Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Originally posted by Lestov16
You're just going to have to accept that he had to aim at a wire because he was too scared like a McBytch to aim at the helicopter itself. Bauer doesn't have such fears, and thus is far more impressive.

Because that makes sense. Stop downplaying, I understand it's all you have to counter McClane, but stop.

It makes perfect sense. Stop ignoring that McBytch was too frightened to shoot at the helicopter. I understand McBiased gimping. ignoring, and downplaying of Bauer's feats and overhyping of McClane's is your only tactic to defending McChump, but please, stop.

Originally posted by Lestov16
It makes perfect sense. Stop ignoring that McBytch was too frightened to shoot at the helicopter.

You make these without proof and absurd claims, then follow it with accusations of:

Originally posted by Lestov16
I understand McBiased gimping. ignoring, and downplaying of Bauer's feats and overhyping of McClane's is your only tactic to defending McChump, but please, stop.

Hypocrisy is about to reach critical mass

This entire convo/thread sounds like it's taking place in a McDonald's.

Originally posted by Scythe
This entire convo/thread sounds like it's taking place in a McDonald's.

I prefer Wendy's, if it has to be fast-food.

Originally posted by Robtard
I prefer Wendy's, if it has to be fast-food.

We all McPrefer McWendy's if we all had our McWay.

Originally posted by Robtard
You make these without proof and absurd claims,

Not absurd. It's exactly what happened. McChump was too afraid to aim at the big scary helicopter. The proof is right there in the scene. Next you'll tell me I'm making absurd claims of snow being white 😂

Originally posted by Robtard
Hypocrisy is about to reach critical mass

No, your McHyprocrisy reached critical mass a long while ago and has since undergone a Dobson-Override style- meltdown

Bauer kills McChump in any confrontation

If your assertion that McClane was "afraid" to aim at a helicopter is meant seriously, then at least this is conformation that you aren't serious or are completely insane to the degree at which I don't have to bother replying any more. 🙂

Your Irrational Bauer Sucking meds are seriously seriously needed quickly, before Sutherland has no penis left!.

Your irrational McBias needs a quick recharge of McSeed. Quick! Get to the McBaldhead and open wide!!!.....

Stop ignoring the logical evidence. Bauer wins all day every day

H2H- Bauer snaps McBytch's neck
Gunfight- Bauer puts a bullet in his face
Melee- McBytch gets his throat torn out
Counterterrorism- Bauer clearly outclasses him on this level and every other

Bauer wins 24/7 🙂

Your wrongness magnitude is only now dually describable as 'emphatic/pathetic'.

H2H - Frail Bauer cannot break the unbreakable
Gunfight- Yes Bauer DOES put a bullet in his face, 'cause he cant stand the thought of the inevitable death he would face at McClane's hands... (yes I know your statement was just the poor kind of grammar that one could expect of someone in a complete state of utter delusion as you seem to be...but all roads lead to McRome.)
Melee- Bauer dies quickly with whatever scenery is on hand lodged in his colon.
Counterterrorism- Without Tony and the rest of CTU's help he dies screaming and in impotent rage...(ironically dying as most irrational, compulsive McHaters live)

Bauer loses 24/7.

Since it's been proven that 24 copies aspects of Die Hard, I could see Bauer shooting himself in the face in some botched attempt in copying McClane's end-game in DH4.0, though as usual, not doing as good a job as McClane.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Your wrongness magnitude is only now dually describable as 'emphatic/pathetic'.

Your hilariously illogical McBias is only now dually describable as "pitiable/amusing"

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
H2H - Frail Bauer cannot break the unbreakable

Bauer easily snaps the neck of the weak McCries-Over-Glass

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Gunfight- Yes Bauer DOES put a bullet in his face, 'cause he cant stand the thought of the inevitable death he would face at McClane's hands...

Indeed. Bauer would be too ashamed to lose to an amateur such as McClane. So he shoots McBytch in the face immediately for some closure

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
but all roads lead to McRome.

Yes. I'm sure all logic in that hollow void in the back of your face goes straight to the McBias Singularity

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Melee- Bauer dies quickly with whatever scenery is on hand lodged in his colon.

McClane will wish he had a colon after he is disemboweled by Bauer

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Counterterrorism- Without Tony and the rest of CTU's help he dies

.......Of old age, decades after completing this chump Gauntlet. He'll probably not even remember such a minuscule event.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Bauer loses 24/7.

Of course. Who can win in a Feces-Eating Contest against McClane? His appetite is insatiable

Originally posted by Robtard
Since it's been proven that 24 outdoes all aspects of Die Hard, I could see Bauer shooting McClane in the face and then going back to LA to have a threesome with Holly and Lucy

Originally posted by Lestov16
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Editing my post again I see cos you can't counter them. No worries.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Snip

Have you checked the rules thread?

The MVF Golden Rule:
What is seen on screen is canon in these forums. If your character you wish to use has feats/actions/handicaps that contradict what that character did on screen (movie canon), then it is a violation and is illegal. MOVIE FEATS ONLY!

Originally posted by Silent Master
Have you checked the rules thread?

What's the name of that mental condition where you know something you find absolutely terrible is true, but you refuse to acknowledge it as a means to lie to yourself?

Ah yes, McBias Syndrome. It is spreading fast here....

...or "Common sense" as it is known as to the sane populous....

You may have misread though, since your eyes are caked together at the lashes from all those constant facials you suck from Bauer...

Yes. McBias is equivalent with Common Sense to you, isn't it?

I'd expect no different, since your brain cells have clearly been dissolved by all of that McSeed you have pumped into you rectally on a nightly basis.

Of course! (When based on no bias, but evidence, screenfeats and logic.)

You just felch and fist the night away with Bauer and hope by morning that your logicless, screenfeat-ignoring fellatio feats will be accepted as Bauer victory in lieu of any actual structured decent, and logical waterproof argument. Foolhardiness personified.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Ah yes, McBias Syndrome. It is spreading fast here....

Says the guy who refuses to read the MVF rules.