Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Allies and friends? Wouldn't that make 'em people who are trolls/troll sympathisers with no regard for the rules of the game, John?

It just seems that anyone that disagrees with a couple of you has to be an absolute idiot and trolled with idiotical facts, imo. Especially when it comes to this thread and anything to do with McClane.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And its no use attacking Imp from butthurt, he does a great job here as he always has.

Actually I was stating my opinion by viewing this thread alone. This should of been shut down, obviously. There seems to be more trolling than an 8 hour fishing trip in the gulf.

Nope. Never said that. However that has been said of the McClane-supporting side in these debates, IE whatever opponent must win and anyone (IE the afformentioned pro-McClane-side takers in the thread) who disagrees is an idiot. Sounds like youre only seeing one side in this.

I agree. Been trolled in all of them. Still its all rock and roll....

Originally posted by Placidity
Jack Bauer wins, not even close. 10/10 for Jack in all except maybe for the H2H fight, I'd say 9/10.

✅

There definitely are some people here who enjoy McClane taking their side (backside that is)

You brazenly bash the bishop to Bauer's bottom whilst buffing his barrel briskly.

Yes. B for bias. Or blowjob. Some things that you know quite well......

Hey more BS. You're the one blatantly, brazenly and blasphemously and berserkly blowing Bauer, buddy.

You wouldn't be here except butthurt beesched and bribed you into boobery, and ballyhooing all who had belittled your buttfriend Bauer.

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
It just seems that anyone that disagrees with a couple of you has to be an absolute idiot and trolled with idiotical facts, imo. Especially when it comes to this thread and anything to do with McClane.

Peeps are having fun. And everyone should see it as just that.

No one has hard feelings against anyone here. And nothing wrong with little trash talk between friends.

🙂

Originally posted by the ninjak
Peeps are having fun. And everyone should see it as just that.

No one has hard feelings against anyone here. And nothing wrong with little trash talk between friends.

👆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hey more BS. You're the one blatantly, brazenly and blasphemously and berserkly blowing Bauer, buddy.

You wouldn't be here except butthurt beesched and bribed you into boobery, and ballyhooing all who had belittled your buttfriend Bauer.

Don't be all butthurt because Bauer beats the bejeezus out of your beloved butt buddy, McBytch. Just bear the burning backside from McBytch breaking open your bowels with his McBaldhead and if you don't like that, then buy some Astroglide. McClane thought it felt comfortable while Bauer was raping him, so you guys should be alright

Baseless and banal banter besmirching belittling broadly your benign brevity with bullshit bravado that baits and besmears and licks Bauer's balls.
You're butthurt and Bauer'd with no hope at all.

So the Astroglide didn't help any, huh?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Ooooohh Jack! Slluuurrrppp Sluuuurrppp!!! Slurppityslurpityslurp slurp! Oooooh though you flatline real easy, are crap at escaping, and call for Tony all the time you really are the slllluuurrrrrppp best! slllllluuurrrpp!!!

😘

Indeed. Your deplorable revision of my post, with your McSeed-filled, baseless, McBiased logic, is horrendously disgusting 😘

Listen, in the 24-Verse, Bauer watches the Die Hard films(his favorites) and wishes he could be as super as McClane.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Indeed. Your accurate translation of my post, with your common sense, basic logic, is horrendously disgusting 😘

I know you dont know like the truth of your butthurt, but others do.

McClane wins.

This is the source of your pain.

😮‍💨

Originally posted by Robtard
Listen, in the 24-Verse, Bauer watches the Die Hard films(his favorites) and wishes he could be as super as McClane.

Actually, in the DH-verse, McClane used to masturbate to 24 episodes, at least until his TV screen was covered in so much white crust that it was unwatchable

Originally posted by Lestov16
Actually, in the DH-verse, McClane used to masturbate to 24 episodes, at least until his TV screen was covered in so much white crust that it was unwatchable

Considering it's 24 that copies aspects of Die Hard, that just isn't so. Bauer's a McFanboy, just deal with it.

Wow quite a Rorschach test.

Thats the second time today youve seen yourself as McClane in your head.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
This is the source of your pain.

😆 What an inaccurate, Mcbiased diagnosis. Like I've stated time and time again, the source of your rectal pain is that Mcbaldhead that you so adamantly wish to have shoved into you on a nightly basis

But there is no rectal pain, Butthurt or anything here at all.

It is you who have been butthurt over your the many time you even cheated to rule things in favour of your idol, citing EU as movie canon, ignoring, gimping, downplaying, and still lost.

Butthurt is a path to the darkside...!!
And much Butthurt do I sense in you... yesssssss.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But there is no rectal pain, Butthurt or anything here at all.

Damn. The McBaldhead was pushed too far in and now you've lost all sensory perception of your rectum. I told you that you should have used Astroglide!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It is you who have been butthurt over your the many time you even cheated to rule things in favour of your idol, citing EU as movie canon, ignoring, gimping, downplaying, and still lost.

Said by the McBaldhead-induced paraplegic 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Butthurt is a path to the darkside...!!
And much Butthurt do I sense in you... yesssssss.

You can take your McButthurt path to the Big Black Cock darkside you so desperately wish to inhabit. Just leave me out of it 😘