is on you, as proposer of the notion, to prove your claim that it would affect McClane as badly.

McClane is bulkier and could most likely absorb the charge better or would throw water on the taser user or something Mcclanic.

lol wut.

I'm sorry, the burden of proof is on you to display the feats of Mcclane taking direct electrocution to the heart, since you are the one who proposed it as a weakness in the first place 🙂

You listed it as a Bauer weakness when you kept making out like it was a some Riggs style electro torture and presented your +100 exaggeration points as fact..

Old lady with personal taser destroys Bauer right in the bot-bot over and over.

It was worse than Riggs-style electro-torture. Nothing's worse than geting electrocuted in the heart

Originally posted by Lestov16

Unless you can prove McClane can be electrocuted directly to the heart several times, then that point means nothing

Repeat: It was a small hand-held type, the kind women carry as self-protection; they're designed to cause some pain, they're not the firing kind the police use to take down people. Anyone healthy and with a normal heart could take hits from those and not die.

It's for you to prove that McClane (who has shown super-human durability) would somehow be killed by a non-lethal security device you can buy over the counter for around $20.00(batteries not included).

Of note, S3EP12, Baur head-butted a 130-135lbs woman and couldn't even KO her. These uber H2H skills you talk about, I don't know man. McClane has no problem KOing skinny chicks who are far more lethal.

In season 3 Bauer was "killed", brought back to life, and still managed to take down a drug cartel while battling heroin addiction all in a day.

Originally posted by Mindset
In season 3 Bauer was "killed", brought back to life, and still managed to take down a drug cartel while battling heroin addiction all in a day.

You're mixing up seasons, son.

Killed and resuscitated in Season 2.

Season 3: Took on a drug cartel which amazingly consisted of about 15 guys. Though he had the help of the CTU, drug boss' brother's spiteful girlfriend, his partner and six Delta-Force teams (about 6-8 guys per team) when taking on the cartel. His heroine addiction was something he had been weening himself off for weeks before, though admitted he might need help to fully kick it.