Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

Originally posted by Lestov16
Clearly him in his junior years, considering he's withstood far worse electric torture, as I have proven

Also, I have yet to see this proof of average Joe Schmoes surviving a concentrated electroshock to the heart for 10 seconds and being completely fine afterwards

See above.

You've never seen police vids of them taking down someone with a more powerful taser? Sometimes two officers will fire at the same person, should they prove difficult.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'll have to verify that

YouTube video

Jack withstood this for 20 months without saying a word out of sheer willpower and then the day he came back, without any rest or anything, went on to kill 50 people

Originally posted by Robtard
See above.

You've never seen police vids of them taking down someone with a more powerful taser? Sometimes two officers will fire at the same person, should they prove difficult.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Clearly him in his junior years, considering he's withstood far worse electric torture, as I have proven

Originally posted by Lestov16
YouTube video

Jack withstood this for [b]20 months without saying a word out of sheer willpower and then the day he came back, without any rest or anything, went on to kill 50 people [/B]

Can't watch that, spoilers and all. I'll get there in time.

There are no spoilers. It's a scene of Bauer getting electro-tortured for info that has nothing to do with the show. It shows Bauer withstanding horrible pain because he's phucking amazing

Still, I'd rather see it in time and not ruin anything, thanks though.

As amazing as shooting through yourself to kill the villain behind you? Come one.

If you watched the video, you'd see what Jack had to withstand for 20 months probably hurt a lot more than a gunshot that probably got bandaged nicely while McClane laid comfortably in a hospital bed

Originally posted by Lestov16
If you watched the video, you'd see what Jack had to withstand for 20 months probably hurt a lot more than a gunshot that probably got bandaged nicely while McClane laid comfortably in a hospital bed

Yeah, no. He was shot in the shoulder and then later shot himself through the shoulder to win the day.

Still not seeing that pain level being equal to undergoing the shit Jack is in the video for 20 consecutive months

Being married to Holly for like 15 years and being willing to shoot self to save day>>>All

Jack had an annoying ***** wife and an annoying ***** daughter.

Sadako, this one's just for you. S03EP22, Bauer (who hadn't run out of bullets) is pinned down by a helicopter armed with one gun-man, guess how he deals with the situation?

Spoiler:
He has his partner call in two F-18 fighter jets to take it out for him.

Hahahahaahaha What a puss!!!!! 😛

Originally posted by Robtard
Sadako, this one's just for you. S03EP22, Bauer (who hadn't run out of bullets) is pinned down by a helicopter armed with one gun-man, guess how he deals with the situation?

Spoiler:
He has his partner call in two F-18 fighter jets to take it out for him.

🙂

Jack's already killed a small army worth of people. Why shouldn't he share the fun? 😛

Cause its slacking.

Other reasons also, but mainly cause of the slacking.

Originally posted by Mindset
Jack had an annoying ***** wife and an annoying ***** daughter.

And said daughter had delicious tiddies.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Cause its slacking.

I'd say it's McClane who's slacking with his worthless 24 kills in 12 hours compared to Bauer's 43 in 12 hours 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'd say it's McClane who's slacking with his worthless 24 kills in 12 hours compared to Bauer's 43 in 12 hours 🙂

Jack killed that many?

Well, John Preston killed over 100 in 2 hours.

mwhahahahahha!

Note: dadudemon is a full-fledged, fully admitted, John Preston Fanboy.

Originally posted by Robtard
Still, I'd rather see it in time and not ruin anything, thanks though.

As amazing as shooting through yourself to kill the villain behind you? Come one.

It's....a prequel to the actual show and it doesn't ruin anything. It is out of context with anything you'll see in the show. You're safe to watch it and it doesn't spoil anything.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'd say it's McClane who's slacking with his worthless 24 kills in 12 hours compared to Bauer's 43 in 12 hours 🙂

McClane killed at least 12 in less than 3 seconds.

Slowass Jack.