Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

Started by Mindset39 pages

Idc, shut up.

He still got killed and came back to save the everyone all in 24 hours.

He killed like 5 cartel members by himself, with a knife. There weren't nearly that many Delta teams.

Originally posted by Mindset
Idc, shut up.

He still got killed and came back to save the everyone all in 24 hours.

He killed like 5 cartel members by himself, with a knife. There weren't nearly that many Delta teams.

I shall not.

He can back and was saved by the doctor; that was towards the end of the 24 hour cycle.

He killed two with a knife while they were distracted by the helicopter, Humvees and bullets being fired by the six Delta-Force teams, and then threw the knife at a third who decided to charge Bauer with his machine-gun for no apparent reason, instead of standing back and firing it at Bauer.

It was six Delta teams (as stated by Tony) and each team had at least six members, as seen when Bauer and Chase took Delta-Team-4 with them to track down Nina. That's at least thirty-six special forces guys Bauer had helping him take down the cartel of 15ish Mexicans, besides the help from CTU.

You shall.

How does the doctor not killing him have to do with his durability in being killed, coming back, and still going on for another 12 or so hours of action?

3 is like 5, so I am correct. They were focused on him and his knife raping them. There weren't that many delta teams actually fighting, that's a fact. The only CTU agent there was Chase.

Originally posted by Robtard
Repeat: It was a small hand-held type, the kind women carry as self-protection; they're designed to cause some pain, they're not the firing kind the police use to take down people. Anyone healthy and with a normal heart could take hits from those and not die.

Repeat: You are trying to downplay Bauer's torture

It was a massive tazer (definitely not something an old lady would carry around), and was a firing kind, considering they used it to capture Jack in the first place

Prove McClane can take a concentrated dose of electricity directly to his heart for 10 seconds and not die......

Originally posted by Robtard
Anyone healthy and with a normal heart could take hits from those and not die.

Proof?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Repeat: You are trying to downplay Bauer's torture

It was a massive tazer (definitely not something an old lady would carry around), and was a firing kind, considering they used it to capture Jack in the first place

Prove McClane can take a concentrated dose of electricity directly to his heart for 10 seconds and not die......

Proof?

No hes not downplaying it.

Plenty of people with healthy hearts survive tasings. Even that old lady's little dog survived it. Dick the reporter survived it.
Ergo: They both have superior feats to Bauer. (Doubley so as they both actually featured in a screened movie.... and Tripley so as they survived a DH movie...!)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Plenty of people with healthy hearts survive tasings. Even that old lady's little dog survived it. Dick the reporter survived it.

They survived being tazed directly on the heart for 10 seconds? Those exact conditions? Because if not, it sounds like you're making up a bunch of crap

Some do and the weight/size of the tazee does have a lot to do with ability or inability to absorb shocks..

And Riggs endured worse. He was tortured with mains electricity with running water all over him, that would have gotten him all at once....everywhere.

He endured that and went on to lose to McClane in multiple threads here.

By "some" you mean.....

Bauer was tortured for 20 consecutive months by the Chinese government without a saying a single word out of sheer will power and then in the 24 hour period after returning went on to kill 50 people, including ripping a man's neck out, kicking a suicide bomber out of a moving subway train, and taking on an entire terrorist compound filled with hostiles with automatic weapons by himself with a handgun and WTFPwning them, amongst others, so Bauer would skullphuck Riggs, so any mention of him is moot.

YouTube video

Jack being electo-tortured by the Chinese. Remember he went though this shit for 20 months without saying a single word.

And obviously this proves he has a far stronger heart than him in his junior days. And also shows that once again, Bauer would skullphuck Riggs. And McClane 🙂

Where is your proof, sir? Then again, I guess you can't possess what does not exist...

Bauer wins. This Gauntlet, and the other match as well.

'Fraid not. Cause the proof is in the McPudding.

McClane wouldnt have let that happen. And in any case.. he could have endured that, with his much proven superhuman endurance and other assets.

Bauer couldn't even win "Who Poops Last" against McClane.

Old Lady...

...Tazer...

The End.

Originally posted by Mindset
You shall.

How does the doctor not killing him have to do with his durability in being killed, coming back, and still going on for another 12 or so hours of action?

3 is like 5, so I am correct. They were focused on him and his knife raping them. There weren't that many delta teams actually fighting, that's a fact. The only CTU agent there was Chase.

Shan't.

Dying from a small taser speaks well enough about his durability.

Incorrect. Incorrect, it played out like I said. What Tony said goes above your claims. Tony Almeida > you. Yes, I said "his partner", that would be Chase.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Repeat: You are trying to downplay Bauer's torture

It was a massive tazer (definitely not something an old lady would carry around), and was a firing kind, considering they used it to capture Jack in the first place

Prove McClane can take a concentrated dose of electricity directly to his heart for 10 seconds and not die......

Proof?

Incorrect.

If by "massive" you mean the kind someone can easily hold in one hand, then yes. It was similar to this:

Which is something women carry around as a means of self-defense. It was definitely not the kind police use to incapacitate people.

My proof is logic and common sense. Tasers are non-lethal devices, deaths are extremely rare and typically come from the more-powerful kind and when someone already had a heart-condition and/or problem.

Originally posted by Robtard
Shan't.

Dying from a small taser speaks well enough about his durability.

Incorrect. Incorrect, it played out like I said. What Tony said goes above your claims. Tony Almeida > you. Yes, I said "his partner", that would be Chase.

Shall.

Dying and being able to come back and still kick ass speaks more.

Correct, as seen but what was on the screen. Screen evidence > Tony > You.

The only field help he had from CTU was Chase, you said he had help from CTU, you penis.

Originally posted by Mindset
Shall.

Dying and being able to come back and still kick ass speaks more.

Correct, as seen but what was on the screen. Screen evidence > Tony > You.

The only field help he had from CTU was Chase, you said he had help from CTU, you penis.

Shallant.

People are revived right after flat-lining all the time.

It was stated and shown, six Delta teams, son.

Originally posted by Robtard
Incorrect.

If by "massive" you mean the kind someone can easily hold in one hand, then yes. It was similar to this:

Which is something women carry around as a means of self-defense. It was definitely not the kind police use to incapacitate people.

My proof is logic and common sense. Tasers are non-lethal devices, deaths are extremely rare and typically come from the more-powerful kind and when someone already had a heart-condition and/or problem.

I'm.........pretty sure I rendered this moot with the scene of Jack getting electro-shocked tortured by the Chinese.

Originally posted by Robtard
Shallant.

People are revived right after flat-lining all the time.

It was stated and shown, six Delta teams, son.

Chere.

And do those people immediately go on to fight terrorists? No.

It was shown that there were not that many there, sport.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane wouldnt have let that happen. [/i]

Utter BS 😂 . He got captured by an idiot like Simon.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Old Lady...

...Tazer...

The End.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'm.........pretty sure I rendered this moot with the scene of Jack getting electro-shocked tortured by the Chinese.

Originally posted by Mindset
Chere.

And do those people immediately go on to fight terrorists? No.

It was shown that there were not that many there, sport.

Snoggles.

Considering it's typically after some major event and/or they're sick and not healthy people. It stands to reason no. Dude still died from a small taser, let's just leave it at that.

So Tony was lying? I don't think so champ. They were all wearing black and they're essentially American Ninjas. You'd not see them all. Six Delta teams, that's what Bauer needs. McClane, just a zippo.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'm.........pretty sure I rendered this moot with the scene of Jack getting electro-shocked tortured by the Chinese.

I'll have to verify that; considering you've over-blown all his feats from Seasons 1-3 so far, I'm leaning towards it being not as epic as you claim, but will hold judgement until I get there.

As it stands, Bauer from seasons 1-3 couldn't run the Diehard gauntlet unless he had his typical CTU help and 36+ Delta-Force commands covering his back.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dude still died from a small taser, let's just leave it at that.

Clearly him in his junior years, considering he's withstood far worse electric torture, as I have proven

Also, I have yet to see this proof of average Joe Schmoes surviving a concentrated electroshock to the heart for 10 seconds and being completely fine afterwards