Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Is this thread ever going to get back on-topic?

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Originally posted by Lestov16
So let's go over this one more time, for all you folks playing at home

[B]1. H2H fight in a 12x12 ft steel cage ring
Based on screen feats (you can access the vid via my sig and I listed the most prominent places i nthe video where they happen) Bauer will overpower Mcclane and snap his neck

H2H-Bauer

2. Gunfight in Palisades mall. Both get a Beretta with 10 clips
Once again, based on screen feats you can see in my vid (and Jack has a lot of them), he is definitely the more experienced gunfighter

Gunfight-Bauer

3. Melee fight in the Initech office building
Jack is a very ruthless fighter who will opportunistically use any advantage in a fight

Melee fight- Bauer

4. Who is the better counterterrorist?

Of course
Contintential Pandemic>>>>>>>>Eastern Seabaord losing power (and 6 nuclear meltdowns>>>>>>ONE nuclear meltdown)

Better Counterterrorist- Bauer

Any questions? [/B]

Originally posted by Placidity

Jack Bauer wins, not even close. 10/10 for Jack in all except maybe for the H2H fight, I'd say 9/10.

Originally posted by Odekahn
Ok this is laughable... Bauer roflstomps McClane. It's not even close.

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Originally posted by Lestov16
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Using feats that are inadmissible in the MVF.

Just accept that McClane would feed Bauer a large McTurd, wait 6-10 hours until Bauer shits and then McClane would force Bauer to eat his own shit that is composed of McClane's shit.

Now you've resorted to McGimping? Shame 🙁

Bauer will just eat McClane, since he has a proven taste for human flesh, and shit him out in a dirty gas-station bathroom, where McClane belongs

Originally posted by Lestov16
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What movie feats were used to reach those conclusions?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Now you've resorted to McGimping? Shame 🙁

Bauer will just eat McClane, since he has a proven taste for human flesh, and shit him out in a dirty gas-station bathroom, where McClane belongs

Following the MVF rules isn't gimping.

Bauer's unproven teeth would shatter against McClane's super-human durability.

Well, when I was told by some McBiased people that Bauer, even with his TV feats, would still lose to McClane, I used Bauer's onscreenfeats to prove them wrong and reach this conclusion, if you were wondering.

Originally posted by Robtard
Following the MVF rules isn't gimping.

It is if you are trying to say that Bauer, even with his TV feats, can't beat McClane

Originally posted by Robtard
Bauer's unproven teeth would shatter against McClane's super-human durability.

No, they'd rip through McClane's throat like wet tissue paper

Originally posted by Lestov16
Well, when I was told by some McBiased people that Bauer, even with his TV feats, would still lose to McClane, I used Bauer's onscreenfeats to prove them wrong and reach this conclusion, if you were wondering.

I don't really care about off-topic tangents, the thread is about movie John vs movie Jack....so you agree that John wins, right?

Even using Redemption feats, Bauer, after being brutally tortured, snapped a man's neck with his feet, where, once again, McClane's weak ass needed an entire staircase to do the same thing

Originally posted by Lestov16
Even using Redemption feats, Bauer, after being brutally tortured, snapped a man's neck with his feet, where, once again, McClane's weak ass needed an entire staircase to do the same thing

So, you're claiming that movie Jack wins?

Are you claiming that if Jack had his TV feats, he would win?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Are you claiming that if Jack had his TV feats, he would win?

This is a thread about movie characters, TV feats don't count.

Now, are you claiming that movie Jack wins?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Are you claiming that if Jack had his TV feats, he would win?

This is a thread about movie characters, TV feats don't count.

Now, are you claiming that movie Jack wins?

It doesn't matter if it counts. You don't have to regard this as an "official match".

All I'm asking is a straightforward question. Can Bauer, with all of his feats, beat McClane? The McClane camp said no, so I proved them wrong.

Last time, I don't care about the off-topic tangent.

Are you claiming that movie Jack wins?

Well some members of the McClane camp do, so you are in the minority there

And determine for yourself

YouTube video

Originally posted by Lestov16
Well some members of the McClane camp do, so you are in the minority there

And determine for yourself

YouTube video

Again, I'm asking if you believe that movie Jack wins.

Originally posted by Lestov16
It is if you are trying to say that Bauer, even with his TV feats, can't beat McClane

No, they'd rip through McClane's throat like wet tissue paper

McClane dominates Bauer 24/7, regardless of element. But that's irrelevant, as your TV tangents are against the rules.

With out a single movie-feat proving Jack's ability to rip through throats like paper, sorry, not happening.