Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Started by Sadako of Girth51 pages

I dont have to. They have different feats.
But McClane does his in both video games AND legible MVF worthy movie feats, and in the games he kills more than Bauer..

Can you prove he kills more than Bauer in the games? Because other than possibly the video games, Bauer outclasses McClane in every aspect of life, and you have yet to prove otherwise

Also, I find it hilarious that Bauer outclasses McClane so much in live action feats that you actually have to resort to using his video game 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Lestov has been trolling left right and centre....so no problem there, right?
yes he has i guess but he somehow thinks this is the eu 24 when obviously this is a movie forum. Then it seems u (right mcclane nut) and robtart (left mclane nut) knowing the rules and could easily say "until theres a everything vs' thread we cant debate about" we'll just troll him and make fun of him cause he hasnt read the rules or understands them. Pretty crappy moderation of this site

Ha, you've given everything away, I know who you are now.

I guess Lestov16 can't have any friends or allies .. I find it strange

The hell are you talking about now.

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
yes he has i guess but he somehow thinks this is the eu 24 when obviously this is a movie forum. Then it seems u (right mcclane nut) and robtart (left mclane nut) knowing the rules and could easily say "until theres a everything vs' thread we cant debate about" we'll just troll him and make fun of him cause he hasnt read the rules or understands them. Pretty crappy moderation of this site

Already covered.

And if he hasnt read the rules THIS far into the threads of Bauerbutthurt, he has no regard for them anyway.

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
I guess Lestov16 can't have any friends or allies .. I find it strange

Allies and friends? Wouldn't that make 'em people who are trolls/troll sympathisers with no regard for the rules of the game, John?

And its no use attacking Imp from butthurt, he does a great job here as he always has.

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
I guess Lestov16 can't have any friends or allies .. I find it strange
😕

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
trolls/troll sympathisers with no regard for the rules of the game

All I'm asking is for you to back up your claim that Bauer, with his TV feats, can not beat McClane or finish his gauntlet. You posed the question, and I am merely trying to answer it. You are ignoring the answers out of pure and utter McButthurt

Originally posted by Scythe
Wait... There was a 24 movie....?

24:Redemption, where Bauer goes Rambo on some genocidal Africans.

Like I said though, I'm arguing against the McClane Camp's assertion that even with his other feats Bauer still can't beat McClane or complete his gauntlet.

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
yes he has i guess but he somehow thinks this is the eu 24 when obviously this is a movie forum. Then it seems u (right mcclane nut) and robtart (left mclane nut) knowing the rules and could easily say "until theres a everything vs' thread we cant debate about" we'll just troll him and make fun of him cause he hasnt read the rules or understands them. Pretty crappy moderation of this site

If you dont like the moderating that goes on here, then please, by all means, GTFO and take your butt hurt with you.

Originally posted by Lestov16
All I'm asking is for you to back up your claim that Bauer, with his TV feats, can not beat McClane or finish his gauntlet. I posed the question, and I am merely trying to answer it. You are ignoring the answers out of pure and utter logic and reason

This is more like it.

Besides the fact that your anguish rage and butthurt anger has made you blind this being the wrong thread for the Gauntlet question, you posed the question and are trying to answer your own with as much bullshit as possible to "justify" your butthurt and McHatred.

Originally posted by Lestov16
24:Redemption, where Bauer goes Rambo on some genocidal Africans.

24: Redemption is a television film based on the series 24.

P.S. Africans go genocidal on Africans all the time, it's nothing special. Now using a car as a SAM, that's special.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
This is more like it.

Besides the fact that your anguish rage and butthurt anger has made you blind this being the wrong thread for the Gauntlet question, you posed the question and are trying to answer your own with as much bullshit as possible to "justify" your butthurt and McHatred.

You are the one so Mcbutthurt that you can't admit the obvious fact that with his TV feats, Bauer outclasses McClane in every aspect of life.

Originally posted by Robtard
24: Redemption is a television film based on the series 24.

Which makes Bauer a film character

Originally posted by Robtard
P.S. Africans go genocidal on Africans all the time, it's nothing special. Now using a car as a SAM, that's special.

A pathetic SAM that can only kill helpless pilots. That's special ed. Now shooting an attack helicopter down with a handgun. That's extraordinary.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Which makes Bauer a film character

A pathetic SAM that can only kill helpless pilots. That's special ed. Now shooting an attack helicopter down with a handgun. That's extraordinary.

Makes Bauer a TV character. Why don't you go read the MVF rules?

More downplay, launching a car like a missile is in no shape or form a "pathetic" feat. It's a good feat, McClane's done it too, but with an extra added twist that make it superior to Bauer's.

Sorry, "helicopter" and "wire next to helicopter" are not the same thing. It's far more impressive to take on the copter directly. Bauer pwns McClane in the feats dept.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Sorry, "helicopter" and "wire next to helicopter" are not the same thing. It's far more impressive to take on the copter directly. Bauer pwns McClane in the feats dept.

Shooting at a pilot and/or the engine of a helicopter isn't as impressive as McClane's wire trick, one is a huge target the other is tiny. Just going to have to accept this and move on.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Allies and friends? Wouldn't that make 'em people who are trolls/troll sympathisers with no regard for the rules of the game, John?

And its no use attacking Imp from butthurt, he does a great job here as he always has.

John? That's not John, teehee, tis some dude probably on 360 or something.

Originally posted by Robtard
Shooting at a pilot and/or the engine of a helicopter isn't as impressive as McClane's wire trick, one is a huge target the other is tiny. Just going to have to accept this and move on.

You're just going to have to accept that he had to aim at a wire because he was too scared like a McBytch to aim at the helicopter itself. Bauer doesn't have such fears, and thus is far more impressive.