Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

Your logic is Broken....You're still bubbling away on the Bauer bong..bombastically battering Bauer's backside in bitterly bashing McClane through beastly butthurt.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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As opposed to being a totally debunked, boxed in and baseless JB BJ barrel aboded, bi-cellular brained, bottled up bile burdened, boringly yet brazenly blockheadedly, boundlessly backwards borderline bonkers boy wonder of butthurt, breathing Bauer's back passage breezes, botching and buggering basic facts, blindly bullshitting, broadly befouling, balderdashing braggadocio of boobery, blatantly bringing brittle ballyhooing, Bauer's-bellend-buffing-ballbag-licking, bewilderingly, batshittedly and bafflingly bereft of believability, brainlessly blocking-out the Bauer-based McGauntlet ballsup, bearing false witness with Jack and Tony's glazed bridal Bratwurst crusts all over yer chops and eyes...?

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In a word, Bingo.

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Your logic is Broken....You're still bubbling away on the Bauer bong..bombastically battering Bauer's backside in bitterly bashing McClane through beastly butthurt.

You're still blowing away at the McBaldhead, building up mass amounts of McSeed in your belly and brutally burning away your last traces of believability, as you believe Mcbiased, baseless baloney to delude yourself from the butthurt from the truth that Bauer beats the life out of McBytch and his blundering bum bad guys

Too late I used all those..

No blowing required.

No feats that are bankable,
Bauer you think so wankable,
Your concepts oh so tankable,
With Tony solely thankable.

So convoluted,
en mass refuted,
Your minds polluted,
jizz undiluted,
clings hard to your brain.

You can't refrain
Mac brings the pain
Your Bauer stain
Ate sticky rain.
It seems quite insane
Off road from the main
You circle the drain
A tazer ends game

Always getting a stuffing
Youre constantly bluffing
All logic rebuffing
Without Tony hes nothing

All evidence lacking,
You post like you're cracking
All angles are whack and
You lie about Mac

Unbelieveable Tac
You reach round his back
And tickle Jack's Sack
But your pants you do cack.

Cute poem. As much basis in reality as Lewis Carrol's "The Jabberwocky", but cute....

Its a gritty tale of trueism really, but thank you nonetheless.

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The Bauerwocky:

"`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble from McClane:
Old Ladies with their yappy dogs,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Tazerchick, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub dog, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his cellphone in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tony tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with John McClane,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The tazergun went snicker-snack!
He left Jack dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And, has thou slain the Bauerman?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe."

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its a gritty tale of trueism really

😆 What a guy! A poet and a comedian! Jeez, if you didn't have McBias fueling every neuron in your body, you might realize your full potential

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McWin! 😮‍💨

Holy shit, Sado, I think you may have found your new calling. Brilliant.

I agree. Absolutely brilliant! Never have I seen such an accurate depiction of man's own mind before! I don't even believe psychologists could get it this accurate. and it's just like I thought. Literally nothing but McBias 😆

Someone seems mad.

Hell yeah. The McBiased camp here is crazier than a Mad Hatter

Originally posted by Lestov16
Hell yeah. The McBiased camp here is crazier than a Mad Hatter

Listen, you were out debated, out freestyled and out poemed. Accept it with some dignity.

Like I said, when you get to S8x24, and end the series seeing how much Bauer horribly outclasses McClane, your crow is right here, ready to be served to you.

I have not been outdebated, you have presented strawmen, asked me for answers, and then ignored the logical answers. Accept your McBias with some dignity. It is the first step to recovery

Originally posted by Lestov16
I have not been outdebated, you have presented strawmen, asked me for answers, and then ignored the logical answers.

That's like exactly what you've been doing. Crazy.

At least you accept that Sado out freestyled and out poemed you, accepting 2 out of 3 is a start.

Exactly what I've been doing. Except for presenting strawmen and ignoring logical evidence. I wouldn't be McFoolish enough to do that

Of course I accept it. I can easily tell when a McBiased soul has to compensate for the fact that they have no argument.

I fear that being so long and so close to Bauer's ass, you've inhaled one too many fumes and this is the cause of your lunacy. Take a few steps back; breath in some fresh air, that should sort you out.

Originally posted by Robtard
Holy shit, Sado, I think you may have found your new calling. Brilliant.

Whythankyouthankyou.... 😛

Originally posted by Lestov16
Like I said, when you get to S8x24, and end the series seeing how much Bauer horribly outclasses McClane, your crow is right here, ready to be served to you.

I have not been outdebated, you have presented strawmen, asked me for answers, and then ignored the logical answers. Accept your McBias with some dignity. It is the first step to recovery

You're wearing your weakness all up on your sleeve,
A naked mind and real naked peeve,
A long lost debate that Lesty cant leave,
When Hans left Jack Bauer just like Christopher Reeve.

In 24 hrs or just in a sec,
Jack cant be clearing this Die Harder trek
Fried like that guy who played Walter "Dickless" Peck
We all heard Jack squealin' when Mac broke his neck.

Jack is proven here over and over again that he cant do this gauntlet and thats all that matters here.
Commence butthurt evidenceless ranting. 🙂